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Na današnji dan, pre rođenja Broja 1, na našoj maloj, krajnje nebitnoj, mada krajnje egocentričnoj i samoljubivoj planeti, pojavio se ON. Ne, nije bog, već neko mnogo stariji. Pogađate o kome je reč. O tvorcu igračkog (ne iračkog) odabranog naroda u Srbiji. U svojoj skromnosti, ON tvrdi da je rođen pre tričavih 39 godina, mada Njegov narod zna da ON to govori jer nije gord. To je naš St. Starac, u Svom narodu poznat i pod svetovnim imenom Oliver. Njegova čuda su nebrojena i nadaleko čuvena. Bretonce sa sve konjima, Imperijalce sa tenkovima i topovima, Patuljke sa čekićima i sekirama, Orkove i Gobline sa čukama i kočijama, Vilenjake sa lukovima i strelama, Lizardmene sa palacavim jezicima i debelim kožama, Haotike vatrenih pogleda, Demone u plavoj i roze varijanti, Neupokojene faraone i plemenite Vampire i sve druge, pravio je On ni iz čega. Mi obični smrtnici smo svojim nesavršenim zemaljskim vidom konstatovali da se čudo dešava uz pomoć "džezva" magije. I to je preveliko znanje bilo i ostalo za nas. Niko do danas tu magiju nije savladao. Jer je to monog više od magije. Ko je pokušao, netragom je nestao. Njegovi učenici, savladali su mnogo jednostaviniju i za ljude shvatljiviju nauku: farbanje. I tako treba i da ostane. Proklet je onaj ko se bez Njegovog blagoslova bavi "džezva" magijom.
U to ime, moja malenkost, prah u svemiru kaže: Živeo nam St. Starac večno i srećan mu rođendan!!! Amin.
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Oeeee!Srecan rodjendan! \:D/ :applause: :D
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Srecan Rodjendan, Oli!!! :-D
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srecan rodjendan. :applause:
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Srecan rodjendan!!! :applause: \:D/
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O kakav tekst. Bravo.

Ziveo nam starac jos bar sto godina... Srecan rodjendan...
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srecan rodj, you rock \:D/ :applause: :applause: :applause:
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Srećan rođendan i živeo nam do kraja sveta \:D/
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Срекен ти рожденден, младо момче убаво.
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ciko, srecan rodjendan :wink:
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Srecan rodjendan i sve sto ide uz to.
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Живео Св. Старац ;)
kuliraj dete, zivot je pred tobom.
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Srecan rodjendan Starice!
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Srecan rodjendan Olio!!!
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Srecan rodjendan prvi sefe :D
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Srecan rodjendan i sve najbolje matori! :)
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Srecan rodjendan Olivere!
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srecan rodjendan! :D :D :D
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Srecan rodjendan :applause: :applause: :applause:
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Srecan rodjendan!
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Mladac srecan rodjos :twisted:
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Srecan rodjendan Starce :applause:
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Evo i ja se zdusno pridruzujem cestitkama :applause:
Matori da si mi ziv i zdrav,SRECAN RODJENDAN!
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Srecan rodjendan Starcu zele clanovi Kluba Grifon sa pesmom:

:-({|= Daj da pijemo do zore :-({|=
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Sa malim zakasnjenjem,

SRECAN RODJENDAN, STARCE.
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