FADE IN
SCENE: Space
The Enterprize sits stationary in space. The Death Star dwarfs the small
vessel.
SCENE: Enterprize Bridge
Spock: "The object appears to be a man-made construct. It is roughly the size
of a small moon. They do have
some primitive technology."
Kirk: "We should beam over and investigate.
Sulu: "What about the prime directive, Captain?"
Kirk: "The what?"
Sulu (under breath): "Idiot."
Kirk: "Ok, all of you bridge crew... except you Uhura... get ready to beam
over."
Uhuru (under breath): "Chauvenist pig."
On the way to the transporter room, Kirk stops off at the RedShirt holding pen
and selects one unlucky RedShirt
to accompany the brigde crew onto the small metal planetoid.
SCENE: Death Star Hallway
Six forms materialize. Captain Kirk, Mr. Spock, Mr. Sulu, Mr. Chekov, Bones and
the RedShirt appear, phasers
out and ready. Closeup on Redshirt's face reveals beads of sweat on his
forehead. Eight Stormtroopers round
the corner.
ST#1: "There are the intruders. Blast 'em!"
All eight Stormtroopers open fire. All eight hit the RedShirt. The Enterprize's
bridge crew return fire,
obliterating the Stormtroopers.
Kirk: "That wasn't so tough. My shirt didn't even get ripped."
Bones (kneeling over RedShirt's body): "He's dead, Jim."
Kirk: "Who?"
Bones: "Ensign... whatsizname? The RedShirt."
Kirk: "Oh! Him! Yeah, well... we have more."
A doorway at the end of the hall slides open. The omnimous form of Darth Vader
fills the doorway. He is flanked
by two Stormtroopers.
Kirk (to crew): "Oh good! Another bad guy!"
Kirk (to Vader): "We come in peace!"
Kirk (to crew): "Phasers on kill!"
The Enterprize's bridge crew open fire, concentrating on Vader. Vader raises
his hand and dissipates the
energy of the phaser beams.
Spock: "Our phasers seem to have no effect on him, Captain."
Kirk: "We'll just have to take him out in hand to hand. Use your nerve pinch."
Spock advances on Vader, makes it about three feet then turns to Kirk.
Spock (strained voice): "Captain, I am experiencing a bizarre lack of oxygen. I
belive this entity is..."
Spock keels over. Kirk has one of his infamous melodramatic moments, yelling
something unintelligible. Kirk
charges Vader. There is a brilliant red-white flash visual effect accompanied
by a snap-hiss sound effect. Kirk
falls down, in two entirely seperate directions, then disolves. His shirt is
ripped, but it's too late to save him.
Closeup on each of the Enterprize's bridge crew exchanging amazed looks. (Sulu
doesn't look entirely
displeased.)
Sulu (into communicator): "Scotty, beam us up!"
Sulu (to no-one in particular): "I've always wanted to say that."
The remaining bridge crew dematerialize. Vader kicks Kirks clothes on his way
back to the Death Star's
command room.
SCENE: Enterprize Bridge
The bridge crew race to their positions. Sulu assumes command and sits in the
comfy chair.
SCENE: Death Star Command Room
Grand Moff Tarkin stands looking thoughtfully at a large display screen. Vader
stands nearby.
Tarkin (to DS gunnery crew): "You may fire when ready."
Gunnery crew members start pulling levers and pushing buttons.
SCENE: Enterprize bridge
Chekov: "They zeem to be powering up zome zort of energy veapon!"
SCENE: Death Star Innards
Two precariously placed, unlucky DS crew members cower as a brilliant beam of
energy streaks past them down
a long tunnel.
SCENE: Enterprize bridge
Sulu (yelling): "SHIELDS!"
SCENE: Space
Several small beams of energy fuse into one really big one. The beam strikesthe Enterprize. Nifty explosion
visual effect.
SCENE: DS Command Center
Tarkin : "Well that wasn't so tough."
Vader: "We lost eight Stormtroopers."
Tarkin: "Well, we have more."
FADE OUT.
Kirk Vs Vader
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