DA SE MALO NASMEJETE A MOZETE I VI DA DODATE NESTO

Jedan vrhunski sajt, plakao sam od smeha.
F my life
http://www.fmylife.com/top

Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because I found an email he had written to an ex-fling telling her he was single and wanted to meet up. He wrote that email from my computer, in my apartment, on Valentine's Day. FML

Today, I walked behind a girl I hooked up with last weekend while she was on the computer in the library. I noticed she was looking at my facebook page and got excited. Then I heard her say to her friend, "This is the one smallest penis I have ever seen." FML

Today, I went out for coffee with a guy I really like. We met up at the local café, and decided to sit at a counter in front of the window. We talked and flirted for a while. Then he kissed me, and while he was kissing me someone banged on the window. It was my parents. They didn't know I'm gay. FML

i tako dalje...

ifke · Post by **ifke** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 1:22 pm

Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML

Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room... my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't hang out with me because he felt really sick. I went to his house anyway to surprise him with homemade soup. I walk in to his room only to find him hooking up with my sister. She can't drive, our mom drove her there. FML

Today, I wanted to have a good lunch with my wife before fasting for my surgery which I may not survive, she decided getting her hair cut was more important. I ate alone. FML

Today, this really attractive woman that I've known for years told me that when I can have sex with her standing up, she'll have sex with me. I'm confined to a wheelchair. FML

od zla gore! :lol: :lol: :lol:

yrch · Post by **yrch** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 1:52 pm

Aman · Post by **Aman** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 3:06 pm

valhalla · Post by **valhalla** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 12:47 pm

http://s2.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz ... 9850-0.gif

Gassalasca Jape · Post by **Gassalasca Jape** » Sat Apr 04, 2009 12:45 pm

Ovome gotovo sigurno nije mesto ovde, al' ja ne znam gde drugde da kga okacim:

http://www.jakeanddinoschapman.com/

Ko, jel' ja? · Post by **Ko, jel' ja?** » Sat Apr 04, 2009 12:57 pm

Gassalasca Jape wrote:Ovome gotovo sigurno nije mesto ovde, al' ja ne znam gde drugde da kga okacim:

http://www.jakeanddinoschapman.com/

Uh, je*eno odlicno.

Millenium · Post by **Millenium** » Sat Apr 04, 2009 1:40 pm

Ne gledati sledece ako ste jedan od onih koje rasplace i smrt komsinicinih Begonija. http://www.metacafe.com/watch/816989/th ... st_idiots/

Post by **Awakened** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 9:15 am

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy- ... trends.php

d00m1n80r · Post by **d00m1n80r** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 10:39 pm

Ne znam da li ste videli

Ako nekog interesuje originalna slika ovde:

http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/5192 ... nnude2.jpg

Dawngreeter · Post by **Dawngreeter** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 11:11 pm

Ja imam takvo cebe.

d00m1n80r · Post by **d00m1n80r** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 12:22 am

Dawngreeter wrote:Ja imam takvo cebe.

Vise ga nemas.

Post by **Hypodermic** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 2:28 pm

http://www.najle.com/idaft/

Post by **teclis** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:46 pm

дође хакер у месару и каже: "даћете ми 100гр прашке", месар:"да ти нарежем", а на то хакер: "ма јок, набаци ми на флеш!" ЏД

ZergLord · Post by **ZergLord** » Sun Apr 12, 2009 9:21 pm

Resurrection · Post by **Resurrection** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 12:15 pm

Aman · Post by **Aman** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 1:02 am

aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhahahaha vrh!!!!!11

Nindza · Post by **Nindza** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:56 am

Kad smo vec kod Cyanide & Happiness-a

http://www.explosm.net/movies/124/

Aman · Post by **Aman** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 3:12 pm

d00m1n80r · Post by **d00m1n80r** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 5:05 pm

Hahaha, jel ste cestitali botu rodjendan?

LeilaOlssen

http://forum.klubzmaj.org/memberlist.ph ... ile&u=6820

Post by **Hypodermic** » Sun Apr 26, 2009 1:14 pm

ZergLord · Post by **ZergLord** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 8:52 pm

Skobra · Post by **Skobra** » Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:02 am

mozda ne kontam ali meni ovo nije smesno... cak mi je pomalo i degutantno

Aman · Post by **Aman** » Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:42 am

Skobra wrote:mozda ne kontam ali meni ovo nije smesno... cak mi je pomalo i degutantno

slagalica...

Post by **Megabaja** » Tue Apr 28, 2009 9:54 pm

burninator... to ti je kao terminator samo bolje.

.... i da... znam da nisi na to mislio.

Resurrection · Post by **Resurrection** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 9:09 am

Resurrection · Post by **Resurrection** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 12:17 pm

Post by **Awakened** » Fri May 01, 2009 9:16 am

Evo Prvomajskog vica:

Ko se plasi sindikata u kapitalizmu? Kapitalisti.

Ko se plasi sindikata u socijalizmu? Socijalisti.

Ko se plasi sindikata u Srbiji? Prasici.

Post by **Hypodermic** » Fri May 01, 2009 9:42 pm

Post by **Dzon Vejn** » Fri May 01, 2009 10:02 pm

Resurrection wrote:

Perpetuum mobile? :D

Zogdar · Post by **Zogdar** » Sat May 02, 2009 8:59 pm

Dzon Vejn wrote: Perpetuum mobile? :D

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Ko, jel' ja? · Post by **Ko, jel' ja?** » Sat May 02, 2009 10:54 pm

Znači Zemun.

DS-ov slogan za predstojeće lokalne izbore :lol:

Post by **Dzon Vejn** » Tue May 05, 2009 7:36 pm

http://www.blic.rs/svet.php?id=91136

:lol: :lol: :lol: