DA SE MALO NASMEJETE A MOZETE I VI DA DODATE NESTO
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**MOLITVA:
Fejsu nas,koji si na netu,da se sveti ime Tvoje, da bude volja Tvoja na Mozilli kao i na Googlu... Chat nas nasusni daj nam danas i oprosti nam notifikacije nase kao sto i mi oprastamo Friend-ovima nasim... I uvedi nas u grupe i izbavi nas od "h.........ackera" , blagoslovi onog ko ulazi u moj profil, zastiti i sachuvaj onog koji izlazi iz njega i daj mira onom ko u njemu ostaje !!! " Enter
Fejsu nas,koji si na netu,da se sveti ime Tvoje, da bude volja Tvoja na Mozilli kao i na Googlu... Chat nas nasusni daj nam danas i oprosti nam notifikacije nase kao sto i mi oprastamo Friend-ovima nasim... I uvedi nas u grupe i izbavi nas od "h.........ackera" , blagoslovi onog ko ulazi u moj profil, zastiti i sachuvaj onog koji izlazi iz njega i daj mira onom ko u njemu ostaje !!! " Enter
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Amen.
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"I like my women like i like my cannons: Big, Loud and full of fire"
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Hm, prvi put da vidim D3 kockicu...
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Zerg brate, aj baci malo taj kist iz ruke. Mislim, nije to zdravo, znaš već? Nađi si nešto žensko ili šta god ti je preferencija, umetnik, šta da se radi? I satlači to pošteno. Veruj mi neće ti biti toliko dosadno!
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Ovaj Krisitijanov sajt... neprocenjivo.
Pamti, pa vrati...
Ignorance is bliss.
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Brate neeeeeeee...valhalla wrote:http://www.kristijangolubovic.net/
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...pobediv sam? :lol:ZergLord wrote:Brate neeeeeeee...valhalla wrote:http://www.kristijangolubovic.net/
Prosto mi dodje da narucim onu majicu :lol: :lol:
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Priceless
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Five years ago or five minutes ago, have determined
what will happen five minutes from now; five years
From now or five thousand years from now.
All history is a current event.” -Dr. John Henrik Clarke (sic)
Five years ago or five minutes ago, have determined
what will happen five minutes from now; five years
From now or five thousand years from now.
All history is a current event.” -Dr. John Henrik Clarke (sic)
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http://www.imhalal.com/
muslimanski gugl.
Naravno prvo sam probao da tražim PIG, WINE, SEX :lol: :lol:
muslimanski gugl.
Naravno prvo sam probao da tražim PIG, WINE, SEX :lol: :lol:
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Porkvalhalla wrote:http://www.imhalal.com/
muslimanski gugl.
Naravno prvo sam probao da tražim PIG, WINE, SEX :lol: :lol:
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"Ne veruj svemu sto mislis."
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Totalno ste odlepili! ![Boo hoo! :-({|=](./images/smilies/eusa_boohoo.gif)
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pork, pig i swine imaju isti rezultat, ali svinja prolazi bez problema!
kuliraj dete, zivot je pred tobom.
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Nije, pork i pig je prvi nivo harama, a sex drugi nivokgkid wrote:pork, pig i swine imaju isti rezultat, ali svinja prolazi bez problema!
nisam uspeo da nadjem sta je treci nivo
edit: "alah is gay" donosi tri bambija
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Verovatno ''Šejtan''?
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E amateri nijedni. Reč ''gay'' je:
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pa svaka psovka ima taj problem...
Pamti, pa vrati...
Ignorance is bliss.
Cypher, Matrix
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Reč: homo donosi dve zvezdice.
orks rules!!! Osim kad to nije slučaj.
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Neke stvari su toliko cudne da vam reci nisu potrebne:
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Mislim da ne zelim da znam sta pricaju... >.<
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Možda i želiš al se stidiš? ![Mr. Green :mrgreen:](./images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif)
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1. to remove options inherent in a list.
2. to reduce existing sub-lists into a single list.
3. To triple (or more) the amount of Special Characters in a Codex.
4. To take away.
5. To give what isn't wanted nor needed.
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I must appologize for the explosion that blew off the door of The Chamber Unbreachable, but the simultaneous emergence of seventeen demons from the book spine, caused the spiritual detonation in the soul stoned air of the room.
The whole enterprise was an experience most horrendeous. None but I could have endured it. I was almost damned twice. Even now my soul is twisted to a cork screw.
I suggest you keep the state of your soul to yourself, and inform us, instead, what you have gleamed from the Grimoire.
Hatred and prejudice will never be eradicated. And witch hunts will never be about witches. To have a scapegoat - that's the key. Humans always fear the alien, the odd. Once the mages had left Novigrad, folk turned their anger against the other races... and, as they have for ages, branded their neighbors their greatest foes.
And 'cause I was gazillionaire and I liked doing it so much, I cut that grass for free.
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Bi to vec jednom.
Bolje živjeti sto godina kao milijunaš nego sedam dana u bijedi.
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Ovo zaista vredi staviti u potpis! Budaletine matore, droga je smrt.
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Subject: Zaspao na raskrsnici!
Sinoc oko 1/2 1 vracam se iz kafane sa Misom Kockicom (onaj rodjak od Branka Kockice), i na raskrsnici Smiljaniceve i Njegoseve snimim lika u crvenoj Korsi koji je zapoceo skretanje i nikako da ga zavrsi. Glava zavaljena u nazad, sirom otvorena usta... reko' sigurno ga rokno neko, a ako nije to onda ga strefila srcka. Ljudi, COVEK SPAVA!!! Pijan ko keva, lik se resetovo na sred raskrsnice, i hrce ko nenormalan !!! Naravno o'ma dovatim oba mobilna, jedan u foto rezim, drugi u video, i pocinjem FOTO SESSION! Nailaze tu i neki klinci i pocinju da se slikaju pored njega ko sa nekom turistickom atrakcijom, golicaju ga po bradi, klate mu kola, a njemu glava leluja od jednog do drugog ramena...I NISTA! RESETUS TOTALIKUS!! Vade mobilni, zovu ortaka da dodje kolima sto pre. Stize jos jedan lik u srebrnom Sabu, i momentalno pada dogovor: "E ti montiras Saba ispred njega i kao insceniramo sudar, i kao legnes na sirenu, sviras, sviras ma dok se lik ne probudi, i posle ga nabedimo da nas je udario, pa mu kao kenjamo"! Parkira ovaj kola ispred Korse da se branici dodiruju a mali ti legne na sirenu. Urla onaj Sab, zlo doba noci, sirena odjekuje medj zgradama, Vracar se trese!(izmedju 0:30 i 1h) Mali uporan da mu uspe plan, da probudi matorog, A MATORI NI DA SE POMERI. Odjednom, sa neke terase dolece PETARDA !!! TRAS, I opet NISTA! Ma lik je totalno NEPROBUDIV. Pitamo se kako onda hrce ako je ipak mrtav? Vicu tamo neki iz pozadine:"Ajmo u dragstor po penu za brijanje pa da ga namazemo"! Stizu tu jos neki ljudi, krece tu citava feshta da se pravi oko matorog. Kako ko stigne zove neko drustvo iz kraja kako bi i oni videli ponocnu atrakciju.
A pijanduri u kolima sve vreme zvoni telefon, verovatno se u familiji brinu gde je. Ako ga do danas ne nadju, recite im da je matori na You Tube-u: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B01M5w-e_Qo
Pozdrav od Nemanje, vaseg lutajuceg foto reportera
P.S. Obavezno pogledajte i video na You Tube-u. Nocas su braca Stojanovic do 3h montirali: “Zaspao na raskrsnici”
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kralj je lepo dremnuo... e da ja mogu tako...
Pamti, pa vrati...
Ignorance is bliss.
Cypher, Matrix
Pazi, vidi, kockica ima 6 strana, a terminator gine samo na 1... by Chomie
Ignorance is bliss.
Cypher, Matrix
Pazi, vidi, kockica ima 6 strana, a terminator gine samo na 1... by Chomie
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"Auto bez zvuka je kao devojka bez glasa."
"Ne veruj svemu sto mislis."
"Ne veruj svemu sto mislis."
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Amane, svečano ti uručujem Skliska za nova dostignuća i radikalni proboj na proboju umobolije. Uz Skliska ide i vikendica na moru, u Neumu naravno. 8)
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Stara kineska poslovica-Pas koji laje,nije dovoljno kuvan!
audaces fortuna iuvat
Shunka wrote:Upravo sam se setio da sam ja mod ovde!
Aman bre ljudi ne preterujte u zajebavanju coveka!
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opsidiannight wrote:Amane, svečano ti uručujem Skliska za nova dostignuća i radikalni proboj na proboju umobolije. Uz Skliska ide i vikendica na moru, u Neumu naravno. 8)
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hehe
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"Auto bez zvuka je kao devojka bez glasa."
"Ne veruj svemu sto mislis."
"Ne veruj svemu sto mislis."
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Obavezno pogledati, lik je modovao HL2 i zamenio sve zvuke njegovim glasom. :D :D :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwxN8sCIOOE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwxN8sCIOOE
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Kralj!!!
Najjachi su marinci: tomotomtomtotomo... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Ali smara posle prvih minut i po...
Najjachi su marinci: tomotomtomtotomo... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Ali smara posle prvih minut i po...
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