DA SE MALO NASMEJETE A MOZETE I VI DA DODATE NESTO

[Dzon Vejn]

Skinut je sporni link

[novot]

Da, vetj sam pocheo da sumnjam da je Aman na nekim chudnim biljkama- sa svojim nebuloznim komentarom... No, nekako postoji razmak od 5-6 dana za ovoliko naknadnih reakcija na jedan krajnje glup narodnjachki spot, pri tome bez zena (ne rachunajutji ono prase sa kapicom)

[Megabaja]

komentar se odnosi na klip sa danasnjih vesti...

[lord warrior]

A ko ga je skinuo? I zasto?

[ZorzSERBIA]

Ja sam postavio i u istom casu i skinuo snimak dve zenske
sto kradu patike po razlupanim BG prodavnicama,
jer mislim da nije mesto za njega na ovakvom forumu.

Osim toga mogao se videti u svim udarnim vestima na našim TV stanicama.

Stoga moje izvinjenje svima.

Svako dobro,

Žorž

[Hypodermic]

Ja ne mogu da se odlucim da li da se smejem ili da placem zbog tog klipa. Pa jos komentar njih dve "pa i ostali su krali, i to zato sto nemaju..."

Ajmo na vedrije teme, evo pitanje za sve:
Ide slon, iza slona ide mis, gde ide mis?

[lord warrior]

Ja sam postavio i u istom casu i skinuo snimak dve zenske
sto kradu patike po razlupanim BG prodavnicama,
jer mislim da nije mesto za njega na ovakvom forumu.

Osim toga mogao se videti u svim udarnim vestima na našim TV stanicama.

Stoga moje izvinjenje svima.

Svako dobro,

Žorž

Ne vidim zasto nije mesto - uvek je pozitivno ismevati ljudsku glupost 8)
No, svako ima pravo da povuce svoju rec - ili da ukine link ka snimku. Uostalom, koga zaista zanima, lako ce ga naci.

And now for something completely different

[ZorzSERBIA]

Pa jos komentar njih dve "pa i ostali su krali, i to zato sto nemaju..."

Nije moj komentar nego kratak opis onoga sto se moglo na snimku videti,kako bi ostali znali o cemu se radi.

[Shunka]

Nije moj komentar nego kratak opis onoga sto se moglo na snimku videti,kako bi ostali znali o cemu se radi.

Ne rzameus Bicon jziek... On je i heto da kzae da je to njhoiv knomtear... Nmea veze sa tboom.

[Hypodermic]

Pa jos komentar njih dve "pa i ostali su krali, i to zato sto nemaju..."

Nije moj komentar nego kratak opis onoga sto se moglo na snimku videti,kako bi ostali znali o cemu se radi.

Izvini, izvini, da pojasnim: komentar koji su NJIH DVE uputile :D

Sunak, vidim, odlicno rabis moj recnik :D

[Aman]

[Hypodermic]

Aman zaman, Amane, gde nalazis te maloletnice bre? :D :D :lol:

[teclis]

"Jesus Switch Turns On, Off"

urnebesno

[Shunka]

Odokativno, ovo ima 13 godina... Strasno...

[Aman]

zato se i zove mamac za zatvor :D :D

http://www.cobelens.eu/images/index.php ... width=1024

[ZergLord]

Pazite sad ovo:


XD

[Megabaja]

nije poenta da postujes slike kada su ti smesne vec kada poruke na njima imaju kontekst...

[Aman]

neka, dobro je i ovako, sad ih mi mozemo iskoristiti

[Dzon Vejn]

Epilog: dve glupace:

http://www.blic.co.yu/hronika.php?id=31874

[Atriann]

Dabogda im dali svih 8 godina!!!

[ZergLord]

Epilog: dve glupace:

http://www.blic.co.yu/hronika.php?id=31874

Tako im treba.

[milos]

Evo cisto ako nekog zanima. Primetih ovo jutros, a posto na forumu nema mesta gde mogu staiti ovakve gluposti evo je ovde. :D

[opsidiannight]

He, he. Moj post je paklen.

[SRBENDA]

Kako spava covek koji je uzeo stambeni kredit
Kao beba
Sat vremena spava, sat vremena place

[Sammael]

Kako spava covek koji je uzeo stambeni kredit
Kao beba
Sat vremena spava, sat vremena place

Ovo mogu da potvrdim...

[Iskusinjo]

[teclis]

pazi to nije nista u poredjenju sa mojim odeljenjem gde neke bicharke ne znaju ni Srbiju da pokazu na karti evrope

[sto mu gromova]

...neke bicharke ne znaju...

uuaaaaauu

[Shunka]

Pise se bitcharke...
Mada mi se ne dopada taj izraz...

[stalker]

Pise se bitcharke...
Mada mi se ne dopada taj izraz...

upravo tako

[Dzon Vejn]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9I6V7wf9iA

Ja verujem da kada bi evropljane pitao za glavne gradove USA drzava, niko ne bi znao.... isto kao sto oni ne znaju za nase...

Istina, reci da nikada nisi cuo za drzavu u evropi je malo heavy... kao i pitati da li je FR drzava :?

[teclis]

jes genijalno nema sta 8) .

@Sto mu gromova: ta skola se nalazi u tvom bloku . Ko sto kaze nas profan prvi dan skole: "Necete se pokajati sto ste upisali ovu skolu. Ona je najbolja gimnazija.... u 21. bloku "

[frenk_castle]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9I6V7wf9iA

Ja verujem da kada bi evropljane pitao za glavne gradove USA drzava, niko ne bi znao.... isto kao sto oni ne znaju za nase...

Istina, reci da nikada nisi cuo za drzavu u evropi je malo heavy... kao i pitati da li je FR drzava :?

Pazi jedno je dao oni tebe pitaju koji je glavni grad drzave Washington a ti ne znas da je u pitanju Seattle. Ili da je Sacramento glavni grad California-e. Ali potpuno je drugo da ti ne znas da oni imaju drzave u Americi. Mene da pitaju ja se vrlo verovatno necu setiti prestonica svih evropskih zemalja, ali znacu da postoje.

Drugo zene u proseku imaju katastrofalne prostorne sposobnosti. Puno estrogena u organizmu dovodi do toga. A sto vise estrogena zena ima to joj je kosa svetlija. Tako da vicevi o glupim plavusama nisu samo vicevi.

@ Teclis-e Vecina tvojih drugarica iz skole jos nije skroz zavrsila sa pubertetom tako da im je telo u hormonalnom haosu. Ne treba da budes tako strog prema njima.

[ZergLord]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rWm3hfd ... re=related

Nekako mi je tesko da poverujem da se ovo stvarno desilo. :D

[teclis]

@frenk_castle: sad mi reci da je ova plavusha sa kviza "da li si pametniji od djaka petaka" nije zavrsila sa pubertetom i da je u hormonalnom haosu :D

[frenk_castle]

Ne ali je plavusa. Barem mi ne izgleda kao da se farba. Tako da je njoj da se snadje sa kartom isto komplikovano kao da uradi generalku na glavi motora. A ostaje cinjenica da su neki ljudi jednostavno glupi.

Svojevremeno sam gledao emisiju o Kasijusu Kleju AKA Muhamedu Aliju. Pricao je kako je sa 18 godina pao na nekom testu jer nije uspeo da resi sledeci zadatak.

Ako imas 15 jabuka petina tih jabuka istruli, posle toga ti neko uzme dve jabuke koliko ti jabuka ostane?

Koliko me secanje sluzi te zadatke sam ja radio u osnovnoj skoli sa 11-12 godina. A neko ko je zavrsio srednju bi to morao da zna. A eto covek postade prvak sveta u boksu a ne zna da deli.

[novot]

@ Teclis-e Vecina tvojih drugarica iz skole jos nije skroz zavrsila sa pubertetom tako da im je telo u hormonalnom haosu. Ne treba da budes tako strog prema njima.

Da, ali to verovatno ne menja chinjenicu da su bitcharke :lol: :lol: :lol:

Moram priznati da niko Amerima ne moze da pomrsi rachune osim njihova sopstvena glupost. Ovo je zaista bilo strashno 8) Jedina je sretja shto im ovakve plavushe ne vode drzavu Osim ako... Hilari???

[Pendargon]

nije da precesto postujem u ovom delu, ali ovo sam morao :


100 Ways to Annoy Wargamers

1. Refer to your miniatures only by their first name.
2. Refer to his miniatures only by their first name.
3. Try to bribe his units over to your side.
4. Three words: Pastel Color Scheme
5. Rent advertising space on your unit banners.
6. Offer your opponent the chance to surrender before the battle starts.
7. Dress in character. Sans pants.
8. Perform a play by play commentary in a Howard Cossell voice.
9. Speak only in third person like a certain wrestler.
10. Use large brass dice. Roll them dangerously close to your opponents figures.
11. Use only microdice.
12. Only roll one die at a time.
13. Play battle music. Mr. Roboto works best. Put it on repeat.
14. Name all your characters after obscure Hungarian royalty. Become annoyed if your opponent fails to notice.
15. Claim your army is comprised of all women. When pressed, explain they are all in disguise as to not get kicked out of the army.
16. Place a hammer on the table before the battle starts. Explain it is there to insure loyalty.
17. Quote Sun Tzu often, but only irrelevantly.
18. Every time one of your miniatures has unrestricted LOS to his commander, say ‘check’.
19. Suggest obviously suicidal tactics to your opponents. Explain ‘that’s what Custer would do’.
20. Perform a rousing speech to your troops before the battle. Pose like Mussolini at the end.
21. Secretly replace your opponent’s miniatures one at a time with miniatures from other games.
22. Claim your miniatures are proxied for another regiment, though that has no bearing on game play whatsoever.
23. Place all of your infantry on individual monster bases.
24. Flock your bases with sand. Do not use glue.
25. Take a halftime break to play with your Bloodbowl cheerleaders.
26. Every time your opponent shows you a rule in the book, tear out that page and eat it.
27. Every turn play by the previous version of the rules.
28. Each time your opponent destroys one of your units, remove an article of clothing.
29. Reference only Hoyle’s Book of Games for rules disputes.
30. Produce two large blunt objects before the games starts, suggest Ironman rules.
31. Gradually increase your volume as the game progresses.
32. Place scantily clad female miniatures beside the table to distract your opponent’s army.
33. Do not move your army. Do not shoot. Flee when charged.
34. Give your army a French paint scheme. After the first turn, give up.
35. During a rules dispute, reference several copies of the rules to make sure they are the same in every book.
36. Use only the same exact posed figure for your entire army. Proxy if necessary.
37. Origami figurines.
38. Discuss tactics with your troops. Become argumentative.
39. Have no interior monologue. Digress frequently.
40. When talking about strategy always ask, “What would Portnoy the Hedgehog, the surly Bloom County cartoon character do?”
41. Four more words. Baby blue bikini top.
42. Use the words ‘whoop ass’ at least twenty times in your army list.
43. Use a paintball to remove casualties. For both sides.
44. Use the wrong scale miniatures.
45. Don’t speak to your opponent during the game.
46. Cuss a lot. Use only profanity from popular sci-fi shows.
47. Name all your vehicles after Dr. Suess books.
48. When you win, dump a tub of gatorade on your commander.
49. Every time you lose a unit, take a shot of whiskey.
50. Yodel.
51. Try to play multiple games at once, like Gary Kasparov
52. Each turn impersonate Peter Lorre just a little bit more.
53. Start each game with the National Anthem
54. Each turn replace your commander with a new figure.
55. After a good die roll, do a victory dance and spike the die.
56. Write a battle report during the game. Take at least five minutes to
write information between dice rolls.
57. Spot glue all your pieces together so they continually fall apart through out the game.
58. Keep comparing the current game you are playing unfavorably to Spellfire.
59. Ask if one of your opponent’s female models is seeing anybody.
60. Your only model: a fully scale Godzilla suit.
61. Play with two fake prosthetic hooks, refuse any offer of help.
62. Be sure to put cutesy hearts over all i’s and j’s on all banners and words in your army.
63. Have a spy listening in on your opponent’s conversations. Relay information through semaphore flags.
64. Have same spy attempt to shoot your opponents models in the back with models in the game the spy is currently playing.
65. Place a model compass rose on the table, be sure to have arranged so you can claim your opponent takes a penalty shooting at you because of the sun in his eyes.
66. Have all your models covered in Vaseline at the start of the game. Offer no explanation.
67. Every time one of your models dies, going into the Fritz and Max monologue from Wizards.
68. Have conversations with the models in your carrying case about why they didn’t get picked.
69. Put springs in your vehicles so they appear to be on hydraulics.
70. Place bets on every die roll.
71. Try to bribe his dice.
72. Spend at least 5 minutes trying to move your models with telekinesis.
73. At the end of each turn have your corner team rehydrate you, give a backrub and don’t forget the cut man.
74. Use a translator to communicate with your opponent.
75. Use a croupier stick to move models
76. Bribe several small children to stare silently at your opponent nonstop throughout the game.
77. Take 30 seconds winding up before rolling your dice.
78. Suggest playing diceless like Amber.
79. Read War and Peace during your opponents turn.
80. Practice the saxophone or some other instrument you can’t play when it’s not your turn.
81. Mandatory conversion for all your models: Pasties.
82. Tape record the Wilhelm scream before the battle. Play it each time a model dies.
83. Have a Senor Winces style conversation with your dice bag.
84. Speak in a golf voice when either of you is moving figures or rolling dice.
85. Try to move your models with a RC remote control. After the first failed attempt, change the batteries.
86. Model foam We’re #1 fingers on all your models in rear ranks.
87. Six more words: Jethro Tull Fan Club paint scheme
88. When it’s your turn to place terrain, dump a box of toy penguins on the table.
89. Claim your tape measure only measures in cubits.
90. When placing models, put a small dog on the table. Show your opponent you spent the points for him.
91. Speak in rhyme.
92. Tie slow burning matches in your beard and dress exactly like Blackbeard. Act like nothing is out of the ordinary.
93. When your opponent isn’t looking, switch places with someone dressed exactly like you.
94. Describe the battle using more and more fictitious sounding tactics like ‘Advanced Cow and Dairy Farmer Counter Formation’
95. When two models are alone in close combat, yell at them to take it outside.
96. Tell your opponent that your kilt wearing models are fully regimental. Show him you’re not kidding.
97. Hide a small rodent in your transport tank.
98. Have a man behind you performing a striptease on your opponent’s turn.
99. When you lose a model, casually toss it behind your back.
100. Read to your opponent children’s novels during his turn.

[slayer king]

Ovo je super odlicno, dugo se nisam ovako smejao

[teclis]

76. Bribe several small children to stare silently at your opponent nonstop throughout the game.

hahaahahaha :lol: :lol: :lol:
(doduse ovo se meni desilo)