Ma Skobo, debila imas svuda, cak i na onim obrazovnim ustanovama "na galsu"

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Neki od primera:
- Dakle na ispitu možete da koristite apsolutno svu literaturu, zabranjeno je samo da pričate, za to odmah izbacujem.
- A šta podrazumevate pod svom literaturom?
- Kolega, a koji deo od sva vam nije jasan? Dakle te puškice koje ste stavili ispod stola pre 10 minuta, slobodno izvadite na sto.
Lik naravno nije položio ispit :D.... jer ako ne znaš kako se radi, badava ti sve puškice :D.
Ili sa rudarsko / geološkog:
Prvo predavanje, lik se predstavlja i tako to...
- Pošto ja važim za jednog od strožijih profesora, evo ja čuvam svesku da vidite sa čime se sve ja suočavam, pa procenite sami...
Jedan od "bisera"
- Na šta treba obratiti pažnju pri kartiranju?
- Pa na brda, reke, ...., vukojebine, ....
- Dobro koleginice, a da li bi mogli da mi definišete šta su to vukojebine?
- Pa profesore, to su vam mesta gde spavaju vuci
:D :D :D
Šta je tumač? (knjižica koja ide uz svaku geo-kartu)?
Tumač je stručni prevodioc sa engleskog na srpski jezik.
:D
That was a hazardous consultation of the Libre Mortis my Lord. An ordeal of high and low doom. The moment I approached the book, it bit me most ferociously.
I must appologize for the explosion that blew off the door of The Chamber Unbreachable, but the simultaneous emergence of seventeen demons from the book spine, caused the spiritual detonation in the soul stoned air of the room.
The whole enterprise was an experience most horrendeous. None but I could have endured it. I was almost damned twice. Even now my soul is twisted to a cork screw.
I suggest you keep the state of your soul to yourself, and inform us, instead, what you have gleamed from the Grimoire.
Hatred and prejudice will never be eradicated. And witch hunts will never be about witches. To have a scapegoat - that's the key. Humans always fear the alien, the odd. Once the mages had left Novigrad, folk turned their anger against the other races... and, as they have for ages, branded their neighbors their greatest foes.
And 'cause I was gazillionaire and I liked doing it so much, I cut that grass for free.
Glory to Arstotzka!