DA SE MALO NASMEJETE A MOZETE I VI DA DODATE NESTO

Post by **Hypodermic** » Tue Jul 22, 2008 1:11 pm

Shunka wrote:Wow, otkrio si to mesto posle samo 7 godina u toj zgradi...

Ne, nego sam se posle 7 godina setio da ponesem fotoaparat :P Eto, imam suvenir sada da sam tamo nekada bio :D :D

opsidiannight · Post by **opsidiannight** » Tue Jul 22, 2008 1:24 pm

Ko misli da je Boca zagoreo neka digne dva prsta.

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Post by **Dzon Vejn** » Tue Jul 22, 2008 1:31 pm

opsidiannight wrote:Ko misli da je Boca zagoreo neka digne dva prsta.

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ifke · Post by **ifke** » Tue Jul 22, 2008 2:42 pm

Boco pa oni tebe zajebavaju! :D
ps.
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Histericni Istoricar · Tue Jul 22, 2008 2:46 pm

Ivane sram te bilo zezas Bocu!
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Post by **Hypodermic** » Tue Jul 22, 2008 7:52 pm

opsidiannight wrote:Ko misli da je Boca zagoreo neka digne dva prsta.

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orome pancevo · Post by **orome pancevo** » Tue Jul 22, 2008 8:05 pm

Hypodermic wrote:
opsidiannight wrote:Ko misli da je Boca zagoreo neka digne dva prsta.

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Ako ne mozes da ih pobedis,pridruzi im se.

ZergLord · Post by **ZergLord** » Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:33 pm

Hypodermic wrote:
opsidiannight wrote:Ko misli da je Boca zagoreo neka digne dva prsta.

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Podsetio si me na ovo, od 1:02:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2J9Vpqly ... re=related

jinnfromthelamp · Post by **jinnfromthelamp** » Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:57 pm

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Mind Uploader · Post by **Mind Uploader** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:54 am

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edit: sto mu gromova

Aman · Post by **Aman** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:49 pm

Post by **Dzon Vejn** » Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:42 am

Pendargon · Post by **Pendargon** » Fri Jul 25, 2008 9:06 am

Bog... licno... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

ZergLord · Post by **ZergLord** » Fri Jul 25, 2008 6:20 pm

Roderick · Post by **Roderick** » Tue Jul 29, 2008 3:14 pm

http://512kb.net/flash5.htm

Ludilo.

sto mu gromova · Post by **sto mu gromova** » Tue Jul 29, 2008 10:33 pm

slayer king · Post by **slayer king** » Wed Jul 30, 2008 11:13 am

Post by **Hypodermic** » Wed Jul 30, 2008 12:05 pm

8O
Rastko, gde ga iskopa... Ne zna covek da li da se smeje ili da place.

ZergLord · Post by **ZergLord** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 8:33 am

Gorbash · Post by **Gorbash** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 11:04 am

Post by **bojan** » Fri Aug 08, 2008 4:43 pm

Ne zovite hitnu pomoc.
Mozda kombi ne upali iz prve.

kgkid · Post by **kgkid** » Fri Aug 08, 2008 6:04 pm

doktor gura...
vozac gura...
jel' ono trece pacijent?

Post by **lord warrior** » Fri Aug 08, 2008 11:26 pm

Ваистину Фхтагн!

Post by **Hypodermic** » Sat Aug 09, 2008 12:16 pm

Ne zanma da li bi ovo trebalo da ide u ctulu ftang sekciju ili ovde, ali definitivno MORA da se vidi :D

PeraNekron · Post by **PeraNekron** » Sat Aug 09, 2008 1:11 pm

Tooo lave!

Ovo me podseca na jednu epizodu Alana Forda "ZOO simfonija" :lol: :lol:

kgkid · Post by **kgkid** » Sat Aug 09, 2008 1:36 pm

28 mrtvih, 14 tesko povredjenih. 8O

ovo nije smesno... ovo je strasno...

i ovo je odobrila vlada, pod uslovom da dobiju pola para i TV prenose? :x

Post by **bojan** » Sat Aug 09, 2008 1:57 pm

kgkid wrote:...ovo nije smesno... ovo je strasno...

Niko ih nije tukao pod usima da se zezaju sa lavom.
Kolektivni IQ covecanstva je porastao.
Sto rece papagaj iz vica "Sto se kurcis kada ne znas da letis"

i ovo je odobrila vlada, pod uslovom da dobiju pola para i TV prenose? :x

Sto da ne?

Post by **lord warrior** » Sat Aug 09, 2008 2:05 pm

Hypodermic wrote:...ctulu ftang...

Post by **Dzon Vejn** » Sat Aug 09, 2008 2:21 pm

Lava iz Bocinog posta vidim 2. put.

1. put je to ovako izgledalo: privukao me je naslov vesti, naravno. Otvorio sam stranicu. Video onog lava i bio u fazonu: "E, ma necu ovo da citam, znam da ima neki catch sigurno. U guzvi sam bolje da radim". Ugasio stranicu. :lol:

Sad kad sam video opet ovde reko': "Ma daj da vidim o cemu se tu radi". 8O

Ko, jel' ja? · Post by **Ko, jel' ja?** » Sat Aug 09, 2008 3:25 pm

To Boco. Vristao sam od smeha :lol:

Post by **Dzon Vejn** » Sat Aug 09, 2008 4:01 pm

ZergLord · Post by **ZergLord** » Sun Aug 10, 2008 4:01 pm

Evo jedne price sa Call of Cthulhu sessiona:

(This is more of an anecdote. It didn't happen in my group, but one of my players swears blind he witnessed it. It's gone down into legend with some people I know.)

Investigators faced with bunch of deep ones...

Investigators panic. One guy says, I impersonate the Great Cthulhu.

You what? says the Keeper. I impersonate Mighty Cthulhu, he says.

Keeper, tongue in cheek, says OK. You have an 01% chance.

Investigator rolls, gets an 01. Deep Ones fall to floor, other investigators roll for 1D10/1D100 SAN loss. One investigator permanently insane, but hey, the rest get out alive.

Apparently the guy wrote it on his sheet as a skill, ticked the box, ended up with 5%, used it a again a couple times (why the keeper let him do this, I have no idea), and frankly there's a guy out there with Impersonate Great Cthulhu 18% written on his character sheet.

Edit:
Evo jos jednog:

A couple of months ago I was a first-time CoC keeper, and my group were first time players. I was running the haunted theatre scenario from the D20 sourcebook. Conversation went something like this:

Me: "Dave -- about this item on your inventory list."
Dave: "The solid silver dildo?"
Me: "...yeah. Are you sure you want to spend inventory points on a DILDO?"
Dave: "Who wouldn't?"
Me: "...you can't afford a silver dildo."
Dave: "How about a silver plated one?"

-- Later --

Dave: "I shove the dildo in the skull's eye socket."
Me: "Nothing happens."
Dave: "I shove the dildo in the skull's other eye socket."
Me: "Nothing happens."
Dave: "I shove the dildo in the skull's mouth."
Me: "Aside from the keeper losing a couple of SAN points, nothing happens."
Dave: "Am I getting excited, at least?"
Keith: "If Dave's getting excited, I shoot him."

-- Later still --

Me "Suddenly a byakhee swoops down, grabs Dave's dildo and flies off with it before anyone can react. It vanishes completely over the horizon and is NEVER SEEN AGAIN."
Dave: "It got my dildo?"
Me: "Yes."
Dave: "I had that in my pants, you know."
Me: "Yes."
Dave: "Are you saying the byakhee reached down my pants?"
Me: "Uh... yes."
Dave: "Did I like it?"

Gorbash · Post by **Gorbash** » Sun Aug 10, 2008 4:31 pm

Dzon Vejn wrote:Lava iz Bocinog posta vidim 2. put.

1. put je to ovako izgledalo: privukao me je naslov vesti, naravno. Otvorio sam stranicu. Video onog lava i bio u fazonu: "E, ma necu ovo da citam, znam da ima neki catch sigurno. U guzvi sam bolje da radim". Ugasio stranicu. :lol:

Sad kad sam video opet ovde reko': "Ma daj da vidim o cemu se tu radi". 8O

Catch je da je fake...

Post by **Dzon Vejn** » Sun Aug 10, 2008 5:22 pm

Nekako sam znao...

kgkid · Post by **kgkid** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 7:53 am

fake ili ne, nebitno je...

smeh, LOL i slicno na racun nas koji nasednemo na lazne vesti je sasvim OK.

sa druge strane, naci da je zanimljivo to sto maltretiraju zivotinju, te sto je 28 ljudi umrlo, a 14 tesko povredjeno, nije bas normalno. :? cak ni egzistencija Modget fighting League nije bas sasvim "u vinkli". :?

predlozio bih onima kojima su scene prekomernog nasilja nad zivotinjama i ljudima smesne do suza malo razgovora sa predsednicom Skupstine u trenucima pauze izmedju sednica (sredom u KC Kragujevac).

Aman · Post by **Aman** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 8:47 am

u ovim groznim danima vrucine, nemam odmor ove godine i jedini nacin da se malo ohladim je da gledam slicice mora i plaza po svetu, i gledam ti tako slicice mora i plaza na nekoj grupi na fbooku i svremena na vreme sevne slicica neke cice ili nekog lika ali prevashodno slike gde je ko bio i tome sl... i ja tako klikcem i u trenutku ulazi mi koleginica u kanc i kao pozajmi mi punjac ja kazem ok, sagnem se i dam joj i vidim malo je zbunjena... sad reko ma sve ok, i okrenem glavu ka kompu a ono slika nekog nabucanog golisavog decka... i pomislim, e u qurac... ode moja karijera

Post by **bojan** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 1:19 pm

Bebop poceo da radi u Direkciji za puteve.
Posledice:

Post by **Hypodermic** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 1:52 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

ifke · Post by **ifke** » Thu Aug 14, 2008 5:30 pm

Definicije za 'internet' na urbandictionary.com:

1. A vast array of pornography and advertisements.

2. A vast tundra of knowledge, now corrupted and slowly imploding on itself. Those caught on the outskirts enter a void of stupidity and insecurity. Eventually, it will completely cave in on itself, and then explode with such force, we will all be sent to an information oblivion. Random bits of intelligence will float amongst vast oceans of idiocy, and all of man kind will commit suicide in a futile effort to repent for creating such a weapon of mass destruction. God will not accept their sacrifice, and everyone will go to hell, where Satan will get pissed off at the extreme overpopulation of his facilities, and send everyone to someplace copletely unihabitable, like Utah.

Ne znam koja je bolja, majke mi.

milos · Post by **milos** » Thu Aug 14, 2008 6:01 pm

HAHAHA

Genijalno.