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Linku predhodi:

Kucam sa ortakom na gtalku. Uzeo pre par dana od njega dune filmove ili serijal neki ne znam jos ni sam - i kazem kako cu to da gledam. Shvatim da moj ortak ne zna sta je Dune 8O . Objasnim mu ja, i on nastavi sa svojom standardnom pricom - koliko voli fantasy, toliko ne voli svemir... U tom trenutku:

:idea:

setim se neverovatne stvari. Setio sam se imena izvodjaca, ali nisam mogao da se setim imena pesme... nakon par pokusaja pronadjem... e sad, necu vam reci ime pesme, da bi otvorili link :D... PLUS :!: veoma je bitno da se spot odgleda do kraja, tek na kraju je i zaplet i rasplet fabule radnje :D - ko ne odgleda od pocetka do kraja nece razumeti :D.

A samo za hrabre i link (napomenuo sam da se posle ne zalite - samo za hrabre :D) ):
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Jos uvek se smejem - ovo sam odgledao pre 20 minuta :D. Ubedio sam ga na kraju da ima nesto sa tim svemircima sto te tera da volis i space-related stvari :D
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Spot je rezirao Boldrik.

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Ovo me potseti na "Interracial erotica".
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Ona debela zelena je Violeta, nekadasnja komsinica. Umrla je sa 27 godina, njeno srce vise nije moglo da podnosi toliku gojaznost. :?
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Kako plavusa pravi dzem?

Ljusti krofne.
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Mind Uploader wrote:... Kazem ja da je Pera isti Darth Vader, samo bez te moralne dubine...
Hypodermic wrote:Da nije robotech-a ne bih bio ovakakv kakav jesam!
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jbt sta ti gledas...

predji malo na normalnu muziku..
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da li prepoznajete glumca :D

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Obzirom da sam gledao film, da...
Uzgred, film je gledljiv. U smislu ne ostavlja trajne efekte retardacije, a povremeno je i smesan.
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da li prepoznajete glumca?
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Meni se film bas svideo. Odlicna parodija holivuda. Plus, Robert Downey Jr. je briljirao do tacke neverice. Mada, iskreno, da sam znao unapred da Tom Cruise glumi, ne bih ga gledao.
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A bre prekinite vise sa bogdanom stvarno mi se smuci zivot kad ga vidim :?
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Momcima iz GW-a je izgleda bas dosadno...
http://www.games-workshop.com/gws/conte ... d=11200010
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Zerg... ali nista mi nije jasno...
Pendargon wrote:...po toj logici, mogao bih da isecem lepih 10 kockastih komada stiropora, na devet zalepim bolter i bolt pistolj, i granate, i mali nozic, jednom zalepim powerfist da viri, a na jednog zakacim lasscannon, i imam savrsenu jedinicu chaos space marinaca....
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Ni meni :?
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симпатичан стрипић :mrgreen:
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I posto sam odguglao sve nepoznate mi pojmove, i dalje mi nije smesno... :? Ja i moj uvrnut smisao za humor...
Pendargon wrote:...po toj logici, mogao bih da isecem lepih 10 kockastih komada stiropora, na devet zalepim bolter i bolt pistolj, i granate, i mali nozic, jednom zalepim powerfist da viri, a na jednog zakacim lasscannon, i imam savrsenu jedinicu chaos space marinaca....
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Interna zajebancija verovatno..
Mind Uploader wrote:... Kazem ja da je Pera isti Darth Vader, samo bez te moralne dubine...
Hypodermic wrote:Da nije robotech-a ne bih bio ovakakv kakav jesam!
Giga wrote:Realno, sasvim je logicno da mogu bez problema da ih bace sa par stotina metara i da budu prilicno sigurni da tom land raideru nece biti nista
igor wrote:jako je tesko uzimati puno poena jer se igra po knjizi.
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E ovaj je dobar :lol:
Pendargon wrote:...po toj logici, mogao bih da isecem lepih 10 kockastih komada stiropora, na devet zalepim bolter i bolt pistolj, i granate, i mali nozic, jednom zalepim powerfist da viri, a na jednog zakacim lasscannon, i imam savrsenu jedinicu chaos space marinaca....
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Mind Uploader wrote:... Kazem ja da je Pera isti Darth Vader, samo bez te moralne dubine...
Hypodermic wrote:Da nije robotech-a ne bih bio ovakakv kakav jesam!
Giga wrote:Realno, sasvim je logicno da mogu bez problema da ih bace sa par stotina metara i da budu prilicno sigurni da tom land raideru nece biti nista
igor wrote:jako je tesko uzimati puno poena jer se igra po knjizi.
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Pendargon wrote:...po toj logici, mogao bih da isecem lepih 10 kockastih komada stiropora, na devet zalepim bolter i bolt pistolj, i granate, i mali nozic, jednom zalepim powerfist da viri, a na jednog zakacim lasscannon, i imam savrsenu jedinicu chaos space marinaca....
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Sto je FAIL?
Reklama za pogrebno preduzece na kojoj ti pise da pridjes blize, ocigledno preko sina.
Bas je valjan crni humor.
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Jes, stvarno.
A ja se nisam setio da pogledam za sta je reklama...
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Nadjoh ga na fail sajtu, zato je fail. Inace je bas odlican crni humor.
Pendargon wrote:...po toj logici, mogao bih da isecem lepih 10 kockastih komada stiropora, na devet zalepim bolter i bolt pistolj, i granate, i mali nozic, jednom zalepim powerfist da viri, a na jednog zakacim lasscannon, i imam savrsenu jedinicu chaos space marinaca....
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Things Not To Say To A Games Workshop Employee

The mention of the following to a Games Workshop employee will cause them to strike you down with their strength 6 power weapons, gifted to them by Lord Jervis.

* Oh, so this is why your wife left you.

* What "team" do you collect?

* I've just started playing. Is Marneus Calgar a good starter unit?

* How can you survive outside GW, do you need a gas mask or something?

* Do you have a girlfriend?

* 6 trees for £20! That's a rip off!

* Isn't hobbycraft terrain cheaper?

* Ever jacked off anywhere other than your chair?

* How much is this Lemon Russ?

* Don't you feel guilty, dirty and full of shame when you go home?

* Doesn't working for GW want to make you kill your co-workers?

* Aren't Space Marines a bit overpowered?

* The way you've painted that thing with horns makes it look really cute!

* Do you have a life?

* Why is it that these guys have had guns for thousands of years, and yet have reverted back to fighting with axes and swords?

* Do your customers realize they are being robbed? Seriously, GW crap is expensive. You'll never be able to afford a home if you keep playing. Do you have a home?

* Isn't this just another face of obsessive D&D faggots?

* Ooooooh, like video games. Without the fun!

* There was a Chuck Norris model released in 2004 but it was recalled when over four hundred people died from ownage over-dosing.

* What can I get for a buck?

* Does that model come in men's?

* Do those dice come in men's?

* Does that rulebook come in men's?

* Does that 6" ruler come in men's?

* That 6" ruler is your penis.

* Does it still come in men's?

* You make the best domino pieces ever.

* I thought Satan was the only one who dealt in the bartering of souls for material possessions.

* Wow, this stuff is really expensive.

* Why the hell would I pay $8 for super glue?

* Can I just use your bathroom?

* I'll buy it when some rich person dies and leaves me their fortune.

* Oh my god! What the fuck is that smell!? Sniff, sniff; Is that... Is that you!?!

* You know there are other things outside of this store right?

* Space Marines suck!

* You guys are geeks!

* N00b!

* Orc is spelt Orc not Ork.

* I thought Rhinos were animals.

* Aww sucks. Can I roll again?

* Is this move legal?

* But the book says...

* Do the models come assembled?

* Do they come painted?

* Can you paint my models for me?

* Do you have the lastest Squats codex?

* Can that black spiky guy hit that blue guy with that big tank thing?

* WHY THE HELL NOT???!!!

* Oh shit! no-one panic. Don't tell ANYONE or this'll happen to you too. *runs out of GW*

* Do you live for the beeping noise?

* What do i do now?

* What about now?

* Do you like my girl friend?

* Is it my move?
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O zerg, tako me slatko nasmeja :D Pogotovo sto mi neke od ovih recenica zvuce taaaaaaako poznato :D
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