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Sta radi crnac u polju :?:
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SRBENDA wrote:Sta radi crnac u polju :?:
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Sta crnac ima belo?
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-Sta Slayer ima modro?
- Oko.
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Ko, jel' ja? wrote:-Sta Slayer ima modro?
- Oko.
:lol:
Hahaha e skoro se ovako nisam nasmejao... :lol:... Svaka cast majstore :lol:
That was a hazardous consultation of the Libre Mortis my Lord. An ordeal of high and low doom. The moment I approached the book, it bit me most ferociously.
I must appologize for the explosion that blew off the door of The Chamber Unbreachable, but the simultaneous emergence of seventeen demons from the book spine, caused the spiritual detonation in the soul stoned air of the room.
The whole enterprise was an experience most horrendeous. None but I could have endured it. I was almost damned twice. Even now my soul is twisted to a cork screw.
I suggest you keep the state of your soul to yourself, and inform us, instead, what you have gleamed from the Grimoire.

Hatred and prejudice will never be eradicated. And witch hunts will never be about witches. To have a scapegoat - that's the key. Humans always fear the alien, the odd. Once the mages had left Novigrad, folk turned their anger against the other races... and, as they have for ages, branded their neighbors their greatest foes.

And 'cause I was gazillionaire and I liked doing it so much, I cut that grass for free.

Glory to Arstotzka!
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Ovo je neka interna fora . . . :?:
There is no problem a cannon* can't solve.
Dzon Vejn wrote:Ali uopste nije poenta u tome... poenta je da ti:
1. Nemas veru u Sigmara, i zato ti Hellblaster ne radi protiv goblina, kostura, itd.
2. Verujes u tamo neke tenkove, i ostale alternativne metodologije imperijalne borbe, dok je u stvarnosti Hellblaster osnova svega :D - dakle topovi, mortari, handugnneri, tenkovi - to sve dodje i prodje; jedino je Hellblaster siguran posao ;).
*Zbog promene sistema koji igram, ovo treba citati kao "combined late US veteran artillery barage of 12 or more barrels with first roll to range in success"
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vecina fora su interne na ovom forumu :roll:
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Ma Slayer glumi skinsa pa mu ja kao pretim batinama, ali sve je to sala, naravno.
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Ko, jel' ja? wrote:Ma Slayer glumi skinsa pa mu ja kao pretim batinama, ali sve je to sala, naravno.
Ah sad je skins... zadnji put kad sam ga video bio je punker :lol:
That was a hazardous consultation of the Libre Mortis my Lord. An ordeal of high and low doom. The moment I approached the book, it bit me most ferociously.
I must appologize for the explosion that blew off the door of The Chamber Unbreachable, but the simultaneous emergence of seventeen demons from the book spine, caused the spiritual detonation in the soul stoned air of the room.
The whole enterprise was an experience most horrendeous. None but I could have endured it. I was almost damned twice. Even now my soul is twisted to a cork screw.
I suggest you keep the state of your soul to yourself, and inform us, instead, what you have gleamed from the Grimoire.

Hatred and prejudice will never be eradicated. And witch hunts will never be about witches. To have a scapegoat - that's the key. Humans always fear the alien, the odd. Once the mages had left Novigrad, folk turned their anger against the other races... and, as they have for ages, branded their neighbors their greatest foes.

And 'cause I was gazillionaire and I liked doing it so much, I cut that grass for free.

Glory to Arstotzka!
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Dzon Vejn wrote:
Ko, jel' ja? wrote:Ma Slayer glumi skinsa pa mu ja kao pretim batinama, ali sve je to sala, naravno.
Ah sad je skins... zadnji put kad sam ga video bio je punker :lol:
Sledeci put kad me vidis verovatno cu biti prebiven tako da je to ok 8)
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That was a hazardous consultation of the Libre Mortis my Lord. An ordeal of high and low doom. The moment I approached the book, it bit me most ferociously.
I must appologize for the explosion that blew off the door of The Chamber Unbreachable, but the simultaneous emergence of seventeen demons from the book spine, caused the spiritual detonation in the soul stoned air of the room.
The whole enterprise was an experience most horrendeous. None but I could have endured it. I was almost damned twice. Even now my soul is twisted to a cork screw.
I suggest you keep the state of your soul to yourself, and inform us, instead, what you have gleamed from the Grimoire.

Hatred and prejudice will never be eradicated. And witch hunts will never be about witches. To have a scapegoat - that's the key. Humans always fear the alien, the odd. Once the mages had left Novigrad, folk turned their anger against the other races... and, as they have for ages, branded their neighbors their greatest foes.

And 'cause I was gazillionaire and I liked doing it so much, I cut that grass for free.

Glory to Arstotzka!
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Dzon Vejn wrote:Profesionalna izrada sajtova:

http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii23 ... n_logo.gif
evo ti i link do actual sajta :D
http://zzzz.imandic.com/
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dobar dizajner nema sta...
Pamti, pa vrati...

Ignorance is bliss.
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Sto stavi 4 z u adresu?
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Slovicu... svaki zavod za zastitu zdravlja ima 4 z u adresi...
Pamti, pa vrati...

Ignorance is bliss.
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Ma znao sam link, nego sam ga ja obrisao.... nije da je problem naci isti, ali eto, nece svako znati ;)

edit: jel tako Momo :lol: ?
That was a hazardous consultation of the Libre Mortis my Lord. An ordeal of high and low doom. The moment I approached the book, it bit me most ferociously.
I must appologize for the explosion that blew off the door of The Chamber Unbreachable, but the simultaneous emergence of seventeen demons from the book spine, caused the spiritual detonation in the soul stoned air of the room.
The whole enterprise was an experience most horrendeous. None but I could have endured it. I was almost damned twice. Even now my soul is twisted to a cork screw.
I suggest you keep the state of your soul to yourself, and inform us, instead, what you have gleamed from the Grimoire.

Hatred and prejudice will never be eradicated. And witch hunts will never be about witches. To have a scapegoat - that's the key. Humans always fear the alien, the odd. Once the mages had left Novigrad, folk turned their anger against the other races... and, as they have for ages, branded their neighbors their greatest foes.

And 'cause I was gazillionaire and I liked doing it so much, I cut that grass for free.

Glory to Arstotzka!
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And now something completely different:


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I jos mnogo lepih stvari na http://www.roflcats.com
Pendargon wrote:...po toj logici, mogao bih da isecem lepih 10 kockastih komada stiropora, na devet zalepim bolter i bolt pistolj, i granate, i mali nozic, jednom zalepim powerfist da viri, a na jednog zakacim lasscannon, i imam savrsenu jedinicu chaos space marinaca....
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Kako se zove japanski uredjaj za gledanje kroz zid?

-Prozor :P :P :D :D
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Uhvati baksuz zlatnu ribicu i ona mu kaze da ce mu ispuniti jednu zelju...
Baksuz: "Zelim da postanem princ, da zivim u velikoj raskosnoj palati..."
Ribica: "Sledeci put kad se probudis, bices princ."

I tako je i bilo - kada se baksuz probudio nasao se u velikom krevetu sa pokrivacem od svile u jednoj ogromnoj palati... Odjednom zacuo se glas: "France, dusice, spremi se da ides u Sarajevo"
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Dzon Vejn wrote:Ma znao sam link, nego sam ga ja obrisao.... nije da je problem naci isti, ali eto, nece svako znati ;)

edit: jel tako Momo :lol: ?

Ih, naci cu ja to, ja sam vrhunski haker!!!! :wink:
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Posto se mnogi zale na moj ekucanje, eve vam ga na:

Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

:P :lol:
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Boco jesi ovo ti kucao??? :lol:
I nije tako nerazumno.
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Nisam ja kucao :) nasao sam na netu, i za divno cudo procitao sam ga bez problema :D shvatio sam da nesto nije u redu sa tekstom tek negde na pola citanja :lol:


A sad evo neceg za fotografe ;)

THE PHOTOGRAPHER


The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the surrogate father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, "I'm off. The man should be here soon" Half an hour later, just by chance a door-to-door baby photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.

"Good morning, madam. I've come to...."

"Oh, no need to explain. I've been expecting you," Mrs. Smith cut in.

"Really?" the photographer asked. "Well, good. I've made a speciality of babies"

"That's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat"

After a moment, she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?"

"Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch and perhaps a couple on the bed. Sometimes the living room floor is fun too; you can really spread out!"

"Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work for Harry and me!"

"Well, madam, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But, if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven different angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results"

"My, that's a lot of....." gasped Mrs. Smith.

"Madam, in my line of work, a man must take his time. I'd love to be in and out in five minutes, but you'd be disappointed with that, I'm sure"

"Don't I know it," Mrs. Smith said quietly.

The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. "This was done on the top of a bus in downtown London"

"Oh my God!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, tugging at her handkerchief.

"And these twins turned out exceptionally well, when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with"

"She was difficult?" asked Mrs. Smith.

"Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to Hyde Park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep, pushing to get a good look"

"Four and five deep?" asked Mrs. Smith, eyes widened in amazement.

"Yes," the photographer said, "And for more than three hours too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling. I could hardly concentrate. Then darkness approached and I began to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just packed it all in."

Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "You mean squirrels actually chewed on your, um ....equipment?"

"That's right. Well, madam, if you're ready, I'll set up my tripod so we can get to work."

"Tripod?????"

"Oh yes, I have to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big for me to hold for very long. Madam? Madam? ....... Good Lord, she's fainted!!"
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Eto, Bcoo, msliim da tbrea satlno oakvo da psies!

Eidt:

Mongo je laske psiati okavo ngeo sto sam msilio u pkotceu...
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Pa da mi to psotane taredrmak ncain kuacnja? ne ne, ipak cu pokusati malo da pazim na gramatiku i spelling (ali malo!)

:D :D :D
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Msliim da terba dmkorakesti igzsalati da Bcoa ovkao psie knostntnao!
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ptpuno se salzem sa shuknom.
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Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
Potpuno sam impresioniran, ali i ja sam procitao ovaj tekst bez problema... 8O 8O 8O
nije da bih ikada tako kucao...
i, da...
Msliim da terba dmkorakesti igzsalati da Bcoa ovkao psie knostntnao!
NEEEEEEE!!!! *Runs away screaming*
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Pendargon wrote:
Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
Potpuno sam impresioniran, ali i ja sam procitao ovaj tekst bez problema... 8O 8O 8O
nije da bih ikada tako kucao...
i, da...
Msliim da terba dmkorakesti igzsalati da Bcoa ovkao psie knostntnao!
NEEEEEEE!!!! *Runs away screaming*
To je stara fora... postoje i oni testovi da vidis koliko ne vodis racuna (prebrojavanje slova T u recenici - skoro svi omase, jer ne citaju T u okviru THE,... pa onda tamna pozadina a svetla slova - niko ne procita rec u pozadini, itd., itd.,...)
That was a hazardous consultation of the Libre Mortis my Lord. An ordeal of high and low doom. The moment I approached the book, it bit me most ferociously.
I must appologize for the explosion that blew off the door of The Chamber Unbreachable, but the simultaneous emergence of seventeen demons from the book spine, caused the spiritual detonation in the soul stoned air of the room.
The whole enterprise was an experience most horrendeous. None but I could have endured it. I was almost damned twice. Even now my soul is twisted to a cork screw.
I suggest you keep the state of your soul to yourself, and inform us, instead, what you have gleamed from the Grimoire.

Hatred and prejudice will never be eradicated. And witch hunts will never be about witches. To have a scapegoat - that's the key. Humans always fear the alien, the odd. Once the mages had left Novigrad, folk turned their anger against the other races... and, as they have for ages, branded their neighbors their greatest foes.

And 'cause I was gazillionaire and I liked doing it so much, I cut that grass for free.

Glory to Arstotzka!
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Dok god me ne tertae da tkao i pircam, bcie sve u redu odna :D
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Pendargon wrote:
Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
Potpuno sam impresioniran, ali i ja sam procitao ovaj tekst bez problema... 8O 8O 8O
nije da bih ikada tako kucao...
i, da...
Msliim da terba dmkorakesti igzsalati da Bcoa ovkao psie knostntnao!
NEEEEEEE!!!! *Runs away screaming*
E, ja kazem DA! Bilo bi zabavno. :D :D :D
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George Bush otišao u posetu osnovnoj školi. Nakon svog govora dao je deci da ga pitaju što žele. Jedan mali dječak podigne ruku i George ga pita za ime:

- Stanley. - odgovori dječak.
- Šta želiš pitati, Stanley?
- Imam četiri pitanja:
=> Prvo, zašto je SAD napao Irak bez dopuštenja UN?
=> Drugo, zašto ste vi predsjednik kad je Al Gore dobio više glasova?
=> Treće, što se zapravo dogodilo sa Osama Bin Ladenom?
=> Četvrto, zašto smo toliko zabrinuti zbog brakova homoseksualaca kad pola Amerikanaca nema zdravstveno osiguranje?

Upravo u tom trenutku zazvoni zvono za odmor. George Bush kaže da će nastaviti nakon odmora. Kad su se vratili s odmora George kaže:

- Gdje smo ono stali? Aha, vrijeme za pitanja. Ima li netko pitanje?

Drugi jedan dječak digne ruku. George ga upita za ime.

- Steve. - odgovori dječak.
- Šta želiš pitati?
- Zapravo imam šest pitanja:
=> Prvo, zašto je SAD napao Irak bez dopuštenja UN?
=> Drugo, zašto ste vi predsjednik kad je Al Gore dobio više glasova?
=> Treće, što se zapravo dogodilo sa Osama Bin Ladenom?
=> Četvrto, zašto smo toliko zabrinuti s brakovima homoseksualaca kad pola Amerikanaca nema zdravstveno osiguranje?
=> Peto, zašto je prošlo zvono za odmor zvonilo dvadeset minuta ranije nego obično?
=> I šesto, gdje je nestao Stanley?
Extract taken from Devastation of Baal by Guy Haley

"You are too noble to understand." Seth rounded on Dante. "That is not salvation, that is replacement. These new warriors will bear the colours of Flesh Tearers, but without Sanguinius’ fury they will be Flesh Tearers in name only. All my time as Chapter Master I have waged war on our rage, to wrestle it into submission and use its strength to slay our foes. We are fury! From the time of Amit, the savage lord, to this day, we have carried the white heat of Sanguinius’ anger in us. That was our gift and our burden. The flaw is what makes us what we are." He clenched his fist in front of Dante’s face. His voice dropped.
"We are nothing without the struggle against it. He would make us all Ultramarines in red armour." He turned away, his gaze straying down the dead legions of Blood Angels. "There are few of my warriors left, few true Flesh Tearers. Once we are dead, the Flesh Tearers will be no more, no matter that these abominations carry our name. It is a betrayal, not a boon. Guilliman will want us gone quickly, and his own warriors in our stead."
"Gabriel!’"
Seth waved his hand. "Open your eyes, Dante. These Unnumbered Sons, they are Legions in all but name. I have spoken with the newcomers. They are only too glad to tell me of the Avenging Son’s plans. Wherever Guilliman goes, he leaves his men in place. Through the codex, he gave the Adeptus Astartes their independence. He is more than willing to remove it from us. Soon, the Chapters will be free in name only. And these new Space Marines, he has the gall to interfere with the work of the Emperor. If he is willing to do that..." Seth fell silent suddenly.
"What are you suggesting?" said Dante quietly.
Seth mulled his words over, even as his anger tried to force them out of his mouth. He would not speak at rage’s behest, but decided to say them in calmness. They needed to be said. "If he is regent, why not Emperor?"
"What you suggest is treasonous!"
"My words, or his actions?" snarled Seth. He drew himself up to the fullness of his considerable height. "Be careful of him, Lord of Baal. Be very careful." Without waiting for a reply, Seth walked away into the darkness.

Beginning of audio drama Hunger by Andy Smillie

Men crave food. They crave flesh. They crave power. We are not men.

The Emperor's Angels his Space Marines crave honour. They crave retribution. They crave justice. We are not Angels.

We are the blood sons of Sanguinius. We crave only violence, bloodshed. There is no void in the deep of our souls only the hunger. An insatiable call to slaughter.

From the final data logs of Nassir Amit.
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E taj je dobar :lol: :lol: ... Dugo se nisam ovako nasmejao :twisted:
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...cista istina sve ono gore... :lol:
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Bas neki nervozni nljudi,ovi Ameri. :lol:
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