DA SE MALO NASMEJETE A MOZETE I VI DA DODATE NESTO
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Ja se bojim da propustam da vidim sta je ovde smesno?valhalla wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13mFzPf9m4Q
I must appologize for the explosion that blew off the door of The Chamber Unbreachable, but the simultaneous emergence of seventeen demons from the book spine, caused the spiritual detonation in the soul stoned air of the room.
The whole enterprise was an experience most horrendeous. None but I could have endured it. I was almost damned twice. Even now my soul is twisted to a cork screw.
I suggest you keep the state of your soul to yourself, and inform us, instead, what you have gleamed from the Grimoire.
Hatred and prejudice will never be eradicated. And witch hunts will never be about witches. To have a scapegoat - that's the key. Humans always fear the alien, the odd. Once the mages had left Novigrad, folk turned their anger against the other races... and, as they have for ages, branded their neighbors their greatest foes.
And 'cause I was gazillionaire and I liked doing it so much, I cut that grass for free.
Glory to Arstotzka!
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ZergLord wrote:http://1d4chan.org/stuff/Codex_-_ANGRY_MARINES.pdf
Hocu da igram protiv ovih. :D :D :D
Ok, shvatam da je ovo (pomalo) smesno... ali realno ne bi hteo da igras protiv ovih, sklonili bi te sa stola do kruga 3. lik je uzeo normalne marince i naduvao ih 300 %, i dodao im sve +1000 i opravdao to time da su "angry". Pritom, cak se nije potrudio ni da im da neko negativno (albeit smesno) pravilo zato sto su "angry". Thumbs down. Vise su mi se svidjali shield marinci....






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I must appologize for the explosion that blew off the door of The Chamber Unbreachable, but the simultaneous emergence of seventeen demons from the book spine, caused the spiritual detonation in the soul stoned air of the room.
The whole enterprise was an experience most horrendeous. None but I could have endured it. I was almost damned twice. Even now my soul is twisted to a cork screw.
I suggest you keep the state of your soul to yourself, and inform us, instead, what you have gleamed from the Grimoire.
Hatred and prejudice will never be eradicated. And witch hunts will never be about witches. To have a scapegoat - that's the key. Humans always fear the alien, the odd. Once the mages had left Novigrad, folk turned their anger against the other races... and, as they have for ages, branded their neighbors their greatest foes.
And 'cause I was gazillionaire and I liked doing it so much, I cut that grass for free.
Glory to Arstotzka!
Re: DA SE MALO NASMEJETE A MOZETE I VI DA DODATE NESTO
Prijemni
> iz matematike u buducnosti:
>
> 1) Мали
> Аца има четири грама кокаина.
> Ако 1/8 прода Зеки за 5 евра а 1/4
> Гоксију за 10
> евра, колика је улична вредност
> онога што му остаје?
>
> 2) Бели
> добија 2000 евра за украдени BMW, 1000
> за украдени Голф 5 и још 2500 за
> Ауди
> А8. Ако украде један BMW и 2 Голфа 5,
> колико Аудија треба да мазне да
> би имао
> укупно 9000 евра?
>
> 3) Киза
> је добио 6 година за убиство, а од
> наручиоца је добио 10 000 евра. Ако
> његова
> жена троши 100 евра dnevno, колико
> пара ће му остати кад се изађе из
> ћузе?
>
> Додатно
> питање: Колико времена ће још
> морати да лежи ако убије кучку
> која му је
> потрошила паре?
>
> 4) Шоми
> је украо Ганетов Кавасаки. Док
> Шоми бежи брзином од 100 км на сат,
> Гане вади
> утоку. Ако му треба 7 секунди да
> извади утоку, репетира је и
> испали, колико
> далеко може да стигне Шоне док
> га овај не обори?
>
> 5) Ако
> је укупан просек оцена из хемије
> у једном одељењу 2,00, и ако Ђоле
> звекне
> наставници 3 шамара, за колико ће
> cе повећати просек оцена на
> следећем часу?
> iz matematike u buducnosti:
>
> 1) Мали
> Аца има четири грама кокаина.
> Ако 1/8 прода Зеки за 5 евра а 1/4
> Гоксију за 10
> евра, колика је улична вредност
> онога што му остаје?
>
> 2) Бели
> добија 2000 евра за украдени BMW, 1000
> за украдени Голф 5 и још 2500 за
> Ауди
> А8. Ако украде један BMW и 2 Голфа 5,
> колико Аудија треба да мазне да
> би имао
> укупно 9000 евра?
>
> 3) Киза
> је добио 6 година за убиство, а од
> наручиоца је добио 10 000 евра. Ако
> његова
> жена троши 100 евра dnevno, колико
> пара ће му остати кад се изађе из
> ћузе?
>
> Додатно
> питање: Колико времена ће још
> морати да лежи ако убије кучку
> која му је
> потрошила паре?
>
> 4) Шоми
> је украо Ганетов Кавасаки. Док
> Шоми бежи брзином од 100 км на сат,
> Гане вади
> утоку. Ако му треба 7 секунди да
> извади утоку, репетира је и
> испали, колико
> далеко може да стигне Шоне док
> га овај не обори?
>
> 5) Ако
> је укупан просек оцена из хемије
> у једном одељењу 2,00, и ако Ђоле
> звекне
> наставници 3 шамара, за колико ће
> cе повећати просек оцена на
> следећем часу?
I must appologize for the explosion that blew off the door of The Chamber Unbreachable, but the simultaneous emergence of seventeen demons from the book spine, caused the spiritual detonation in the soul stoned air of the room.
The whole enterprise was an experience most horrendeous. None but I could have endured it. I was almost damned twice. Even now my soul is twisted to a cork screw.
I suggest you keep the state of your soul to yourself, and inform us, instead, what you have gleamed from the Grimoire.
Hatred and prejudice will never be eradicated. And witch hunts will never be about witches. To have a scapegoat - that's the key. Humans always fear the alien, the odd. Once the mages had left Novigrad, folk turned their anger against the other races... and, as they have for ages, branded their neighbors their greatest foes.
And 'cause I was gazillionaire and I liked doing it so much, I cut that grass for free.
Glory to Arstotzka!
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Skrenula mi drugarica paznju na ovaj oglas:
http://www.malioglasi.iz.rs/bbMore/kval ... rmatika-33
http://www.malioglasi.iz.rs/bbMore/kval ... rmatika-33
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Dobro, zasto mi to radis? Taman sam mislio da avatara nikada necu menjati, a sada opet imam dilemu da li ovog lika da ubacim kao novi avatar :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D .lord warrior wrote:Skrenula mi drugarica paznju na ovaj oglas:
http://www.malioglasi.iz.rs/bbMore/kval ... rmatika-33
Lici malo na Silju, zar ne :D ?
I must appologize for the explosion that blew off the door of The Chamber Unbreachable, but the simultaneous emergence of seventeen demons from the book spine, caused the spiritual detonation in the soul stoned air of the room.
The whole enterprise was an experience most horrendeous. None but I could have endured it. I was almost damned twice. Even now my soul is twisted to a cork screw.
I suggest you keep the state of your soul to yourself, and inform us, instead, what you have gleamed from the Grimoire.
Hatred and prejudice will never be eradicated. And witch hunts will never be about witches. To have a scapegoat - that's the key. Humans always fear the alien, the odd. Once the mages had left Novigrad, folk turned their anger against the other races... and, as they have for ages, branded their neighbors their greatest foes.
And 'cause I was gazillionaire and I liked doing it so much, I cut that grass for free.
Glory to Arstotzka!
Re: DA SE MALO NASMEJETE A MOZETE I VI DA DODATE NESTO
to je sin mog razrednog iz tesle. uvek je bio cudan...
Pamti, pa vrati...
Ignorance is bliss.
Cypher, Matrix
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Ignorance is bliss.
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Saethwyr wrote:http://www.dontevenreply.com/
Pravo zlato, boleo me stomak od smejanja...
Pamti, pa vrati...
Ignorance is bliss.
Cypher, Matrix
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Ignorance is bliss.
Cypher, Matrix
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Fenomenalno :D. Onaj sa friziderom je najbolji :D.
I must appologize for the explosion that blew off the door of The Chamber Unbreachable, but the simultaneous emergence of seventeen demons from the book spine, caused the spiritual detonation in the soul stoned air of the room.
The whole enterprise was an experience most horrendeous. None but I could have endured it. I was almost damned twice. Even now my soul is twisted to a cork screw.
I suggest you keep the state of your soul to yourself, and inform us, instead, what you have gleamed from the Grimoire.
Hatred and prejudice will never be eradicated. And witch hunts will never be about witches. To have a scapegoat - that's the key. Humans always fear the alien, the odd. Once the mages had left Novigrad, folk turned their anger against the other races... and, as they have for ages, branded their neighbors their greatest foes.
And 'cause I was gazillionaire and I liked doing it so much, I cut that grass for free.
Glory to Arstotzka!
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Super su al mislim da nisu stvarni vec da su smisljeni.

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Ne mogu da verujem sta vidim... 

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sa sajta:opsidiannight wrote:Super su al mislim da nisu stvarni vec da su smisljeni.
What is this?
This is a collection of e-mails I have sent to people who post classified ads. My goal is to mess with them, confuse them, and/or piss them off. These are the ones that succeeded.
"I like my women like i like my cannons: Big, Loud and full of fire"
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Ja tog coveka znam 8O . Igrali smo cesto basket, svojevremeno, pre nekih 10-11 godina. I tad je bio pomalo cudan. Luka, he,he,helord warrior wrote:Skrenula mi drugarica paznju na ovaj oglas:
http://www.malioglasi.iz.rs/bbMore/kval ... rmatika-33

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pa da, sa Banjice...
Pamti, pa vrati...
Ignorance is bliss.
Cypher, Matrix
Pazi, vidi, kockica ima 6 strana, a terminator gine samo na 1... by Chomie
Ignorance is bliss.
Cypher, Matrix
Pazi, vidi, kockica ima 6 strana, a terminator gine samo na 1... by Chomie
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I sad se ja primim...''A sta fali ljudima sa Banjice'' i te fore.... 


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Sta je on zapravo pokusao da uradi sa oglasom



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Duhovita recenzija Transformers 2
http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/06/bon ... 2_faqs.php
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pa nista. zivi u crvenim soliterima kod bazena... valjda.I sad se ja primim...''A sta fali ljudima sa Banjice'' i te fore...
Pamti, pa vrati...
Ignorance is bliss.
Cypher, Matrix
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Ignorance is bliss.
Cypher, Matrix
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na istom sajtu gde bathory-jev prijatelj iz detinjstva nudi svoje usluge, nadjoh i ovo
http://www.malioglasi.iz.rs/bbMore/prev ... /ostalo-38
da ne bi doslo do editovanja teksta u medjuvremenu evo pastovacu ovde
Opis
Prevođenje svih vrsta tekstova Ensleski - srpski Srpski - engleski Povoljno i profesionalno
http://www.malioglasi.iz.rs/bbMore/prev ... /ostalo-38
da ne bi doslo do editovanja teksta u medjuvremenu evo pastovacu ovde
Opis
Prevođenje svih vrsta tekstova Ensleski - srpski Srpski - engleski Povoljno i profesionalno
"Narod u demokratiji ne može da pogreši. Kakva god da je odluka naroda to je odluka Boga." Vulin.
"Potrebno je da vozilo koje vrši transport ima onu ruku napred, da prebacuje... Imaju proizvođači, ja sad ne znam ko su“ Velja.
„Na Beka su pucali amateri, jednom je čak spala kapuljača“ Nesa.
"Potrebno je da vozilo koje vrši transport ima onu ruku napred, da prebacuje... Imaju proizvođači, ja sad ne znam ko su“ Velja.
„Na Beka su pucali amateri, jednom je čak spala kapuljača“ Nesa.
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za ubuduce - kada se bojite da ce neko modifikovati tekst lepo lupite printskrin i linkujete sliku ovde... lepo kazu ljudi da slika govori vise od hiljadu reci...
Pamti, pa vrati...
Ignorance is bliss.
Cypher, Matrix
Pazi, vidi, kockica ima 6 strana, a terminator gine samo na 1... by Chomie
Ignorance is bliss.
Cypher, Matrix
Pazi, vidi, kockica ima 6 strana, a terminator gine samo na 1... by Chomie
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Napokon mogu da kazem da su stripovi preterali i ne nije montaza :D http://apps.facebook.com/comicbooks/edi ... over-obama
Goal i have no goal Fraulein i just want eternal war "Major Montana Max"
"Après moi, le déluge"
"Après moi, le déluge"
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Zerg, pa zar i tvoja? :D I moja macka u zadnje vreme spava na pravilniku, jbga, hladna povrsina i sl... :D
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To nije moja macka. :PHypodermic wrote:Zerg, pa zar i tvoja? :D I moja macka u zadnje vreme spava na pravilniku, jbga, hladna povrsina i sl... :D
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Sigurno nije ni Bocina. Postavlja se pitanje, čija je to mačka dođavola i sa kojom armijom igra 40K? :D

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Ma opasne su macke one imaju pakleni plan
http://www.myconfinedspace.com/2009/01/ ... ill-you-2/ ali ne bojte se hobisti i za ubilacke macke ima leka! http://mybroadband.co.za/vb/showthread.php?t=107643 uzasno zar ne 


Goal i have no goal Fraulein i just want eternal war "Major Montana Max"
"Après moi, le déluge"
"Après moi, le déluge"
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Moracu moju da uslikam veceras kad zadrema :P :D
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Bleje dva pacova u bioskopu Kozara i jedu filmove te u pauzi sa klopanjem jedan pacov pita drugog koji jos jede
Pacov1 :"sta to jedes?"
Pacov2 :"Gospodar Prstenova"
Pacov1 :"Kakav je ?"
Pacov2(smoreno) :" Knjiga je bolja"
8) 
Pacov1 :"sta to jedes?"
Pacov2 :"Gospodar Prstenova"
Pacov1 :"Kakav je ?"
Pacov2(smoreno) :" Knjiga je bolja"


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