Tastatura VS kauboj

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Tastatura VS kauboj

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Kupih ja tako novi komp pre par nedelja, i cim sam video tastaturu, odmah sam znao da je samo pitanje vremena kada ce mi sleep dugme zasmetati...

No, dobro, racunam ja - ma bice sve ok. I bi sve ok... prvih par dana.

A onda pre par dana, radim devojci seminarski, i na pola (nakon vise sati bez pritiska na dugme save, naravno), omakne mi se prst i pritisnem sleep dugme, koje se nalazi odmah iznad dugmica za gore, dole, levo, desno.

Oladio sam se bio... jer je naravno bilo radjeno "za sutra ujtru". Prvo, od sleep-a nema ni g, naravno. Upade mi kompjuter u neki bog zna koji mod, pa onda kad sam bilo sta pritisnuo, on je to doziveo kao nepropisno gasenje, pa dok sam prosao proceduru da ga ponovo podignem u normal modu.....a u glavi samo jedno pitanje: da li je ukljucen autosave?

Ok, uspem ja da ga pokrenem, otvaram word, i srecom dobijem poruku: "ej kretenu, jos nisi iscupao sleep dugme, ali evo, ja brinem za tebe, ove dokumente nisi snimio, a nisi ni propisno zatvorio, jer hoces da ih otvorim?"

"Jok i necu, mislim se :D"

Ok prezivim taj dan....

Danas, pustim instalaciju neke igre, otvorim 20 prozora u Mozili, razna jos neka cuda otvorena, i umesto dugmeta na gore, opet mi se omakne prst - opet ista prica.

Momentalno sam skocio sa stolice i uzeo GW alatku za modeliranje (nazalost to mi je bio najblizi tanki metalni predmet :( ), da iscupam to prokleto dugme. I zamalo ostao bez iste 8O 8O 8O ... Uspeo sam da iskrivim vrh, sto me je dodatno iznerviralo, te sam turio onu drugu stranu... i uspeo i nju da iskrivim 8O 8O 8O .

Mogu samo da kazem ono sto je burazeru rekao ciga koji prodaje kofere na buvljaku, na komentar "ne, ne treba mi plasticni kofer, treba mi nesto izdrzljivo, unutra su osetljive stvari":

"Ali gospodine!? To je kuvana plastika?! To je prakticno neunistivo :D :D :D"

Elem u glavi mi je ostao veliki znak :?: - kako je moguce da je kineska plastika (doduse, ne znam da li je kuvana, pecena, dinstana, ili nesto deseto :D) tvrdja od metala :D.

Kad sam se malo smirio, procesljao sam power settinge i iskljucio sve vidove sleep modova i sada sve radi besprekorno... osim moje GW alatke za vajanje :evil:

Posto sam pre toga "purifikovao" 2 tastature iz slicnog razloga, mogu da kazem samo da je rezultat:

Tastatura 1 - 2 kauboj :?

Mada ne znam da li se go kroz piske vazi 2 :?
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I must appologize for the explosion that blew off the door of The Chamber Unbreachable, but the simultaneous emergence of seventeen demons from the book spine, caused the spiritual detonation in the soul stoned air of the room.
The whole enterprise was an experience most horrendeous. None but I could have endured it. I was almost damned twice. Even now my soul is twisted to a cork screw.
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Re: Tastatura VS kauboj

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To je kinesko indijanska tastatura, koja ti se sveti za sve ubijene zemljake.
Btw, prva stvar koju uradiš je da odštikliraš ta sranja u power settings.
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Ma tastatura je cistokrvno Kineska... dva puta sam proveravao da nema negde sitnim slovima nesto o indijancima, ili slika neki simbol koji bi podsecao na Pokahontas... mislim da mi je od starta bilo sumnjivo sto nije "crvene boje, nacelnika Nisa" :D

Jos ne mogu da shvatim koji su me demoni warpa naterali da ne diram power settinge... sad sam sve lepo podesio na opcije:
"Do you want t..."
"No!"
"And do you..."
"No!"
"Do you..."
"No!"
"Do..."
"No!"
"D..."
"No!"
"But..."
"No butts!" :D
That was a hazardous consultation of the Libre Mortis my Lord. An ordeal of high and low doom. The moment I approached the book, it bit me most ferociously.
I must appologize for the explosion that blew off the door of The Chamber Unbreachable, but the simultaneous emergence of seventeen demons from the book spine, caused the spiritual detonation in the soul stoned air of the room.
The whole enterprise was an experience most horrendeous. None but I could have endured it. I was almost damned twice. Even now my soul is twisted to a cork screw.
I suggest you keep the state of your soul to yourself, and inform us, instead, what you have gleamed from the Grimoire.

Hatred and prejudice will never be eradicated. And witch hunts will never be about witches. To have a scapegoat - that's the key. Humans always fear the alien, the odd. Once the mages had left Novigrad, folk turned their anger against the other races... and, as they have for ages, branded their neighbors their greatest foes.

And 'cause I was gazillionaire and I liked doing it so much, I cut that grass for free.

Glory to Arstotzka!
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e iz slicnog razloga sam ja ISCUPAO levo windows dugme na kompu. znas ono izmedju ctrla i alta, i sad sam srecniji covek.
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Zar nije bilo jednostavjie da ga isključiš???
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Ako jednostavno "iskljucis" dugme, uskracujes sebe za onaj osecaj fizicke nadmoci nad glupom masinom (verovatno nesto sto nam je ostalo od neandertalaca). A i kakav bi to Srbin bio koji resava probleme bez prolivene krvi (plastike)
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Aaaa Suticu, ne beri brigu i to dugme mi je bilo iscupano na jednoj od tastatura :D.

Doduse na ovoj nisam vadio, posto windows+D koristim bas dosta cesto kada se ne bavim igricama.

Jednostavnije jeste bilo da ga iskljucim (sto sam na kraju i uradio, kada me je masina pobedila :oops: ), ali u tom trenutku mislim da nisam odgovarao za svoje postupke :D.
That was a hazardous consultation of the Libre Mortis my Lord. An ordeal of high and low doom. The moment I approached the book, it bit me most ferociously.
I must appologize for the explosion that blew off the door of The Chamber Unbreachable, but the simultaneous emergence of seventeen demons from the book spine, caused the spiritual detonation in the soul stoned air of the room.
The whole enterprise was an experience most horrendeous. None but I could have endured it. I was almost damned twice. Even now my soul is twisted to a cork screw.
I suggest you keep the state of your soul to yourself, and inform us, instead, what you have gleamed from the Grimoire.

Hatred and prejudice will never be eradicated. And witch hunts will never be about witches. To have a scapegoat - that's the key. Humans always fear the alien, the odd. Once the mages had left Novigrad, folk turned their anger against the other races... and, as they have for ages, branded their neighbors their greatest foes.

And 'cause I was gazillionaire and I liked doing it so much, I cut that grass for free.

Glory to Arstotzka!
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Zar nije bilo jednostavjie da ga isključiš???
kako mislis jednostavnije?
uzeo sam noz, posto sam nesto jeo u skoroj proslosti, i metodom poluge, za manje od sekunde pracnuo sam dugme u vazduh... i gotovo.
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Metoda poluge je savrseno radila na svim ostalim dugmicima na koje sam do sada nailazio... nazalost (po GW alatku) ne i na ovo dugme :(

Mislim da mu je ugradjeno prosireno dno, bas da ne bi moglo da se izvadi :evil: (izgleda da je jos ljudi imalo slican problem i slicne ideje kako da rese problem :D)
That was a hazardous consultation of the Libre Mortis my Lord. An ordeal of high and low doom. The moment I approached the book, it bit me most ferociously.
I must appologize for the explosion that blew off the door of The Chamber Unbreachable, but the simultaneous emergence of seventeen demons from the book spine, caused the spiritual detonation in the soul stoned air of the room.
The whole enterprise was an experience most horrendeous. None but I could have endured it. I was almost damned twice. Even now my soul is twisted to a cork screw.
I suggest you keep the state of your soul to yourself, and inform us, instead, what you have gleamed from the Grimoire.

Hatred and prejudice will never be eradicated. And witch hunts will never be about witches. To have a scapegoat - that's the key. Humans always fear the alien, the odd. Once the mages had left Novigrad, folk turned their anger against the other races... and, as they have for ages, branded their neighbors their greatest foes.

And 'cause I was gazillionaire and I liked doing it so much, I cut that grass for free.

Glory to Arstotzka!
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Kupis lepo IBM Model M - nit' ima windows taster, nit' ima sleep i slicne kurcobolcije.
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