[Pirates!] Zuluficev kutak za sporni trenutak
Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 12:02 am
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Ovde ce se intezivno raspavljati o spornim trenucima ofsajdima i bozanskim golovima u brodicima....Ili ti, ma pusti mozak na otavu....a ako neces igraj sine Napoleonics....
Arrrrrrr!!!!!!
Evo par predloga kako dobiti Krompir za fair play!!!
1. Make up shanties for each and every one of your ships, and sing it obnoxiously loudly whenever you take that ship's turn. EXAMPLE: The Carrion Crow set sail that day Hurrah! Hurrah! She went to blow the (Insert strongest enemy ship name here) away Hurrah Hurrah!
2. Keep knocking over your/their ships on accident. Ask earnestly where they were before they got moved. If they can't remember, declare that they are cheating, and threaten to break their ships if they don't tell you.
3. Dress like one of your fleet! Wear a uniform if english, a pirate costume if you're a pirate player, etc.
4. Curse like a pirate every time you get hit or rammed, and do little pirate jigs every time you get a piece of treasure or score a hit.
5. Every time you fire, make little gun/cannon sound effects. As they take off a mast, make little screaming sounds. "AHHHH!!! MOMMY! WHERE'S MY LEG!?!? AHHHH!!! HELP US, (insert opponent's name here). OUR ADMIRAL HAS ABANDONED US!!!
6. Roll the dice for a long time, and keep whispering to them. Look around periodically to make sure that no one is close enough to hear you, and accuse your opponent of trying to listen to your secret messages.
7. As you roll, aim for the enemy ships. Say that you are rolling to hit.
8. Have all of your other ships lined up on the edge of the table. Declare that this is the rest of the fleet, and that they are merely cheering your ships on.
9. Bump into the table periodically and shout, "OH MY GOD!!! NE'ER BEFORE HAVE I SEEN SUCH A TEMPEST!!! AHHHHHHGH!!! FURL THE SAILS, MEN!! WE'RE ALL DOOMED!!!
10. Every time your opponent moves a ship, regardless of how unimportant the move is, make vague statements like "Imagine that" or snort sarcastically. Make sure that these are said quietly, but loudly enough for the opponent to hear them. Mumble about how the player has been fudging distances with their ships.
11. Place your card near your ship, and move your ship in any direction, disregarding the measurement at all. Explain that you are ballparking it.
12. Act like you're going to cry every time you lose a ship. Hold the ship thoughtfully, and stare at it solemly for a while. Make your eyes tear up if you can. Then say things like, "Little feller...don't seem right" in your best Slingblade impression.
13. Two words: Bathroom breaks.
14. Set drinks/food down in the middle of the board. Slosh the contents around haphazardly, preferably as close to the enemy ships as possible.
15. Keep making references to "your secret weapon/plan". Laugh maniacally every once in a while. Wheneve you are hit, mumble things like, "all according to plans. Heh heh." Or, when your biggest ship blows up, mutter, laugh to yourself and say, "all according to protocal. How convenient."
16. Move your ships v e r y s l o w l y. If you can, push other ships aside, and "correct" your mistake by placing the ships somewhere withn 8'' of their original spot.
17. Wear one of those Long John Silver's kids hats and claim that you are Black Beard. YAARGH!!!
18. Keep offering to accept your opponent's surrender. Say that his sailors will be kept under humane conditions as galley slaves/"entertainers".
19. Pick up the dice after you roll them before your opponent can see them. Claim that they were all successful. If he says that you're cheating, act extremely offended. Challenge him repeatedly.
20. Keep picking up your ships to "read the names" on them. Complain that they are so darn small, then put your ship in a completely different spot. If he corrects you, apologize and make cryptic references to medical conditions. "Oh. Sorry about that! My, ever since that brain aneurism..."
21. Keep obsessively looking at your watch. Say things like, "Not much time left..."
22. Keep acting sick. Make sure that it is clear that you are ill. When leaning over the table, pause and shake a bit. Cough spontaneously, preferrably on the other ships. Act as though you are about to vomit on the table, then recover, saying things like, "Uhh...tastes like...that meatloaf..."
Ovde ce se intezivno raspavljati o spornim trenucima ofsajdima i bozanskim golovima u brodicima....Ili ti, ma pusti mozak na otavu....a ako neces igraj sine Napoleonics....
Arrrrrrr!!!!!!
Evo par predloga kako dobiti Krompir za fair play!!!
1. Make up shanties for each and every one of your ships, and sing it obnoxiously loudly whenever you take that ship's turn. EXAMPLE: The Carrion Crow set sail that day Hurrah! Hurrah! She went to blow the (Insert strongest enemy ship name here) away Hurrah Hurrah!
2. Keep knocking over your/their ships on accident. Ask earnestly where they were before they got moved. If they can't remember, declare that they are cheating, and threaten to break their ships if they don't tell you.
3. Dress like one of your fleet! Wear a uniform if english, a pirate costume if you're a pirate player, etc.
4. Curse like a pirate every time you get hit or rammed, and do little pirate jigs every time you get a piece of treasure or score a hit.
5. Every time you fire, make little gun/cannon sound effects. As they take off a mast, make little screaming sounds. "AHHHH!!! MOMMY! WHERE'S MY LEG!?!? AHHHH!!! HELP US, (insert opponent's name here). OUR ADMIRAL HAS ABANDONED US!!!
6. Roll the dice for a long time, and keep whispering to them. Look around periodically to make sure that no one is close enough to hear you, and accuse your opponent of trying to listen to your secret messages.
7. As you roll, aim for the enemy ships. Say that you are rolling to hit.
8. Have all of your other ships lined up on the edge of the table. Declare that this is the rest of the fleet, and that they are merely cheering your ships on.
9. Bump into the table periodically and shout, "OH MY GOD!!! NE'ER BEFORE HAVE I SEEN SUCH A TEMPEST!!! AHHHHHHGH!!! FURL THE SAILS, MEN!! WE'RE ALL DOOMED!!!
10. Every time your opponent moves a ship, regardless of how unimportant the move is, make vague statements like "Imagine that" or snort sarcastically. Make sure that these are said quietly, but loudly enough for the opponent to hear them. Mumble about how the player has been fudging distances with their ships.
11. Place your card near your ship, and move your ship in any direction, disregarding the measurement at all. Explain that you are ballparking it.
12. Act like you're going to cry every time you lose a ship. Hold the ship thoughtfully, and stare at it solemly for a while. Make your eyes tear up if you can. Then say things like, "Little feller...don't seem right" in your best Slingblade impression.
13. Two words: Bathroom breaks.
14. Set drinks/food down in the middle of the board. Slosh the contents around haphazardly, preferably as close to the enemy ships as possible.
15. Keep making references to "your secret weapon/plan". Laugh maniacally every once in a while. Wheneve you are hit, mumble things like, "all according to plans. Heh heh." Or, when your biggest ship blows up, mutter, laugh to yourself and say, "all according to protocal. How convenient."
16. Move your ships v e r y s l o w l y. If you can, push other ships aside, and "correct" your mistake by placing the ships somewhere withn 8'' of their original spot.
17. Wear one of those Long John Silver's kids hats and claim that you are Black Beard. YAARGH!!!
18. Keep offering to accept your opponent's surrender. Say that his sailors will be kept under humane conditions as galley slaves/"entertainers".
19. Pick up the dice after you roll them before your opponent can see them. Claim that they were all successful. If he says that you're cheating, act extremely offended. Challenge him repeatedly.
20. Keep picking up your ships to "read the names" on them. Complain that they are so darn small, then put your ship in a completely different spot. If he corrects you, apologize and make cryptic references to medical conditions. "Oh. Sorry about that! My, ever since that brain aneurism..."
21. Keep obsessively looking at your watch. Say things like, "Not much time left..."
22. Keep acting sick. Make sure that it is clear that you are ill. When leaning over the table, pause and shake a bit. Cough spontaneously, preferrably on the other ships. Act as though you are about to vomit on the table, then recover, saying things like, "Uhh...tastes like...that meatloaf..."