Da se malo nasmejete, a možete i vi da dodate nešto: part 2: Tema za postovanje slika medveda

Post by **lord warrior** » Tue Jul 31, 2012 10:30 am

Dead obese woman had so much body fat she set the building on fire during her cremation

PeraNekron · Post by **PeraNekron** » Mon Aug 06, 2012 4:49 pm

PeraNekron · Post by **PeraNekron** » Sat Aug 18, 2012 11:33 pm

Badgerman strikes again!

Dr. Nick Riviera MD · Mon Aug 20, 2012 10:22 am

lord warrior wrote:Dead obese woman had so much body fat she set the building on fire during her cremation

Meni zao vatrogasaca sta su sve morali da prezive

Aman · Post by **Aman** » Mon Aug 20, 2012 10:50 am

evo sad uocih da tacno pre 10 godina i cetri meseca i dva dana napunih 10 godina cetri meseca i dva dana na ovom forumu...

a niko da mi cestita...

Post by **Hypodermic** » Fri Aug 24, 2012 1:10 am

http://pretraga2.apr.gov.rs/EnterpriseP ... CB47CFF97A

Obratite paznju na ime firme...

Aman · Post by **Aman** » Fri Aug 24, 2012 12:27 pm

Hypodermic wrote:http://pretraga2.apr.gov.rs/EnterpriseP ... CB47CFF97A

Obratite paznju na ime firme...

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Post by **Megabaja** » Fri Aug 24, 2012 8:02 pm

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Millenium · Post by **Millenium** » Mon Sep 03, 2012 11:13 pm

http://www.solomonstarnews.com/viewpoin ... lphin-cult

Dear Editor - Please allow me a space in your paper to briefly respond to Mr. Joseph Waita Ta’af ‘s letter printed on your paper issue No. 4265 dated Thursday 17 June 2010.
First I like to take this opportunity to give assurance to the ghost who named himself or herself Joseph Waita Ta’af that the MOU Save Dolphin Project between Earth Island Institute, Fanalei and Walande is real and not a Dolphin Cult as you claimed and emphasized in this paper that it was once a fairy and fancy financial story.

Iskusinjo · Post by **Iskusinjo** » Fri Sep 07, 2012 1:13 am

Post by **bojan** » Fri Sep 21, 2012 1:04 am

Jedno na racun 40k i igraca tiranida...

Post by **teclis** » Sun Sep 23, 2012 8:27 pm

A pričaju da je gazda u ulaz stavio PSETA!
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xf0sco_pred-yator_fun

TheMarko · Post by **TheMarko** » Wed Oct 03, 2012 6:07 am

RECEPT ZA PRASE

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Millenium · Post by **Millenium** » Wed Oct 03, 2012 10:20 am

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Post by **teclis** » Wed Oct 03, 2012 10:43 am

TheMarko wrote:RECEPT ZA PRASE

Kupite prase.
Popijte jednu rakiju.
Stavite prase u rernu.
Popijte još dve rakije.
Stavite celzijuse na 375 rerna.
Popijte još 3 rakije čašice.
Uključite rernu.
Rakijte jos 4 čašice.
Prenite okrase.
Rakijte još bocu jednu.
Povi pilo na prase.
Čašite još sipaj rakije jednu.
Pecite rakiju još 4 sata.
Izvadite rernu iz praseta.
Ohladite da se prase sačeka.
Uzmite rakije još bocu jednu.
Isprasite sece.
Stolirajte na servis.
Bogolite se mogu.

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Post by **teclis** » Wed Oct 10, 2012 10:16 am

Došao Ciga kod doktora i žali se na uvo.
Doktor ga pita: "Kakvi su ti simptomi?"
Ciga odgovara: "Simptomi su mi odlični. Najvise mi se sviđa Bart!"

Kirgan · Post by **Kirgan** » Thu Oct 11, 2012 12:06 am

Kako se zove interventna ekipa komunalne policije? Zardinjerija

Brother Coa · Post by **Brother Coa** » Sun Oct 14, 2012 9:12 pm

Bolteri vise nisu Rapid Fire tako da od sada mozete i da assault-ujete sa njima

Post by **Hypodermic** » Sun Oct 14, 2012 9:41 pm

coa... sta bulaznis?

Brother Coa · Post by **Brother Coa** » Sun Oct 14, 2012 11:00 pm

Zbog gramkaticke greske...nije Rapid Fire nego Rapis Fire...
Ispada da Boltgun-i nisu Rapid Fire i da mozes slobodno da ih koristis u assault-u. XD

Post by **Telion** » Mon Oct 15, 2012 12:05 am

Da, samo imbecil bi to mogao da "iskoristi" u svoju korist.. Mislim, bar da pokusa..

PeraNekron · Post by **PeraNekron** » Mon Oct 15, 2012 11:04 am

Ko god da tako rezonuje ...

Post by **Awakened** » Mon Oct 15, 2012 2:33 pm

Vidim da su progutali slovo t

Rover · Post by **Rover** » Tue Oct 16, 2012 8:39 am

to je verovatno boltgun koji koriste slanesovci...

btw to sto nije rapid fire ne znaci da je assault

Brother Coa · Post by **Brother Coa** » Sat Oct 20, 2012 1:51 pm

Predikcije za novi dark Angels codex kada se saznalo da ga Ward pise:

"With powerfists named Darkfists. In fact, everything will now be called a Dark-something.
The Darkwing will be introduced, they're the super-elite Dark Angels inner inner circle that are the REAL first company. They wear jetbike Terminator armour.
They will be seriously underpriced to balance out the Dark Angels lack of Thunderfire cannons.

Azrael's fluff will now include how he personally killed the last three Space Wolves chapter Masters after he flew back in time through the warp through use of his awesome will and psychic talents.

Watchers in the Dark are now rending T6 monstrous creatures. No new model will be released.

and it turns out that Cypher is actually trying to free us all from the Matrix.

Dark blades, Dark missiles, secret darkness, and dark secrets, Dark Claws and Dark Swords and Dark Blades and the Dark Bikes and Dark Rhinos...

Also Dark Angels are the only chapter can field over their number of men in terminator armour.

'Inner Circle', the latest 'Why would you take Vanguard when you can take us?' unit."

Post by **Hypodermic** » Sat Oct 20, 2012 7:47 pm

ti me bas teras da ovo radim...

Hypodermic wrote:coa... sta bulaznis?

Post by **lord warrior** » Sun Oct 21, 2012 7:22 pm

It's funny. But not 'ha-ha' funny. More like 'stab-stab' funny.

Post by **teclis** » Mon Oct 22, 2012 2:17 pm

Post by **Hypodermic** » Mon Oct 22, 2012 10:25 pm

mehanizovali su se u zadnje vreme...

PeraNekron · Post by **PeraNekron** » Thu Oct 25, 2012 2:02 pm

Post by **Hypodermic** » Thu Oct 25, 2012 7:11 pm

Post by **Mrzimsvee** » Thu Oct 25, 2012 7:42 pm

I jel si se javio na oglas?

Post by **bojan** » Thu Oct 25, 2012 8:27 pm

Je****, 16 tona zemlje...

Post by **Hypodermic** » Thu Oct 25, 2012 9:31 pm

Mrzimsvee wrote:I jel si se javio na oglas?

rekli su mi da nisam jos za klanje i da nema potrebe tesiti me :oops: :oops:

Aman · Post by **Aman** » Fri Oct 26, 2012 8:31 am

Hypodermic wrote:
Mrzimsvee wrote:I jel si se javio na oglas?
rekli su mi da nisam jos za klanje i da nema potrebe tesiti me :oops: :oops:

pitanje je sta si ti trazio na hrvatskim oglasima u 8 i 30 ujutro gledajuci oglase gde tjese svinje...

Post by **bojan** » Fri Oct 26, 2012 2:06 pm

Obrisan post - Molim vas da ubuduce ne stavljate direktne linkove ka raznim porno sajtovima.

Millenium · Post by **Millenium** » Fri Oct 26, 2012 5:20 pm

Books, photographs, magazines, art, or music designed to excite sexual impulses and considered by public authorities or public opinion as in violation of accepted standards of sexual morality. American courts have not yet settled on a satisfactory definition of what constitutes pornographic material. The American Heritage® New Dictionary of Cultural Literacy, Third Edition
No dobro mozda sam ja suvise napredan

Verterdegete · Post by **Verterdegete** » Fri Oct 26, 2012 6:18 pm

Eksplicitno prikazivanje seksualnog akta bilo koje vrste, ili seksualnog organa koje nema edukativne, naucne, umetnicke ili slicne ciljeve.

KZ Republike Srbije

Post by **bojan** » Fri Oct 26, 2012 6:19 pm

Pravna regulativa ne spada pod humor.

Post by **Hypodermic** » Thu Nov 01, 2012 1:42 am