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Zahvaljujem se kolegi na strpljenju da napravi ovo:
TCP/IP - tri crna piva / i pelinkovac
DHCP - dva hladna crna piva
WINS - vina ima, natoci svima
ASP - ajmo svi pit'
SLIP - sad litru i pelinkovac
PPP - pijem pivo popodne
DVD - daj vodu drugima
ISA - idu stari alkosi
GPS - gorki pelinkovac svima
GIS - gorki i stella
ODBC - odnesi dva ballantinesa curama
DNS - daj nam sol-a
ARP - ajmo radije piti
PAP - prekaljeni alkoholicari piju
ADO - alkohol dolazi odmah
.NET - neka etanol tece
IRC - Ipak Rakiju Curama
PHP - Posalji Hladno Pivo
HTTP - Hocu Tamno Toceno Pivo
CGI - Cirkaj Game Ipak
SCSI - Svi Cugamo Sipaj Isto
AGP - Alkohol Gospoda Piju
DDR - Donesi Domacu Rakiju
MIRC - Ma ipak rakiju curama
ICQ - iskljucivo rakiju qpujem
FTP - fermentaciju toplo preporucujem
UTP - uveliko tekilu pijem
DSL - duplu sauzu lemam
AGP - Ajde gruni pivo
URL - Ujutro rešeno lecenje
FTP - Fermentacija tocenog piva
TELNET - Tocena efikasno litra nocu eliminiše tegobe
PERL - Ponesi evo rakije litru
PING - Pivna industrija nikad gora
WWW - Votka vodi vandalizmu
3D - 3 domace
GPRS - Gulimo prvo rakiju subotom
WAP - Veoma alkoholno pice
BMP - Biceš mamuran posle
CNC - Cele Noci Cugam
URL - Unicum Radi Lepo
JS - Jagermajster Sipaj
HTML - Hladan Tuborg Mamurluk Leci
USB - Uspi Strejt Burbon
JPG - Jedno Pivo Gospodjici
DSL - Daj Svima Lozu
P2P - Posalji 2 Piva
CSS - Cugaj Samo Smirnoff
DOS - Daj Opet Smirnoff
CPU - Cirkaj Pivo Uvek
HDD - Hajde Domacu Donesi
ISDN - Isto Samo Duplo Natoci
PDF - Pijemo Do Fajronta
TTF - Toci Tu Finlandiju
UPS - Udri Po Sljivovici
UTF8 - Uspi Tocenih Fostersa 8
WIN XP - Votku Iskljucivo Na EKS Pijem
ZIP - Zenama Ipak Pivo
PPD - Pelinkovac Prvo Donesi
MySQL - Metaxu Jednu Stavi Kocku Leda
ISDN - Idi Sestro Donesi Nikšicko
CABLE - Cevcim Absint Bijuci Ludu Esmeraldu (stanje zvano koma)
T3 - Tuborga Tri
LOL - Laško Olvejz Laško
VoIP - Vinjak odmah ispij pijanduro
TCP/IP - tri crna piva / i pelinkovac
DHCP - dva hladna crna piva
WINS - vina ima, natoci svima
ASP - ajmo svi pit'
SLIP - sad litru i pelinkovac
PPP - pijem pivo popodne
DVD - daj vodu drugima
ISA - idu stari alkosi
GPS - gorki pelinkovac svima
GIS - gorki i stella
ODBC - odnesi dva ballantinesa curama
DNS - daj nam sol-a
ARP - ajmo radije piti
PAP - prekaljeni alkoholicari piju
ADO - alkohol dolazi odmah
.NET - neka etanol tece
IRC - Ipak Rakiju Curama
PHP - Posalji Hladno Pivo
HTTP - Hocu Tamno Toceno Pivo
CGI - Cirkaj Game Ipak
SCSI - Svi Cugamo Sipaj Isto
AGP - Alkohol Gospoda Piju
DDR - Donesi Domacu Rakiju
MIRC - Ma ipak rakiju curama
ICQ - iskljucivo rakiju qpujem
FTP - fermentaciju toplo preporucujem
UTP - uveliko tekilu pijem
DSL - duplu sauzu lemam
AGP - Ajde gruni pivo
URL - Ujutro rešeno lecenje
FTP - Fermentacija tocenog piva
TELNET - Tocena efikasno litra nocu eliminiše tegobe
PERL - Ponesi evo rakije litru
PING - Pivna industrija nikad gora
WWW - Votka vodi vandalizmu
3D - 3 domace
GPRS - Gulimo prvo rakiju subotom
WAP - Veoma alkoholno pice
BMP - Biceš mamuran posle
CNC - Cele Noci Cugam
URL - Unicum Radi Lepo
JS - Jagermajster Sipaj
HTML - Hladan Tuborg Mamurluk Leci
USB - Uspi Strejt Burbon
JPG - Jedno Pivo Gospodjici
DSL - Daj Svima Lozu
P2P - Posalji 2 Piva
CSS - Cugaj Samo Smirnoff
DOS - Daj Opet Smirnoff
CPU - Cirkaj Pivo Uvek
HDD - Hajde Domacu Donesi
ISDN - Isto Samo Duplo Natoci
PDF - Pijemo Do Fajronta
TTF - Toci Tu Finlandiju
UPS - Udri Po Sljivovici
UTF8 - Uspi Tocenih Fostersa 8
WIN XP - Votku Iskljucivo Na EKS Pijem
ZIP - Zenama Ipak Pivo
PPD - Pelinkovac Prvo Donesi
MySQL - Metaxu Jednu Stavi Kocku Leda
ISDN - Idi Sestro Donesi Nikšicko
CABLE - Cevcim Absint Bijuci Ludu Esmeraldu (stanje zvano koma)
T3 - Tuborga Tri
LOL - Laško Olvejz Laško
VoIP - Vinjak odmah ispij pijanduro
Pendargon wrote:...po toj logici, mogao bih da isecem lepih 10 kockastih komada stiropora, na devet zalepim bolter i bolt pistolj, i granate, i mali nozic, jednom zalepim powerfist da viri, a na jednog zakacim lasscannon, i imam savrsenu jedinicu chaos space marinaca....
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AAAaahahahahaahaha do jaja, najgora he stvar kad procitas ovo na predavanju i krenes da vristis i svi te gledaju... hahahahaaKirgan wrote:Zapovednik smene govori pandurima:
- Akcija započinje tačno u 11.48. Za one s digitalnim satovima: to su dva pendreka, naopaka stolica i Sneško Belić.:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
"Auto bez zvuka je kao devojka bez glasa."
"Ne veruj svemu sto mislis."
"Ne veruj svemu sto mislis."
http://www.pointlesssites.com/
Kao sto sam naziv kaze link ka sajtovima koji uopste nemaju poentu...
I jedan od najbeskorisnijih sajtova netu:
http://www.randomcolour.com
Veoma zanimljivo!
Kao sto sam naziv kaze link ka sajtovima koji uopste nemaju poentu...
I jedan od najbeskorisnijih sajtova netu:
http://www.randomcolour.com
Veoma zanimljivo!
So Damnation sucks where Wrath of God blows, but both of them rock
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melekith :To je fora iz Krana,kad zmaj kaze "vidimo se u 11:48,iliti palica,palica,obrnuta stolica,snesko za one sa digitalcem
Ako te vec intersuje to jeste fora sa pandurima s pocetka '80-ih kad su se pojavili prvi digitalci ali verujem da i to znas
Ako te vec intersuje to jeste fora sa pandurima s pocetka '80-ih kad su se pojavili prvi digitalci ali verujem da i to znas
Josef Quartjin (Enemy Within):
"Zbogom Wittgendorf-e na k...c te nabijem" Sommerzeit 13. 2512.
"Zbogom Wittgendorf-e na k...c te nabijem" Sommerzeit 13. 2512.
snake de is ovo izvuko svaka cast 
http://www.zanorg.com/prodperso/jeuxchi ... blejeu.htm
totalno zaludno ali zabavno
inace sto se tice vica slazem se sa kirganovim zadnjim postom...
http://www.zanorg.com/prodperso/jeuxchi ... blejeu.htm
totalno zaludno ali zabavno
inace sto se tice vica slazem se sa kirganovim zadnjim postom...
"I like my women like i like my cannons: Big, Loud and full of fire"
107 Reasons why Beer is Better than Women
1. You can enjoy a beer all month.
2. Beer stains wash out.
3. You don't have to wine and dine a beer.
4. Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car.
5. When beer goes flat you toss it out.
6. Beer is never late.
7. HANGOVERS go away.
8. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
9. Beer labels come off without a fight.
10. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
11. Beer never has a headache.
12. After you have a beer, the bottle is still worth a dime.
13. A beer won't get upset if you come home with beer on your breath.
14. If you pour a beer right, you will always get good head.
15. You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty.
16. A beer ALWAYS goes down easy.
17. You can share a beer with your friends.
18. You always know that you are the first one to pop a beer.
19. A beer is always wet.
20. beer doesn't demand equality.
21. A beer doesn't care when you come.
22. You can have a beer in public.
23. A frigid beer is a good beer.
24. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
25. Beer always comes in multiples of six.
26. Beer doesn't mind being in the "wet spot" that IT left.
27. You can't catch anything but a "buzz" from a beer.
28. After you have a beer, you're committed to nothing other than
dumping the empty bottle.
29. A beer never costs you more than five dollars and never leaves
you thirsty.
30. When your beer is gone, you just pop another.
31. You rarely (if ever) find beer labels on the shower curtain rod.
32. Beer looks the same in the morning.
33. Beer doesn't look you up in a month.
34. Beer doesn't worry about someone walking in.
35. Beer doesn't worry about waking the kids.
36. Beer doesn't get cramps.
37. Beer doesn't have a mother.
38. Beer doesn't have morals.
39. Beer doesn't go crazy once a month.
40. Beer always listens and never argues.
41. Beer labels don't go out of style every year.
42. Beer doesn't whine, it bubbles.
43. Beer doesn't have cold hands/feet.
44. Beer doesn't demand legality.
45. Beer is never overweight.
46. If you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony.
47. Beer won't run off with your credit cards.
48. Beer doesn't have a lawyer.
49. Beer doesn't need much closet space.
50. Beer can't give your herpes or other nasty things.
51. Beer doesn't complain about the way you drive.
52. Beer doesn't mind if you fart or belch.
53. Beer never changes its mind.
54. Beer doesn't tease you or play hard to get.
55. Beer never asks you to change the station.
56. Beer doesn't make you go shopping.
57. Beer doesn't tell you to mow the grass.
58. Beer doesn't mind seeing Chuck Norris and Charles Bronson flicks.
59. Beer is always easy to pick up.
60. Big, fat beers are nice to have.
61. Beer doesn't pout or play games.
62. Beer NEVER says no.
63. Beer is easy to get into.
64. Beer never complains when you take it somewhere.
65. Beer doesn't need to go to the 'powder room' with other beers.
66. Beer doesn't wear a bra.
67. Beer doesn't mind getting dirty.
68. Beer doesn't complain about insensitivity.
69. Beer doesn't use up your toilet paper.
70. Beer doesn't live with its mother.
71. Beer doesn't blow you off.
72. Beer doesn't care if you have no culture or manners.
73. Beer doesn't bitch, yell, or cry.
74. Beer doesn't mind football season.
75. A beer won't make you go to church.
76. A beer is more likely to know how to spell "carburetor" than a woman.
77. A beer doesn't think baseball is stupid simply because the guys spit.
78. A beer doesn't think DOS is pronounced "dose".
79. A beer doesn't give a fuck if you keep a bunch of other beers around.
80. A beer will not insist that those odious Michelin commercials
with babies are "cute".
81. If a beer leaks all over the room, it smells kinda good for a while.
82. A beer will not call you a sexist pig if you say "doberman"
instead of "doberperson".
83. A beer won't get a job as a DJ and play 5 straight hours of
lesbian folk music on your favorite radio station.
84. A beer won't claim that the Three Stooges are shitheads.
85. A beer won't raise a fuss about a little thing like leaving the
toilet seat up.
86. If you mention a "three-hundred-fifty cubic-inch V8" around a beer,
it won't think you're talking about an enormous can of vegetable
juice.
87. A beer won't whine that seatbelts hurt.
88. A beer won't smoke in your car.
89. A beer won't argue that there's no difference between shooting
down an unidentified aircraft in a war zone and blowing a Korean
airliner out of the sky.
90. A beer will never buy a car with automatic transmission.
91. A beer will actually *support* belching and farting and share
your enthusiasm for getting them included as demonstration
sports in the 1996 Olympic Games in Atlanta.
92. A beer is always ready to leave on time.
93. A beer never fishes for compliments.
94. Some beers (e.g. St. Pauli Girl) have fabulous tits.
95. Beer tastes *good*.
96. If you take a beer outta the fridge just to look at it but then
decide to drink it, the beer won't accuse you of "date rape".
97. A beer won't raise any objections to an evening of watching
"John Holmes' Greatest Hits" on your VCR.
98. An ice-cold beer will nonetheless let you have your way with it.
99. A beer won't make you pick up some tampons when you go to the
grocery store.
100. A beer won't accuse you of lying when you say you read Penthouse
"just for the articles". (You *are* lying, but the beer won't
accuse you of it).
101. A beer won't worry that you'll go to jail if you videotape a
Giants game without the expressed, written consent of the
National Football League.
102. A beer won't fill up your car with cheesy 85-octane gas with the
excuse: "But I saved a quarter!"
103. A beer will *never* make you go to a Swedish movie.
104. A beer will *never* make you turn off "Fists of Fury Theater" on
channel 5 on Saturday afternoons.
105. A beer won't accuse you of being a sexist pig if you say "Gene
Hackman" instead of "Gene Hackperson".
106. A beer won't make you eat some experimental vegetarian meal that
tastes like STP Oil Treatment.
107. When you're through with a beer, the thought of another beer
doesn't make you ill.
1. You can enjoy a beer all month.
2. Beer stains wash out.
3. You don't have to wine and dine a beer.
4. Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car.
5. When beer goes flat you toss it out.
6. Beer is never late.
7. HANGOVERS go away.
8. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
9. Beer labels come off without a fight.
10. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
11. Beer never has a headache.
12. After you have a beer, the bottle is still worth a dime.
13. A beer won't get upset if you come home with beer on your breath.
14. If you pour a beer right, you will always get good head.
15. You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty.
16. A beer ALWAYS goes down easy.
17. You can share a beer with your friends.
18. You always know that you are the first one to pop a beer.
19. A beer is always wet.
20. beer doesn't demand equality.
21. A beer doesn't care when you come.
22. You can have a beer in public.
23. A frigid beer is a good beer.
24. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
25. Beer always comes in multiples of six.
26. Beer doesn't mind being in the "wet spot" that IT left.
27. You can't catch anything but a "buzz" from a beer.
28. After you have a beer, you're committed to nothing other than
dumping the empty bottle.
29. A beer never costs you more than five dollars and never leaves
you thirsty.
30. When your beer is gone, you just pop another.
31. You rarely (if ever) find beer labels on the shower curtain rod.
32. Beer looks the same in the morning.
33. Beer doesn't look you up in a month.
34. Beer doesn't worry about someone walking in.
35. Beer doesn't worry about waking the kids.
36. Beer doesn't get cramps.
37. Beer doesn't have a mother.
38. Beer doesn't have morals.
39. Beer doesn't go crazy once a month.
40. Beer always listens and never argues.
41. Beer labels don't go out of style every year.
42. Beer doesn't whine, it bubbles.
43. Beer doesn't have cold hands/feet.
44. Beer doesn't demand legality.
45. Beer is never overweight.
46. If you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony.
47. Beer won't run off with your credit cards.
48. Beer doesn't have a lawyer.
49. Beer doesn't need much closet space.
50. Beer can't give your herpes or other nasty things.
51. Beer doesn't complain about the way you drive.
52. Beer doesn't mind if you fart or belch.
53. Beer never changes its mind.
54. Beer doesn't tease you or play hard to get.
55. Beer never asks you to change the station.
56. Beer doesn't make you go shopping.
57. Beer doesn't tell you to mow the grass.
58. Beer doesn't mind seeing Chuck Norris and Charles Bronson flicks.
59. Beer is always easy to pick up.
60. Big, fat beers are nice to have.
61. Beer doesn't pout or play games.
62. Beer NEVER says no.
63. Beer is easy to get into.
64. Beer never complains when you take it somewhere.
65. Beer doesn't need to go to the 'powder room' with other beers.
66. Beer doesn't wear a bra.
67. Beer doesn't mind getting dirty.
68. Beer doesn't complain about insensitivity.
69. Beer doesn't use up your toilet paper.
70. Beer doesn't live with its mother.
71. Beer doesn't blow you off.
72. Beer doesn't care if you have no culture or manners.
73. Beer doesn't bitch, yell, or cry.
74. Beer doesn't mind football season.
75. A beer won't make you go to church.
76. A beer is more likely to know how to spell "carburetor" than a woman.
77. A beer doesn't think baseball is stupid simply because the guys spit.
78. A beer doesn't think DOS is pronounced "dose".
79. A beer doesn't give a fuck if you keep a bunch of other beers around.
80. A beer will not insist that those odious Michelin commercials
with babies are "cute".
81. If a beer leaks all over the room, it smells kinda good for a while.
82. A beer will not call you a sexist pig if you say "doberman"
instead of "doberperson".
83. A beer won't get a job as a DJ and play 5 straight hours of
lesbian folk music on your favorite radio station.
84. A beer won't claim that the Three Stooges are shitheads.
85. A beer won't raise a fuss about a little thing like leaving the
toilet seat up.
86. If you mention a "three-hundred-fifty cubic-inch V8" around a beer,
it won't think you're talking about an enormous can of vegetable
juice.
87. A beer won't whine that seatbelts hurt.
88. A beer won't smoke in your car.
89. A beer won't argue that there's no difference between shooting
down an unidentified aircraft in a war zone and blowing a Korean
airliner out of the sky.
90. A beer will never buy a car with automatic transmission.
91. A beer will actually *support* belching and farting and share
your enthusiasm for getting them included as demonstration
sports in the 1996 Olympic Games in Atlanta.
92. A beer is always ready to leave on time.
93. A beer never fishes for compliments.
94. Some beers (e.g. St. Pauli Girl) have fabulous tits.
95. Beer tastes *good*.
96. If you take a beer outta the fridge just to look at it but then
decide to drink it, the beer won't accuse you of "date rape".
97. A beer won't raise any objections to an evening of watching
"John Holmes' Greatest Hits" on your VCR.
98. An ice-cold beer will nonetheless let you have your way with it.
99. A beer won't make you pick up some tampons when you go to the
grocery store.
100. A beer won't accuse you of lying when you say you read Penthouse
"just for the articles". (You *are* lying, but the beer won't
accuse you of it).
101. A beer won't worry that you'll go to jail if you videotape a
Giants game without the expressed, written consent of the
National Football League.
102. A beer won't fill up your car with cheesy 85-octane gas with the
excuse: "But I saved a quarter!"
103. A beer will *never* make you go to a Swedish movie.
104. A beer will *never* make you turn off "Fists of Fury Theater" on
channel 5 on Saturday afternoons.
105. A beer won't accuse you of being a sexist pig if you say "Gene
Hackman" instead of "Gene Hackperson".
106. A beer won't make you eat some experimental vegetarian meal that
tastes like STP Oil Treatment.
107. When you're through with a beer, the thought of another beer
doesn't make you ill.
So Damnation sucks where Wrath of God blows, but both of them rock
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Pre utakmice sa nasom reprezentacijom razgovaraju fudbaleri Obale Slonovace:
„Vidi kako su se obrukali ovi iz SCG, nema smisla da ih i mi sad napunimo, nego ajde neka igra samo Drogba sam a mi ćemo da odmaramo.”
I tako i bi. Kraj prvog poluvremena SCG-Drogba 0:1. Kraj utakmice - 1:1.
Posle utakmice dolazi Drogba u kafanu gde su mu bili saigrači i kaže :
Drogba : „Izvinite, nisam mogao...”
Saigrači : „Ma daj covece, pa rezultat je super, ipak si igrao sam a njih 11, dobro si izvukao bar nereseno...”
Drogba: „Ma jel to vi mene zayebavate? Pa ja sam iskljucen još u 16.minutu”!
„Vidi kako su se obrukali ovi iz SCG, nema smisla da ih i mi sad napunimo, nego ajde neka igra samo Drogba sam a mi ćemo da odmaramo.”
I tako i bi. Kraj prvog poluvremena SCG-Drogba 0:1. Kraj utakmice - 1:1.
Posle utakmice dolazi Drogba u kafanu gde su mu bili saigrači i kaže :
Drogba : „Izvinite, nisam mogao...”
Saigrači : „Ma daj covece, pa rezultat je super, ipak si igrao sam a njih 11, dobro si izvukao bar nereseno...”
Drogba: „Ma jel to vi mene zayebavate? Pa ja sam iskljucen još u 16.minutu”!
Iz naših novokomponovanih pesama...
- Ružna si ko pas, al' i dalje vrela ljubav veže nas
- Zar si našo ljubav vrelu da mi nudiš u tunelu
- Šta će meni kola i kuća sa spratom kad ja volim jednog sa debelim vratom, pa ga često molim kad radi masažu, uteraj mi, uteraj kola u garažu
- Nekoj drugoj decu pravi, drugoj kidaj san, prevara za tebe je ko dobar dan
- I dont love you, baby, ne volim te više, ako ne znaš šta to znači, u rečniku piše
- Štikle na noge, noge u kola, i tetovaža na leđa gola, ludila puno, malo sramote, volim te, volim, skote živote
- Budi lep, budi jak, za sve druge mrak, nemoj da me brukaš, i kad umrem ti ja, nemoj da kukaš
- Mene cura moli da spavamo goli, a ja neću, bojim se ozepšću
- Skidaj mala farmerice, daće lola para, ako skineš i gaćice, biće i dolara
- Čuvam ovce i sedim u ladu i studiram kome da me dadu, čuvam ovce, sve sam pogubila, idem kući, pa bi se ubila
-Skini ruke s moga tela, vidiš da sam dobila, kad dobijem krv ti pijem, rado bih da te ubijem
-Hej mala, baš si smrad, nećeš da me pogledaš
-Šta će ti hamburger, šta će ti pica, dođi na Manjaču, jebala te ravnica
- Ružna si ko pas, al' i dalje vrela ljubav veže nas
- Zar si našo ljubav vrelu da mi nudiš u tunelu
- Šta će meni kola i kuća sa spratom kad ja volim jednog sa debelim vratom, pa ga često molim kad radi masažu, uteraj mi, uteraj kola u garažu
- Nekoj drugoj decu pravi, drugoj kidaj san, prevara za tebe je ko dobar dan
- I dont love you, baby, ne volim te više, ako ne znaš šta to znači, u rečniku piše
- Štikle na noge, noge u kola, i tetovaža na leđa gola, ludila puno, malo sramote, volim te, volim, skote živote
- Budi lep, budi jak, za sve druge mrak, nemoj da me brukaš, i kad umrem ti ja, nemoj da kukaš
- Mene cura moli da spavamo goli, a ja neću, bojim se ozepšću
- Skidaj mala farmerice, daće lola para, ako skineš i gaćice, biće i dolara
- Čuvam ovce i sedim u ladu i studiram kome da me dadu, čuvam ovce, sve sam pogubila, idem kući, pa bi se ubila
-Skini ruke s moga tela, vidiš da sam dobila, kad dobijem krv ti pijem, rado bih da te ubijem
-Hej mala, baš si smrad, nećeš da me pogledaš
-Šta će ti hamburger, šta će ti pica, dođi na Manjaču, jebala te ravnica
Josef Quartjin (Enemy Within):
"Zbogom Wittgendorf-e na k...c te nabijem" Sommerzeit 13. 2512.
"Zbogom Wittgendorf-e na k...c te nabijem" Sommerzeit 13. 2512.
Nova Baby Baby cudotvorna dijeta!
S godinama ste mozda primetili, kao sto sam i ja, da je vecina
dvogodisnjaka fit. Nakon soljice crne kafe i sargarepe, sinulo mi je da
je to mozda zbog njihove prehrane. Nije skupa, nudi raznovrsnu i
kvalitetnu hranu. Sto ga sam zapisao tacno sta jedu dvogodisnjaci i
dosao do fantasticne nove dijete sa kojom cete garantovano biti u top formi!
Srecno!
PRVI DAN
DORUCAK
Kajgana od jednog jajeta. Kriska tosta s marmeladom. Uz pomoc prstiju
pojedite dva zalogaja kajgane, ostatak bacite na pod. Pojedite jedan
zalogaj tosta, zatim razmazite marmeladu po licu i odeci.
RUCAK
Cetiri bojice (bilo koje boje), saka cipsa i casa mleka. Potegnite tri
gutljaja, a ostatak prolijte.
UZINA
Stapic, dva novcica od 2 dinara i jedan od 1, cetiri gutljaja ustajalog
piva.
VECERA
Isprzite tost i bacite ga na kuhinjski pod.
DRUGI DAN
DORUCAK
Pokupite jucerasnji tost s kuhinjskog poda i pojedite ga. Popijte pola
boce arome vanile ili paketic biljne boje.
RUCAK
Pola "pulsirajuce ruzicastog" ruza za usne i cigareta (mora se pojesti, ne popusiti). Jedna kocka leda po zelji.
POSLEPODNEVNI ZALOGAJ
Lizite lizalicu dok ne postane lepljiva. Izadjite iz kuce i bacite je u prasinu. Uzmite nazad i cuclajte dok ponovno ne bude cista. Zatim je
unesite u kucu i bacite na tepih.
VECERA
Kamencic ili sirovi pasulj, koji ste cuvali u levoj nozdrvi. Prelijte
pire od krompira ledenim cajem. Jedite viljuskom.
TRECI DAN
DORUCAK
Dve palacinke s mnogo preliva. Jedite prstima, koje obrisete o kosu.
Casa mleka. Popijte pola, zatim casu napunite palacinkama. Nakon dorucka, pokupite jucerasnju lizaljku s tepiha, polizite dlacice i pospremite je pod jastuk svog najskupljeg naslonjaca.
RUCAK
Tri sibice, puter od kikirikija i hleb s marmeladom. Izmedju zalogaja
pljujte na pod. Razlijte casu mlijeka po stolu i posrcite ga.
VECERA
Casa sladoleda, saka cipsa, nesto vina i kafe.
ZADNJI DAN
DORUCAK
Cetvrt tube paste za zube (bilo koji ukus), komadic sapuna, maslina.
Prelijte casu pahuljica casom mleka i dodajte pola soljice secera. Kad
su pahuljice omeksale, popijte mleko, a pahuljicama nahranite psa.
RUCAK
Pojedite mrvice s kuhinjskog poda i tepiha u trpezariji. Pronadjite onu lizalicu i dovrsite je.
VECERA
Casa spageta i cokoladno mleko. Ostavite mesnu okruglicu na tanjiru. Za desert - maskara.
Ajd' sad ko nije plakao... :lol:
S godinama ste mozda primetili, kao sto sam i ja, da je vecina
dvogodisnjaka fit. Nakon soljice crne kafe i sargarepe, sinulo mi je da
je to mozda zbog njihove prehrane. Nije skupa, nudi raznovrsnu i
kvalitetnu hranu. Sto ga sam zapisao tacno sta jedu dvogodisnjaci i
dosao do fantasticne nove dijete sa kojom cete garantovano biti u top formi!
Srecno!
PRVI DAN
DORUCAK
Kajgana od jednog jajeta. Kriska tosta s marmeladom. Uz pomoc prstiju
pojedite dva zalogaja kajgane, ostatak bacite na pod. Pojedite jedan
zalogaj tosta, zatim razmazite marmeladu po licu i odeci.
RUCAK
Cetiri bojice (bilo koje boje), saka cipsa i casa mleka. Potegnite tri
gutljaja, a ostatak prolijte.
UZINA
Stapic, dva novcica od 2 dinara i jedan od 1, cetiri gutljaja ustajalog
piva.
VECERA
Isprzite tost i bacite ga na kuhinjski pod.
DRUGI DAN
DORUCAK
Pokupite jucerasnji tost s kuhinjskog poda i pojedite ga. Popijte pola
boce arome vanile ili paketic biljne boje.
RUCAK
Pola "pulsirajuce ruzicastog" ruza za usne i cigareta (mora se pojesti, ne popusiti). Jedna kocka leda po zelji.
POSLEPODNEVNI ZALOGAJ
Lizite lizalicu dok ne postane lepljiva. Izadjite iz kuce i bacite je u prasinu. Uzmite nazad i cuclajte dok ponovno ne bude cista. Zatim je
unesite u kucu i bacite na tepih.
VECERA
Kamencic ili sirovi pasulj, koji ste cuvali u levoj nozdrvi. Prelijte
pire od krompira ledenim cajem. Jedite viljuskom.
TRECI DAN
DORUCAK
Dve palacinke s mnogo preliva. Jedite prstima, koje obrisete o kosu.
Casa mleka. Popijte pola, zatim casu napunite palacinkama. Nakon dorucka, pokupite jucerasnju lizaljku s tepiha, polizite dlacice i pospremite je pod jastuk svog najskupljeg naslonjaca.
RUCAK
Tri sibice, puter od kikirikija i hleb s marmeladom. Izmedju zalogaja
pljujte na pod. Razlijte casu mlijeka po stolu i posrcite ga.
VECERA
Casa sladoleda, saka cipsa, nesto vina i kafe.
ZADNJI DAN
DORUCAK
Cetvrt tube paste za zube (bilo koji ukus), komadic sapuna, maslina.
Prelijte casu pahuljica casom mleka i dodajte pola soljice secera. Kad
su pahuljice omeksale, popijte mleko, a pahuljicama nahranite psa.
RUCAK
Pojedite mrvice s kuhinjskog poda i tepiha u trpezariji. Pronadjite onu lizalicu i dovrsite je.
VECERA
Casa spageta i cokoladno mleko. Ostavite mesnu okruglicu na tanjiru. Za desert - maskara.
Ajd' sad ko nije plakao... :lol:
kuliraj dete, zivot je pred tobom.
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Barrel Dragon
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Pita mali Crnogorac oca: 'Tata, tata, a kad ćemo kupiti „golfa peticu?“
A otac će: „Sine, kad izađe „golf devetka!“
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Roditelji uče dete da priča: „Kako kaže maca?“
„Mijau, mijau..!“
„Bravo, a kako pas?“
„Av, av.!“'
„Super, a kako miš?“
„Klik, klik..!“
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Stoje banana i vibrator na ormariću, a
banana će:
„Što se ti treseš, mene će pojesti, a ne tebe?“
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Kako znaš da ti je žena mrtva?
Seks je isti, samo ti se suđe gomila!
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Hodaju pesimista i optimista ulicom, razgovaraju o ekonomskoj situaciji, pa ae pesimista:
"Gore od ovog ne može!" A optimista mu odgovara:
"Može, može!"
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Situacija u sudnici..
- Zasto ste ubili svoju prvu zenu?
- Prestala je da me voli.
- A kad ste odsluzili kaznu ponovo ste se ozenili, i zasto ste ubili svoju drugu zenu?
- Prestao sam ja nju da volim.
- Pa dobro, kad ste izasli iz zatvora ponovo ste se ozenili, zasto ste ubili svoju trecu zenu?
- Jebiga, navika...
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A otac će: „Sine, kad izađe „golf devetka!“
-----------------------------------------------------------
Roditelji uče dete da priča: „Kako kaže maca?“
„Mijau, mijau..!“
„Bravo, a kako pas?“
„Av, av.!“'
„Super, a kako miš?“
„Klik, klik..!“
-----------------------------------------------------------
Stoje banana i vibrator na ormariću, a
banana će:
„Što se ti treseš, mene će pojesti, a ne tebe?“
----------------------------------------------------------
Kako znaš da ti je žena mrtva?
Seks je isti, samo ti se suđe gomila!
---------------------------------------------------------
Hodaju pesimista i optimista ulicom, razgovaraju o ekonomskoj situaciji, pa ae pesimista:
"Gore od ovog ne može!" A optimista mu odgovara:
"Može, može!"
---------------------------------------------------------
Situacija u sudnici..
- Zasto ste ubili svoju prvu zenu?
- Prestala je da me voli.
- A kad ste odsluzili kaznu ponovo ste se ozenili, i zasto ste ubili svoju drugu zenu?
- Prestao sam ja nju da volim.
- Pa dobro, kad ste izasli iz zatvora ponovo ste se ozenili, zasto ste ubili svoju trecu zenu?
- Jebiga, navika...
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Sećate li se emisije "Zašto-Zato" u kojoj je blesavi Pile maltretirao ljude po pijacama i ostalim aktuelnim mestima? Evo izvoda...
- Koje je vaše tajno oružje?
- Moje tajno oružje je kad ja radim a komšije me zovu na kafu.
- Šta je za vas ljubav?
- Kada vaćaram devojku za guzu preko farmerkama.
- Šta su to dijabole?
- To je vrsta ljudi koji noću juru slepi mišovi.
- Koliko lubenica ima u jednom kilogramu?
- Lubenica? Pa vi ste sigurno mislili na krastavce.
- Da li će jednom da dođu vanzemaljci?
- Vanzemljaci? Ako hoćeju da dođeju nek dođeju ako nećeju ne moradu.
- Koja je najveća građevina na svetu?
- Hala sportova na Novi Beograd.
- Kako se zove vaš orkestar?
- Đudi.
- Zašto?
- Zato što smo svi đudisti.
- Šta radiš kad ništa ne radiš?
- Čitam stripovi, gledam pornići i živim za fajt.
8) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
- Koje je vaše tajno oružje?
- Moje tajno oružje je kad ja radim a komšije me zovu na kafu.
- Šta je za vas ljubav?
- Kada vaćaram devojku za guzu preko farmerkama.
- Šta su to dijabole?
- To je vrsta ljudi koji noću juru slepi mišovi.
- Koliko lubenica ima u jednom kilogramu?
- Lubenica? Pa vi ste sigurno mislili na krastavce.
- Da li će jednom da dođu vanzemaljci?
- Vanzemljaci? Ako hoćeju da dođeju nek dođeju ako nećeju ne moradu.
- Koja je najveća građevina na svetu?
- Hala sportova na Novi Beograd.
- Kako se zove vaš orkestar?
- Đudi.
- Zašto?
- Zato što smo svi đudisti.
- Šta radiš kad ništa ne radiš?
- Čitam stripovi, gledam pornići i živim za fajt.
8) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Josef Quartjin (Enemy Within):
"Zbogom Wittgendorf-e na k...c te nabijem" Sommerzeit 13. 2512.
"Zbogom Wittgendorf-e na k...c te nabijem" Sommerzeit 13. 2512.
Citao sam neke postove jednog novog clana foruma i pogledah njegov profil.... lololololol.... Uputstvo:
1. Kliknite na memberlist
2. Odaberite opciju select sort method i izaberite joined date
3. Order odaberite descending
4. Odaberite nekoga sa vrha (recimo prvog na listi)
5. Procitajte interests
6. Uzivajte :lol:
1. Kliknite na memberlist
2. Odaberite opciju select sort method i izaberite joined date
3. Order odaberite descending
4. Odaberite nekoga sa vrha (recimo prvog na listi)
5. Procitajte interests
6. Uzivajte :lol:
I must appologize for the explosion that blew off the door of The Chamber Unbreachable, but the simultaneous emergence of seventeen demons from the book spine, caused the spiritual detonation in the soul stoned air of the room.
The whole enterprise was an experience most horrendeous. None but I could have endured it. I was almost damned twice. Even now my soul is twisted to a cork screw.
I suggest you keep the state of your soul to yourself, and inform us, instead, what you have gleamed from the Grimoire.
Hatred and prejudice will never be eradicated. And witch hunts will never be about witches. To have a scapegoat - that's the key. Humans always fear the alien, the odd. Once the mages had left Novigrad, folk turned their anger against the other races... and, as they have for ages, branded their neighbors their greatest foes.
And 'cause I was gazillionaire and I liked doing it so much, I cut that grass for free.
Glory to Arstotzka!
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Hypodermic
- Blago kluba Zmaj
- Posts: 3901
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- Contact:
Doticni interests se pojavio odskora... imaju ga mnogi svezi clanovi. Ne znam da li je svaki clan bio lud pa to da pise, ili je dragi admin ubacio neku if funkciju koja proverava interests sadrzaj...
Pendargon wrote:...po toj logici, mogao bih da isecem lepih 10 kockastih komada stiropora, na devet zalepim bolter i bolt pistolj, i granate, i mali nozic, jednom zalepim powerfist da viri, a na jednog zakacim lasscannon, i imam savrsenu jedinicu chaos space marinaca....
:badger: :badger: :badger:
Meni najjaci vic ikada, mislim da smo ga imali ranije ali nije lose da se setimo jos jednom.
Takmice se interventne iz francuske, nemacke i srbije u africi koja ce najbrze da pronadje i privede zirafu. Krene prva francuska interventna i za 5 sati uhvati zirafu i dovede je i svi tapsu, kao bravooo, bravoo... ode zatim nemacka interventna i za 3 ipo sati uhvati zirafu i privede je nazad kod sudija, publika odusevljena, lomi stolice raduje se, peva se schnapi pesma... i na kraju izadje nasa interventna i eto je za 10 min nazad, vuce plavog slona, odvaljenog od batina sa slomljenim nogama, nema pola uveta i dovedu ga kod sudije, svi zbunjeni gledaju i kazu panduri: "PRIZNAJ!" i slon pocne da vristi: "JA SAM ZIRAFA, JA SAM ZIRAFA!!"
hahaha meni je carski :lol:
Takmice se interventne iz francuske, nemacke i srbije u africi koja ce najbrze da pronadje i privede zirafu. Krene prva francuska interventna i za 5 sati uhvati zirafu i dovede je i svi tapsu, kao bravooo, bravoo... ode zatim nemacka interventna i za 3 ipo sati uhvati zirafu i privede je nazad kod sudija, publika odusevljena, lomi stolice raduje se, peva se schnapi pesma... i na kraju izadje nasa interventna i eto je za 10 min nazad, vuce plavog slona, odvaljenog od batina sa slomljenim nogama, nema pola uveta i dovedu ga kod sudije, svi zbunjeni gledaju i kazu panduri: "PRIZNAJ!" i slon pocne da vristi: "JA SAM ZIRAFA, JA SAM ZIRAFA!!"
hahaha meni je carski :lol:
"Auto bez zvuka je kao devojka bez glasa."
"Ne veruj svemu sto mislis."
"Ne veruj svemu sto mislis."
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Ko, jel' ja?
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