Klub Zmaj

Neko je jednom kazao:

"Radi kao da ti novac nije potreban.
Voli kao da ti niko nikad nije naneo bol.
Plesi kao da te niko ne gleda.
Pevaj kao da te niko ne cuje.
Zivi kao da je Raj na Zemlji."

Simpaticno je... malo nadahnjujuce : ), ako i vi imate neke umotvorine, dajte da se malo produhovimo...

Pravio zec kolica od zice. Pa mu nestalo zice, te on ode kod gustera da pozajmi malo. A guster ku*va pa ne da.
Potom on ode kod gusterice, a gusterica mu da drage volje.
Poruka: nije uvek ku*va ko ne da.

- Rastko Ciric, Izbezumljene basne

Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles.
~George Jean Nathan

PATRIOTISM, n. Combustible rubbish read to the torch of any one ambitious to illuminate his name.
~Ambrose Bierce; The Devil's Dictionary

Nobody can be so amusingly arrogant as a young man who has just discovered an old idea and thinks it his own.
~Sydney Harris

An Irishman is never drunk so long as he can hold on to a blade of grass and not fall off the face of the Earth.
~an Irish proverb

God invented alcohole so that the Irish wouldn't conquer the world.
~another Irish proverb

Srecan covek je onaj koji je zadovoljan sa onim sto ima. Zato gledaj da steknes mnogo.
~Hogar Strasni

Reci nesto mudro i ime ce ti ziveti zauvek.
~nepoznat autor

Ignorance is bliss.
~ cypher, matrix

bolje cuti i neka misle da si glup
nego da progovorish i otklonish svaku sumnju

...

Samo su svemir i ljudska glupost neograničeni

...ali za ovo prvo nisam siguran.
~Albert Einstein

Ko je konzervativan sa 20 taj nema srce.
Ko nije konzervativan sa 40 taj nema mozak.


W.S.Čerčil.

Whuse matr black vul... kako se ono kaze preeedee....

:lol:

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
-George Bernard Shaw

Life is too important to be taken seriously.
-Oscar Wilde


We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over.
- Ambrose Bierce

Never forget that only dead fish swim with the stream.
-Malcolm Muggeridge


The lyf so short, the craft so longe to lerne.
-Geoffrey Chaucer

ovo je prevedeno, posto ne znam originalno :oops: . i najkrvolocnija zivotinja moze da pokaze u nekom trenutku trunku milosti. Covek to ne moze, te stoga sigurno nije zivotinja.
- sekspir (cnini mi se)

"It cant rain all the time" - Brandon Lee :The Crow (R.I.P.)

"From all the things i lost,i miss my mind the most..." - Ozzy Osborne

Common sense is not so common. -Voltaire

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. -Mark Twain

Light a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Light a man afire and he's warm for the rest of his life.

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him. -Mark Twain

Изјебаше га у ладну собу.

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"If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent Him."
-Voltaire

Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven."
-John Milton, Paradise Lost

Yesterday we obeyed kings and bent our necks before emperors. But today we kneel only to truth…
-Kahlil Gibran

Не иде се голог дупета међу Турке.

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LJUDI VRELE KRVI I LJUDI HLADNOG SRCA NE MERE SE NA ISTIM TERAZIJAMA!

STARI PIJANAC, VIJETNAMSKI VETERAN - A OD KOGA JE ON CUO NEMAM POJMA

jel može netko napisai na latinskom pismu ovo od srebrnog viteza? ja to ne znam pročitati

lord warrior wrote:"If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent Him."
-Voltaire

Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven."
-John Milton, Paradise Lost

Yesterday we obeyed kings and bent our necks before emperors. But today we kneel only to truth…
-Kahlil Gibran

Neko je opet igrao Deus Ex. :lol:

Ne ide se golog dupeta medju Turke

to pise.

"Irony is the gaiety of reflection and the joy of wisdom."
- Anatole France

"Fools admire, but men of sense approve."
- Alexander Pope, Essay on Criticism

I naravno:

"Claret is the liquor for boys; port, for men; but he who aspires to be a hero must drink brandy. In the first place, brandy is most grateful to the palate; and then brandy will do soonest for a man what drinking can do for him. There are, indeed, few who are able to drink brandy. That is a power rather to be wished for than attained."
- Samuel Johnson

Za dobru svinju nema losih pomija....

Cilj opravdava sredstva

The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her, if she is pretty, and to someone else, if she is plain.
Oscar Wilde (Earnest)


He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.
Dr. Johnson


He who hurries through life, hurries to his grave.
George R.R. Martin

Misljenje je kao dupe... svako ima svoje...

Ko drugome jamu kopa, dve srece grabi.
Ko rano rani, sam u nju upada.

Ko pre djevojci sam u nju upada.
Ko drugome jamu kopa, fizicki je radnik :P

Gassalasca Jape wrote:Neko je opet igrao Deus Ex. :lol:

Aha 8)


If at great things thou would'st arrive,
Get riches first, get wealth, and treasure heap,
Not difficult, if thou hearken to me;
Riches are mine, fortune is in my hand,
They whom I favor thrive in wealth amain,
While virtue, valor, wisdom, sit in want.
- John Milton, Paradise Regained (bk. II, l. 426)

Sank je covekov najveci prijatelj- na njega uvek mozes da se oslonis.

novot wrote:Sank je covekov najveci prijatelj- na njega uvek mozes da se oslonis.

Ovo mora da su ili Musa ili Nemanja smislili, priznaj :P ....

Alfa wrote: Gassalasca Jape wrote:
Neko je opet igrao Deus Ex.

Aha

A ti vidim opet igras tamo neke igre, a na EVE-u te nema ....

Лако је туђим курцем по копривама ударати.

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srebrni vitez wrote:Лако је туђим курцем по копривама ударати.

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O, Turcine, crven bane :lol: :lol: :lol:

srebrni vitez wrote:Лако је туђим курцем по копривама ударати.

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ZApravo kraj je "... gloginje mlatiti!"

Pen,is: Tool to convert virgins and lesbians into useful community products :D
- Urban Dictionary

If you always worry about the past it's your loss because you won't be able to enjoy the present. - Eikichi Onizuka

Dzon Vejn wrote: A ti vidim opet igras tamo neke igre, a na EVE-u te nema :evil: ....

Fakultet i putovanja...

Nemoj samo da ja krenem sa narodnim umotvorinama pozelecete da promenite narod.....

nece grom u koprive ! 8O ! <--- odakle je ovo? jel grom udara u koprive ili ne nikad nisam shvatio...

rad je stvorio coveka a AK47 mu je omogucio da zivi...

"Suck my dick. "
-Ron Jeremy

Lako je iz punog dupeta prdeti.

Aman wrote:Neko je jednom kazao:

"Radi kao da ti novac nije potreban.
Voli kao da ti niko nikad nije naneo bol.
Plesi kao da te niko ne gleda.
Pevaj kao da te niko ne cuje.
Zivi kao da je Raj na Zemlji."

Simpaticno je... malo nadahnjujuce : ), ako i vi imate neke umotvorine, dajte da se malo produhovimo...

Mnogo mi se ova dopada, citao sam to na engleskom i mislim da je cool.

Radili smo usput ja i jedan radnik i malo pricamo ο исхрани и он ми рече за количину хране пословицу, каже:

Доручак поједи сам,
ручак подјели са пријатељем,
а вечеру дај непријатељима.

Тако да ето пошто сам ја набацио стомак малко изгледа да ћуморати да прескачем оброке али ми се чини да је ово баш логично мало умјереније или чак потпуна апстиненција.