posto ne znam da linkujem evo ovako
youtube - crazy indian song... Buffalaxed :D
mnogi od nas / vas vec znaju ovu pesmu, ali evo covek stavio i lyrics :D
taman odgledajte i tunak tunak tun :D
p.s. aj nek mi neko na pm objasni kako da linkujem...
DA SE MALO NASMEJETE A MOZETE I VI DA DODATE NESTO
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Ljudi ovo je strashno 8O Malochas pogledam listu chlanova (volim povremeno da pratim te statistike jel'te) i shvatim da sam geek 007 po broju postova :oops: Uzas :lol: :lol: :lol:
Samo ono što činimo iz ljubavi, činimo slobodno, pa ma koliko patnje iz toga proizašlo.
Istina rađa mržnju. Ko govori istinu, često se zamera drugima.
Istina rađa mržnju. Ko govori istinu, često se zamera drugima.
novot wrote:Ljudi ovo je strashno 8O Malochas pogledam listu chlanova (volim povremeno da pratim te statistike jel'te) i shvatim da sam geek 007 po broju postova :oops: Uzas :lol: :lol: :lol:
da li neko zeli da kaze da je najgori od sve djece :D
Bolje missat vino nego beton! - mudrost jednog neznanog dalmtinskog strucnjaka
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/pukeMegabaja wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shKzVrHS0bc
ovaj mali je vrh, preporucujem da iskljucite zvuk do se cela ne skine kako bi ugodjaj bio potpun!
I must appologize for the explosion that blew off the door of The Chamber Unbreachable, but the simultaneous emergence of seventeen demons from the book spine, caused the spiritual detonation in the soul stoned air of the room.
The whole enterprise was an experience most horrendeous. None but I could have endured it. I was almost damned twice. Even now my soul is twisted to a cork screw.
I suggest you keep the state of your soul to yourself, and inform us, instead, what you have gleamed from the Grimoire.
Hatred and prejudice will never be eradicated. And witch hunts will never be about witches. To have a scapegoat - that's the key. Humans always fear the alien, the odd. Once the mages had left Novigrad, folk turned their anger against the other races... and, as they have for ages, branded their neighbors their greatest foes.
And 'cause I was gazillionaire and I liked doing it so much, I cut that grass for free.
Glory to Arstotzka!
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samo da razjasnim maksimilijanu:
Pod /b/-tardom podrazumevam lika ili likove koji redovno posecuju
/b/ sekciju "4chan" imageboard-a. Ako vec ne znas, u pitanju je,
paradoksalno, najveca zajednica sociopata na engleskom govornom
podrucju interneta.
/b/ posecujes na sopstveni rizik. Moze se dogoditi da ostanes
spaljenog mozga, samim tim kandidat da budes jedan od NJIH. 8O
Pod /b/-tardom podrazumevam lika ili likove koji redovno posecuju
/b/ sekciju "4chan" imageboard-a. Ako vec ne znas, u pitanju je,
paradoksalno, najveca zajednica sociopata na engleskom govornom
podrucju interneta.
/b/ posecujes na sopstveni rizik. Moze se dogoditi da ostanes
spaljenog mozga, samim tim kandidat da budes jedan od NJIH. 8O
I should like to see the last king
strangled with the guts of the last priest.
strangled with the guts of the last priest.
I must appologize for the explosion that blew off the door of The Chamber Unbreachable, but the simultaneous emergence of seventeen demons from the book spine, caused the spiritual detonation in the soul stoned air of the room.
The whole enterprise was an experience most horrendeous. None but I could have endured it. I was almost damned twice. Even now my soul is twisted to a cork screw.
I suggest you keep the state of your soul to yourself, and inform us, instead, what you have gleamed from the Grimoire.
Hatred and prejudice will never be eradicated. And witch hunts will never be about witches. To have a scapegoat - that's the key. Humans always fear the alien, the odd. Once the mages had left Novigrad, folk turned their anger against the other races... and, as they have for ages, branded their neighbors their greatest foes.
And 'cause I was gazillionaire and I liked doing it so much, I cut that grass for free.
Glory to Arstotzka!
Dzon Vejn wrote:Pronadjeni Bocini daleki preci, iz pra-pra-istorije :lol:
klik za vise informacija
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Sada su mi neke stvari jasnije
"It might have reached this size to protect itself."
Samo ono što činimo iz ljubavi, činimo slobodno, pa ma koliko patnje iz toga proizašlo.
Istina rađa mržnju. Ko govori istinu, često se zamera drugima.
Istina rađa mržnju. Ko govori istinu, često se zamera drugima.
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Pa pored vas ludaka naravno da sma morao da porastem :D :P
Pendargon wrote:...po toj logici, mogao bih da isecem lepih 10 kockastih komada stiropora, na devet zalepim bolter i bolt pistolj, i granate, i mali nozic, jednom zalepim powerfist da viri, a na jednog zakacim lasscannon, i imam savrsenu jedinicu chaos space marinaca....
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Evo da i ja stavim nesto
Vic zasto ne treba verovati kockarima
Two couples were playing poker one evening.
John accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bill"s wife Sue wasn"t wearing any underwear under her dress!
Shocked by this, John upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.
Later, John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments.
Bill"s wife followed and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under there?"
Surprised by her boldness, John courageously admitted that, well indeed he did.
She said, " Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500."
After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, John confirms that he is interested.
She tells him that since her husband Bill works Friday afternoons and John doesn"t, John should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon.
When Friday rolled around, John showed up at Bill"s house at 2p.m. sharp and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 they went to the bedroom and closed their transaction, as agreed.
John quickly dressed and left.
As usual, Bill came home from work at 6 p.m. and upon entering the house, asked his wife abruptly. "Did John come by the house this afternoon?"
With a lump in her throat Sue answered "Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon."
Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, "And did he give you $500?"
In terror she assumed that somehow he had found out and after mustering her best poker face, replied,
"Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500".
Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying,
"Good, I was hoping he did. John came by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me.
He promised me he"d stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back."
:lol:
Vic zasto ne treba verovati kockarima
Two couples were playing poker one evening.
John accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bill"s wife Sue wasn"t wearing any underwear under her dress!
Shocked by this, John upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.
Later, John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments.
Bill"s wife followed and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under there?"
Surprised by her boldness, John courageously admitted that, well indeed he did.
She said, " Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500."
After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, John confirms that he is interested.
She tells him that since her husband Bill works Friday afternoons and John doesn"t, John should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon.
When Friday rolled around, John showed up at Bill"s house at 2p.m. sharp and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 they went to the bedroom and closed their transaction, as agreed.
John quickly dressed and left.
As usual, Bill came home from work at 6 p.m. and upon entering the house, asked his wife abruptly. "Did John come by the house this afternoon?"
With a lump in her throat Sue answered "Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon."
Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, "And did he give you $500?"
In terror she assumed that somehow he had found out and after mustering her best poker face, replied,
"Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500".
Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying,
"Good, I was hoping he did. John came by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me.
He promised me he"d stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back."
:lol:
to be or not to be.....that is a question...now
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Ako vam se ovo svidi,toplo preporucujem film Alludaa Mazaakaa gde igra lik iz spota.ZorzSERBIA wrote:Indian Thriller
Vrh.
Lik je neki baja, jase konja i ispreci mu se sleper. On ladno obori konja i u stilu Toma Kruza proklizi ispod slepera. Naravno u pozadini se vide automehanicarska kolica na kojima se konj kliza...
Film obiluje slicnim fazonima i nevesto odradjenim specijalnim efektima (npr lepo se vidi kad konj padne da su mu zavezali noge kanapom kako bi ga naterali da padne)...
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Google und Cak Noris
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Posto sam odgledao ovaj spot :lol:
Indian Thriller
cvrsto resih da nabavim Last Night on Earth, The Zombie Game u danima koji dolaze 8)
Indian Thriller
cvrsto resih da nabavim Last Night on Earth, The Zombie Game u danima koji dolaze 8)
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me
Vlasnici zooloskog vrta ne znaju sta da rade, nema medveda da se pari sa medvedicom.
Medvedica vec pocinje da postaje nervozna, hoda naokolo, treba joj ki*a.
I tu dodje Muja.
Zatim vlasnicima sine ideja videvsi Muju i odmah mu dadu predlog:
Mujo, sta ti mislis, jel bi mogao to da obavis za 200 evra.
Muja kaze razmislicu do sutra.
Tek sutra dolazi Muja i kaze:
Imam samo 3 uslova. Kazu oni samo reci. Gde ce on na to:
"Prvo dok to budem radio necu da je ljubim,
Drugo kada to budem zavrsio necu vise da je vidim,
i Trece IMAM SAMO 100 EVRA!"
Medvedica vec pocinje da postaje nervozna, hoda naokolo, treba joj ki*a.
I tu dodje Muja.
Zatim vlasnicima sine ideja videvsi Muju i odmah mu dadu predlog:
Mujo, sta ti mislis, jel bi mogao to da obavis za 200 evra.
Muja kaze razmislicu do sutra.
Tek sutra dolazi Muja i kaze:
Imam samo 3 uslova. Kazu oni samo reci. Gde ce on na to:
"Prvo dok to budem radio necu da je ljubim,
Drugo kada to budem zavrsio necu vise da je vidim,
i Trece IMAM SAMO 100 EVRA!"
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chitam ckm i valjam se od smeha. evo nekoliko opshte poznatih chinjenica o najjachem choveku na svetu.
-chuk noris moze da podigne stolicu na kojoj sedi
-kad chuck norris udje u vodu on ne postane mokar - voda postane chuck norrisasta
-chuck norris ne moze da se razboli. on samo pruza sklonishte virusima.
-zemlja se ne vrti oko sunca - sunce drzi rastojanje od chucka norrisa.
-chuck norris nikad nece doziveti srchani udar - njegovo srce nije toliko glupo da udari na njega.
-chuck norris ne chita knjige - on smrknuto bulji u njih dok ne dobije informacije koje mu trebaju.
-chuck norris ne nosi sat - on odluchuje koliko je sati.
-zivimo u svemiru koji se shiri - sve pokushava da pobegne od chucka norissa.
-kada chuck norris radi sklekove, on se ne podize od zemlje vec gura zemlju na dole.
-kada chuck norris pogleda u nebo, oblaci pochnu da se znoje - neki to zovu kisha.
-chuck norris ne spava - on cheka.
:D
-chuk noris moze da podigne stolicu na kojoj sedi
-kad chuck norris udje u vodu on ne postane mokar - voda postane chuck norrisasta
-chuck norris ne moze da se razboli. on samo pruza sklonishte virusima.
-zemlja se ne vrti oko sunca - sunce drzi rastojanje od chucka norrisa.
-chuck norris nikad nece doziveti srchani udar - njegovo srce nije toliko glupo da udari na njega.
-chuck norris ne chita knjige - on smrknuto bulji u njih dok ne dobije informacije koje mu trebaju.
-chuck norris ne nosi sat - on odluchuje koliko je sati.
-zivimo u svemiru koji se shiri - sve pokushava da pobegne od chucka norissa.
-kada chuck norris radi sklekove, on se ne podize od zemlje vec gura zemlju na dole.
-kada chuck norris pogleda u nebo, oblaci pochnu da se znoje - neki to zovu kisha.
-chuck norris ne spava - on cheka.
:D
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1 slika - 1.000 reci....
I must appologize for the explosion that blew off the door of The Chamber Unbreachable, but the simultaneous emergence of seventeen demons from the book spine, caused the spiritual detonation in the soul stoned air of the room.
The whole enterprise was an experience most horrendeous. None but I could have endured it. I was almost damned twice. Even now my soul is twisted to a cork screw.
I suggest you keep the state of your soul to yourself, and inform us, instead, what you have gleamed from the Grimoire.
Hatred and prejudice will never be eradicated. And witch hunts will never be about witches. To have a scapegoat - that's the key. Humans always fear the alien, the odd. Once the mages had left Novigrad, folk turned their anger against the other races... and, as they have for ages, branded their neighbors their greatest foes.
And 'cause I was gazillionaire and I liked doing it so much, I cut that grass for free.
Glory to Arstotzka!
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Hypodermic
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Elem, posto se ljudi mega zbunjuju u zadnje vreme, evo malo pojasnjenja jednog lokalnog fenomena ovde na forumu.
Bocizmi - reci nastale permutacijom slova, gutanjem slova, koriscenjem kombinacije engleskih i srpskih izraza, i sl.
Kako prevesti Bocizme? Jako prosto. Ima dva nacina: da razmisljate kao Boca, ili da primenite malo logike. Kako vecini ljudi opcija jedan nece biti privlacna za izvodjenje, da objasnim samo "logicku" metodu:
-Uzeti u obzir da su verovatno sva slova tu, samo im je promenjen raspored, usled cinjenice da Boci jedna ruka kuca brze od druge (Sto se kasnijim empirijskim eksperimentima pokazalo netacno, jer je Boca krenuo da primenjuje Bocizme i u kucanju SMS-ova koji se, jelte, kucaju jednom rukom :D)
-U slucaju da fale neka slova, verovatno ce biti slova iz donjeg reda, sredina, ili iz gornjeg reda, krajnji coskovi, jer Bocu mrzi da pravilno ubode te tastere jer nisu dovoljno blizu njegovih malih prstica
-U slucaju da je u pitanju engleska rec, a da gore primenjena pravila ne pomazu, uzmite u obzir da Boca ne primenjuje englesku gramatiku (pogotovo slaganje vremena :D)
-Ako i dalje ne znate sta je pisac hteo da kaze, pitajte Betu ili Kirgana. Znaju ga dovoljno dugo da vam prevedu sve sto je napisao.
Bocizmi u cestoj upotrebi:
-sma = sam
-Bestamenak = Beastmenka (femininum)
-ej = je
-zman = znam
-em = me (obratiti paznju na ovaj, neki put moze zaista da vam zbrka citanje, zato sto i em i me i me u engleskoj varijanti odgovaraju na tom mestu :D)
Bocizmi - reci nastale permutacijom slova, gutanjem slova, koriscenjem kombinacije engleskih i srpskih izraza, i sl.
Kako prevesti Bocizme? Jako prosto. Ima dva nacina: da razmisljate kao Boca, ili da primenite malo logike. Kako vecini ljudi opcija jedan nece biti privlacna za izvodjenje, da objasnim samo "logicku" metodu:
-Uzeti u obzir da su verovatno sva slova tu, samo im je promenjen raspored, usled cinjenice da Boci jedna ruka kuca brze od druge (Sto se kasnijim empirijskim eksperimentima pokazalo netacno, jer je Boca krenuo da primenjuje Bocizme i u kucanju SMS-ova koji se, jelte, kucaju jednom rukom :D)
-U slucaju da fale neka slova, verovatno ce biti slova iz donjeg reda, sredina, ili iz gornjeg reda, krajnji coskovi, jer Bocu mrzi da pravilno ubode te tastere jer nisu dovoljno blizu njegovih malih prstica
-U slucaju da je u pitanju engleska rec, a da gore primenjena pravila ne pomazu, uzmite u obzir da Boca ne primenjuje englesku gramatiku (pogotovo slaganje vremena :D)
-Ako i dalje ne znate sta je pisac hteo da kaze, pitajte Betu ili Kirgana. Znaju ga dovoljno dugo da vam prevedu sve sto je napisao.
Bocizmi u cestoj upotrebi:
-sma = sam
-Bestamenak = Beastmenka (femininum)
-ej = je
-zman = znam
-em = me (obratiti paznju na ovaj, neki put moze zaista da vam zbrka citanje, zato sto i em i me i me u engleskoj varijanti odgovaraju na tom mestu :D)
Pendargon wrote:...po toj logici, mogao bih da isecem lepih 10 kockastih komada stiropora, na devet zalepim bolter i bolt pistolj, i granate, i mali nozic, jednom zalepim powerfist da viri, a na jednog zakacim lasscannon, i imam savrsenu jedinicu chaos space marinaca....
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Sada si me potsetio na Simpsonove:Hypodermic wrote:...jer Bocu mrzi da pravilno ubode te tastere jer nisu dovoljno blizu njegovih malih prstica...
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