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Playing D&D with porn stars

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Neki od vas verovatno znaju za ovo, ali zarad onih koji nisu upuceni:
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I'm Zak, I live in Hollywood. Most of the people I know in LA I know from work--so they're porn stars and strippers. So that's who I play D&D with.
Star Trek, Star Wars, and basically every other science fiction series uses hyperspace. 40K, however, uses the Warp, which is the gay pink-purple alternate-reality that explains both interstellar travel and why there are ugly demons running around in sci-fi land. Comparing the two, hyperspace is like DSL, while the Warp is like trying to connect to the internet on dial-up with a frayed wire in the small town of Atalaxupalpatinowahasibixo, Mexico.

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Prosvrljao sam malo, i smorih se. Ipak je to D&D.
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Hehe, hoces reci da te cak ni porno dive ne bi naterale da se bavis D&Dem?
Sta onda nije u redu sa tim sistemom? :-k :twisted:
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Ja sam igrao D&D, i sasvim je moguce da ce se desiti da ga opet igram.
Samo mi nije zanimljivo da gledam porno-dive kako se bore sa cetom goblina.
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Pa sad..zavisi cime su goblini naoruzani.. :twisted:

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Ja sam bas voleo orkice kad sam bio klinac...
Seca li se neko Garone iz Warcrafta I?
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Shunka wrote:Ja sam bas voleo orkice kad sam bio klinac...
If you have to say we don't want to know.
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Samo za Shunkinu dusu:
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I par korisnih pick up linova koji garantovano (ili vracamo pare) rade na orkicama:
-Ya know, if I were ya, I'd have sex wit me.
-Wanna shag like Gorkens?
-Greetings fair Orc maiden, might I trouble thee fo a hump?
-Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I like Spaghetti, Let's fuck!
-Well, if ya don't wanna have sex wit me, would it be alright if I have sex wit you?
-So, you're female, right?
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Pa od kada je WoWa postoje zenski Orc PC-i.
Ranije orkice nisu bile tako cesta pojava...
I naravno niko nikada nije sumnjao da su orkice sexy i sisate, umesto da budu gadne kao orkovi.
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Shunka wrote:Ja sam bas voleo orkice kad sam bio klinac...
a trole?
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Nisam jos video trole koje nisu gadne i ruzne.

Edit:
Ali eto setio sam se da sam nacuo za indie RPG koji se zove Trollbabe. Zna li neko nesto o tome?
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