DA SE MALO NASMEJETE A MOZETE I VI DA DODATE NESTO
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Da li je, samo meni ovaj cica u Vejderovom kostimu seksi?
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I must appologize for the explosion that blew off the door of The Chamber Unbreachable, but the simultaneous emergence of seventeen demons from the book spine, caused the spiritual detonation in the soul stoned air of the room.
The whole enterprise was an experience most horrendeous. None but I could have endured it. I was almost damned twice. Even now my soul is twisted to a cork screw.
I suggest you keep the state of your soul to yourself, and inform us, instead, what you have gleamed from the Grimoire.
Hatred and prejudice will never be eradicated. And witch hunts will never be about witches. To have a scapegoat - that's the key. Humans always fear the alien, the odd. Once the mages had left Novigrad, folk turned their anger against the other races... and, as they have for ages, branded their neighbors their greatest foes.
And 'cause I was gazillionaire and I liked doing it so much, I cut that grass for free.
Glory to Arstotzka!
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Simpaticno drustvo
. A onaj mac ima da se kupi za oko 12.000. :P
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CYNIC, n.
A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. Hence the custom among the Scythians of plucking out a cynic's eyes to improve his vision.
A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. Hence the custom among the Scythians of plucking out a cynic's eyes to improve his vision.
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Promocija Bocinog novog look-a (brade). :D
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Mind Uploader wrote:... Kazem ja da je Pera isti Darth Vader, samo bez te moralne dubine...
Hypodermic wrote:Da nije robotech-a ne bih bio ovakakv kakav jesam!
Giga wrote:Realno, sasvim je logicno da mogu bez problema da ih bace sa par stotina metara i da budu prilicno sigurni da tom land raideru nece biti nista
igor wrote:jako je tesko uzimati puno poena jer se igra po knjizi.
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"They shall be my finest warriors, these men who give of themselves to me. Like clay I shall mould them, and in the furnace of war forge them. They will be of iron will and steely muscle. In great armour shall I clad them and with the mightiest guns will they be armed. They will be untouched by plague or disease, no sickness will blight them. They will have tactics, strategies and machines so that no foe can best them in battle. They are my bulwark against the Terror. They are the Defenders of Humanity. They are my Space Marines and they shall know no fear."
Emperor of mankind – on the Creation of the Space Marines.
"By reason. By truth. I have learned how your hearts and minds function. With that lore, I brought peace to this culture."
"--At the cost of freedom."
"Peace reigns, as I reign. I wouldn't expect your to understand. You are a little man, with little dreams."
"--You've ushered in the peace of the graveyard. Peace, at the cost of surrendering all choice, all freedom. The city lies in terror, forced to live by the standards you place upon our shoulder."
"Yes...yes."
"--But every sin...is punished, but punished by death, no matter the crime. No matter the scale of the sin. The people of the city live in silence, lest a single word earn them death for speaking out against you."
"Yes. Listen. Listen to the sound of raw silence. Is it not serene?"
- Night Haunter addressing a gathering of Nostraman nobles
"Your presence does not surprise me, Assassin. I have known of you ever since your craft entered the Eastern Fringes. Why did I not have you killed? Because your mission and the act you are about to commit proves the truth of all I have ever said or done. I merely punished those who had wronged, just as your False Emperor now seeks to punish me. Death is nothing compared to vindication."
Emperor of mankind – on the Creation of the Space Marines.
"By reason. By truth. I have learned how your hearts and minds function. With that lore, I brought peace to this culture."
"--At the cost of freedom."
"Peace reigns, as I reign. I wouldn't expect your to understand. You are a little man, with little dreams."
"--You've ushered in the peace of the graveyard. Peace, at the cost of surrendering all choice, all freedom. The city lies in terror, forced to live by the standards you place upon our shoulder."
"Yes...yes."
"--But every sin...is punished, but punished by death, no matter the crime. No matter the scale of the sin. The people of the city live in silence, lest a single word earn them death for speaking out against you."
"Yes. Listen. Listen to the sound of raw silence. Is it not serene?"
- Night Haunter addressing a gathering of Nostraman nobles
"Your presence does not surprise me, Assassin. I have known of you ever since your craft entered the Eastern Fringes. Why did I not have you killed? Because your mission and the act you are about to commit proves the truth of all I have ever said or done. I merely punished those who had wronged, just as your False Emperor now seeks to punish me. Death is nothing compared to vindication."
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Pero, oćeš da kažeš da, po tebi Boca treba da bude gej ikona?
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Mozemo samo naslutiti koji je pravi razlog za njegov novi imidz. :D Mozda je stremio ka ovome :opsidiannight wrote:Pero, oćeš da kažeš da, po tebi Boca treba da bude gej ikona?
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I opet isto pitanje zato što Lemi pokazuje bradavicu.
Ili bolje, Pero, a zažto si okačio slike gej ikone i Lemija koji pokazuje bradavicu?
Ili bolje, Pero, a zažto si okačio slike gej ikone i Lemija koji pokazuje bradavicu?
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Zato sto znam koliko ti se to svidja.opsidiannight wrote: Ili bolje, Pero, a zažto si okačio slike gej ikone i Lemija koji pokazuje bradavicu?
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Mind Uploader wrote:... Kazem ja da je Pera isti Darth Vader, samo bez te moralne dubine...
Hypodermic wrote:Da nije robotech-a ne bih bio ovakakv kakav jesam!
Giga wrote:Realno, sasvim je logicno da mogu bez problema da ih bace sa par stotina metara i da budu prilicno sigurni da tom land raideru nece biti nista
igor wrote:jako je tesko uzimati puno poena jer se igra po knjizi.
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High five. 8)
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MOSCOW (AP) — Drivers in downtown Moscow squinted in disbelief as an electronic highway billboard blazed a two-minute pornographic video instead of its regular advertising clips.
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NATALIYA VASILYEVA, Associated Press Writer
MOSCOW (AP) — Drivers in downtown Moscow squinted in disbelief as an electronic highway billboard blazed a two-minute pornographic video instead of its regular advertising clips.
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WIN! :D
I must appologize for the explosion that blew off the door of The Chamber Unbreachable, but the simultaneous emergence of seventeen demons from the book spine, caused the spiritual detonation in the soul stoned air of the room.
The whole enterprise was an experience most horrendeous. None but I could have endured it. I was almost damned twice. Even now my soul is twisted to a cork screw.
I suggest you keep the state of your soul to yourself, and inform us, instead, what you have gleamed from the Grimoire.
Hatred and prejudice will never be eradicated. And witch hunts will never be about witches. To have a scapegoat - that's the key. Humans always fear the alien, the odd. Once the mages had left Novigrad, folk turned their anger against the other races... and, as they have for ages, branded their neighbors their greatest foes.
And 'cause I was gazillionaire and I liked doing it so much, I cut that grass for free.
Glory to Arstotzka!
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CYNIC, n.
A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. Hence the custom among the Scythians of plucking out a cynic's eyes to improve his vision.
A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. Hence the custom among the Scythians of plucking out a cynic's eyes to improve his vision.
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Da, taj chart je vrhunski.
Secam se da ga je ranije Greeter postovao.
Secam se da ga je ranije Greeter postovao.
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Taue vise nikada necu moci da pogledam a da ne prasnem u smeh posle ovoga:
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Ovo je toliko jadno da samo bedni Amerikanac može time da se diči i da ne umre od kontejniritisa mozga.
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Neki ce se prepoznati u ovome. :D
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Mind Uploader wrote:... Kazem ja da je Pera isti Darth Vader, samo bez te moralne dubine...
Hypodermic wrote:Da nije robotech-a ne bih bio ovakakv kakav jesam!
Giga wrote:Realno, sasvim je logicno da mogu bez problema da ih bace sa par stotina metara i da budu prilicno sigurni da tom land raideru nece biti nista
igor wrote:jako je tesko uzimati puno poena jer se igra po knjizi.
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Danas sam malo listao srbovajne (sta je ostalo od njega...
), pa evo da podelim par nekih "best of" slicica
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http://www.srbovanje.rs/ljudi-srbi-dogadjaji1/2369.jpg
http://www.srbovanje.rs/proizvodi/1561.jpg
http://www.srbovanje.rs/kafane-restorani/908.jpg
http://www.srbovanje.rs/kafane-restorani/3095.jpg
http://www.srbovanje.rs/klonjarstvo/4026.jpg
http://www.srbovanje.rs/klonjarstvo/6025.jpg
http://www.srbovanje.rs/tezge/265.jpg
http://www.srbovanje.rs/obavestenja/2.jpg
http://www.srbovanje.rs/oglasi/18.jpg
http://www.srbovanje.rs/javna-zdanja-i-ustanove/412.jpg
http://www.srbovanje.rs/javna-zdanja-i- ... e/1160.jpg
http://www.srbovanje.rs/zidovi-grafiti1/5220.jpg
http://www.srbovanje.rs/svi-su-ljudi-pomalo-srbi/29.jpg
http://www.srbovanje.rs/ljudi-srbi-dogadjaji/322.jpg
http://www.srbovanje.rs/ljudi-srbi-dogadjaji/450.jpg
http://www.srbovanje.rs/ljudi-srbi-dogadjaji/463.jpg
http://www.srbovanje.rs/ljudi-srbi-dogadjaji1/3520.jpg
http://www.srbovanje.rs/ljudi-srbi-dogadjaji1/5427.jpg
http://www.srbovanje.rs/ljudi-srbi-dogadjaji1/5482.jpg
I must appologize for the explosion that blew off the door of The Chamber Unbreachable, but the simultaneous emergence of seventeen demons from the book spine, caused the spiritual detonation in the soul stoned air of the room.
The whole enterprise was an experience most horrendeous. None but I could have endured it. I was almost damned twice. Even now my soul is twisted to a cork screw.
I suggest you keep the state of your soul to yourself, and inform us, instead, what you have gleamed from the Grimoire.
Hatred and prejudice will never be eradicated. And witch hunts will never be about witches. To have a scapegoat - that's the key. Humans always fear the alien, the odd. Once the mages had left Novigrad, folk turned their anger against the other races... and, as they have for ages, branded their neighbors their greatest foes.
And 'cause I was gazillionaire and I liked doing it so much, I cut that grass for free.
Glory to Arstotzka!
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Tehnicko obrazovanje, prakticna primena:
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Što nisi napisao da je to bacač plamena? Vrištao sam kad sam prvi put video.
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ceo taj sajt je bas orkovski
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Kako da znas da si poreklom iz SRBIJE...
- Na sopstvenom vencanju poznajes samo trecinu gostiju
- Svako vencanje pocinje sa "DANAS MAJKO,ZENIS SVOGA SINA"
- Imas bar jednog rodjaka sa kojim tvoja porodica ne razgovara
- Kada te otac naziva "Idiotom" kad ne uradis nesto sto ni on sam ne zna da uradi
- Kada ti se pesaci zahvale kad ih pustis da predju ulicu na pesackom
- Imas u kuci kalendar sa slikama svetaca
- Mislis da je sve neka zavera i namestaljka
- Mama te od malena naucila da promaja ubija
- Kod vas u kuci se rakija koristi za lecenje svih bolesti, za proslave,pre rucka...
- Za rodjendan te vuku za usi "da porastes"
- Tvoja baba nikada ne prihvata cinjenicu da nisi gladan
- Kada ti baba prepricava "negativne price" iz autobusa
- Kada upoznas nekog stranca prvo ga naucis psovkama
- Kod babe moras da rucas supu, sarmu, meso, gibanicu, pecenje, pecenu papriku sa belim lukom, pihtiju, krompirice, vanilice, a ako ne pojedes sve naljutice se
- Mama ti ne da da sedis na betonu zbog jajnika
- Kada si bio mali govorili su ti da ce ti porasti rep ako pijes kafu
- Mamu konstantno moras da hvalis da kuva najbolje na svetu
- Kada vidis crnu macku moras da pljunes 3 puta
- Kada vidis trudnicu ustines nekoga
- Kada si bio mali pretili su ti babarogom
- Roditelji te zovu SINE bez obzira da li si musko ili zensko
- Kada spavas popodne moras obavezno da prebacis nesto preko stomaka
- Roditelji ti stalno govore "Eh kad sam bio u tvojim godinama"
- Mama ti ne da da pijes hladnu vodu kad si znojav
- Udaras po stolu i bacas case kad si pijan
- Mama trci za tobom da obuces potkosulju
- Kada dobijes poklone koji ti se ne svidjaju cuvas ih da ih poklonis nekom drugom
- Kada ti prosjak pridje na ulici sa flasicom rakije i trazi pare "za hleb"
- Nedelju dana posle slave, Bozica ili Uskrsa imas sarmu za rucak
- Tri dana rucas pasulj
- Makar jednom si izasao iz prevoza da te ne bi uhvatila kontrola
- Ne citas uputstvo ma koliko bio slozen proizvod
- Ako si starije dete uvek moras da popustis jer si pametniji
- Doci ces za 5 minuta
- Kada moras da se boris kako bi usao u autobus
- Ako sedis ispred tv-a oslepeces
- Zivis u zemlji u kojoj je batina iz raja izasla
- Vekna hleba se pojede za rucak
- Oba tvoja roditelja su do skole morali da pesace bosi po snegu, po 5km uzbrdo, u oba pravca, preko kamenja
- Devojke oko tebe koje imaju 15 izgledaju kao da imaju 23
- Tata daj neke pare "Radi pa zaradi"
- Ali svi smo dobili jedinice "ne interesuju me drugi zasto si i ti morao da dobijes" a kada se kaze dosao sam kuci u 4 "a kako je marko, zarko, janko, persida, milisava mogla da se vrati u 3 ugledaj se na nju dobro dete "
- Rakija se pije pre dorucka za cirkulaciju
- Kada bratom nazivas sve u okolini bez obzira ko su
- Kada te kao malog pitaju "Koga vise volis mamu ili tatu"
- Kad god su ti roditelji rekli "videcemo" nije bilo nista od toga
- Zauvek zivis sa mamom i tatom
- Mama ti sece hleb na kriske debljine 5cm
- Kad ti roditelji kazu dokle god zivis u mojoj kuci bice kako ja kazem
- Roditelji ti prebacuju kanal kada su scene ljubljenja na tv-u
- roditelji te nikad ne vide da ucis tj nikad im nije dovoljno
- Svestan si da je ovo sto sada citas smesno samo Srbima,kada bi preveo nekom strancu gledali bi te kao da ti nesto fali
- Na sopstvenom vencanju poznajes samo trecinu gostiju
- Svako vencanje pocinje sa "DANAS MAJKO,ZENIS SVOGA SINA"
- Imas bar jednog rodjaka sa kojim tvoja porodica ne razgovara
- Kada te otac naziva "Idiotom" kad ne uradis nesto sto ni on sam ne zna da uradi
- Kada ti se pesaci zahvale kad ih pustis da predju ulicu na pesackom
- Imas u kuci kalendar sa slikama svetaca
- Mislis da je sve neka zavera i namestaljka
- Mama te od malena naucila da promaja ubija
- Kod vas u kuci se rakija koristi za lecenje svih bolesti, za proslave,pre rucka...
- Za rodjendan te vuku za usi "da porastes"
- Tvoja baba nikada ne prihvata cinjenicu da nisi gladan
- Kada ti baba prepricava "negativne price" iz autobusa
- Kada upoznas nekog stranca prvo ga naucis psovkama
- Kod babe moras da rucas supu, sarmu, meso, gibanicu, pecenje, pecenu papriku sa belim lukom, pihtiju, krompirice, vanilice, a ako ne pojedes sve naljutice se
- Mama ti ne da da sedis na betonu zbog jajnika
- Kada si bio mali govorili su ti da ce ti porasti rep ako pijes kafu
- Mamu konstantno moras da hvalis da kuva najbolje na svetu
- Kada vidis crnu macku moras da pljunes 3 puta
- Kada vidis trudnicu ustines nekoga
- Kada si bio mali pretili su ti babarogom
- Roditelji te zovu SINE bez obzira da li si musko ili zensko
- Kada spavas popodne moras obavezno da prebacis nesto preko stomaka
- Roditelji ti stalno govore "Eh kad sam bio u tvojim godinama"
- Mama ti ne da da pijes hladnu vodu kad si znojav
- Udaras po stolu i bacas case kad si pijan
- Mama trci za tobom da obuces potkosulju
- Kada dobijes poklone koji ti se ne svidjaju cuvas ih da ih poklonis nekom drugom
- Kada ti prosjak pridje na ulici sa flasicom rakije i trazi pare "za hleb"
- Nedelju dana posle slave, Bozica ili Uskrsa imas sarmu za rucak
- Tri dana rucas pasulj
- Makar jednom si izasao iz prevoza da te ne bi uhvatila kontrola
- Ne citas uputstvo ma koliko bio slozen proizvod
- Ako si starije dete uvek moras da popustis jer si pametniji
- Doci ces za 5 minuta
- Kada moras da se boris kako bi usao u autobus
- Ako sedis ispred tv-a oslepeces
- Zivis u zemlji u kojoj je batina iz raja izasla
- Vekna hleba se pojede za rucak
- Oba tvoja roditelja su do skole morali da pesace bosi po snegu, po 5km uzbrdo, u oba pravca, preko kamenja
- Devojke oko tebe koje imaju 15 izgledaju kao da imaju 23
- Tata daj neke pare "Radi pa zaradi"
- Ali svi smo dobili jedinice "ne interesuju me drugi zasto si i ti morao da dobijes" a kada se kaze dosao sam kuci u 4 "a kako je marko, zarko, janko, persida, milisava mogla da se vrati u 3 ugledaj se na nju dobro dete "
- Rakija se pije pre dorucka za cirkulaciju
- Kada bratom nazivas sve u okolini bez obzira ko su
- Kada te kao malog pitaju "Koga vise volis mamu ili tatu"
- Kad god su ti roditelji rekli "videcemo" nije bilo nista od toga
- Zauvek zivis sa mamom i tatom
- Mama ti sece hleb na kriske debljine 5cm
- Kad ti roditelji kazu dokle god zivis u mojoj kuci bice kako ja kazem
- Roditelji ti prebacuju kanal kada su scene ljubljenja na tv-u
- roditelji te nikad ne vide da ucis tj nikad im nije dovoljno
- Svestan si da je ovo sto sada citas smesno samo Srbima,kada bi preveo nekom strancu gledali bi te kao da ti nesto fali
Bolje živjeti sto godina kao milijunaš nego sedam dana u bijedi.
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Re: DA SE MALO NASMEJETE A MOZETE I VI DA DODATE NESTO
:lol: :lol: So true...
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Re: DA SE MALO NASMEJETE A MOZETE I VI DA DODATE NESTO
Svaka recenica je istina...a to je tuzno... :lol:
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Re: DA SE MALO NASMEJETE A MOZETE I VI DA DODATE NESTO
E, mislim da su zbog ovoga skovali onu cuvenu - SRBIJA DO TOKIJA!!!Devojke oko tebe koje imaju 15 izgledaju kao da imaju 23
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Re: DA SE MALO NASMEJETE A MOZETE I VI DA DODATE NESTO
Brate, sve je tacno... SVE. 8O
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Re: DA SE MALO NASMEJETE A MOZETE I VI DA DODATE NESTO
Promaja je ubila više Srba nego svi ratovi od kako u Sloveni došli u Evropu. Ja se sa time ne bih šalio.
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Re: DA SE MALO NASMEJETE A MOZETE I VI DA DODATE NESTO
Po ovome ispada da ne zivim u Srbiji 8O
Re: DA SE MALO NASMEJETE A MOZETE I VI DA DODATE NESTO
Ljudi, stize novi Nekronski kodeks, evo nasao sam ekskluzivni koncept art za C'tan Outsider-a.
(mislim da je to, jer ja drugi naziv ili naucno objasnjenje za ovo sto vidim NEMAM!)
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(mislim da je to, jer ja drugi naziv ili naucno objasnjenje za ovo sto vidim NEMAM!)
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