Neko je nekad rekao (iliti narodne umotvorine)

Aman · Post by **Aman** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 9:54 pm

Neko je jednom kazao:

"Radi kao da ti novac nije potreban.
Voli kao da ti niko nikad nije naneo bol.
Plesi kao da te niko ne gleda.
Pevaj kao da te niko ne cuje.
Zivi kao da je Raj na Zemlji."

Simpaticno je... malo nadahnjujuce : ), ako i vi imate neke umotvorine, dajte da se malo produhovimo...

Post by **Shunka** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 11:27 pm

Pravio zec kolica od zice. Pa mu nestalo zice, te on ode kod gustera da pozajmi malo. A guster ku*va pa ne da.
Potom on ode kod gusterice, a gusterica mu da drage volje.
Poruka: nije uvek ku*va ko ne da.

- Rastko Ciric, Izbezumljene basne

Dawngreeter · Post by **Dawngreeter** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 11:30 pm

Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles.
~George Jean Nathan

PATRIOTISM, n. Combustible rubbish read to the torch of any one ambitious to illuminate his name.
~Ambrose Bierce; The Devil's Dictionary

Nobody can be so amusingly arrogant as a young man who has just discovered an old idea and thinks it his own.
~Sydney Harris

An Irishman is never drunk so long as he can hold on to a blade of grass and not fall off the face of the Earth.
~an Irish proverb

God invented alcohole so that the Irish wouldn't conquer the world.
~another Irish proverb

Srecan covek je onaj koji je zadovoljan sa onim sto ima. Zato gledaj da steknes mnogo.
~Hogar Strasni

Reci nesto mudro i ime ce ti ziveti zauvek.
~nepoznat autor

Post by **Megabaja** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 12:55 am

Ignorance is bliss.
~ cypher, matrix

sto mu gromova · Post by **sto mu gromova** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 1:39 am

bolje cuti i neka misle da si glup
nego da progovorish i otklonish svaku sumnju

...

yrch · Post by **yrch** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 6:10 am

Samo su svemir i ljudska glupost neograničeni

Dawngreeter · Post by **Dawngreeter** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 12:33 pm

...ali za ovo prvo nisam siguran.
~Albert Einstein

Post by **bojan** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 2:09 pm

Ko je konzervativan sa 20 taj nema srce.
Ko nije konzervativan sa 40 taj nema mozak.

W.S.Čerčil.

Post by **Dzon Vejn** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 2:18 pm

Whuse matr black vul... kako se ono kaze preeedee....

:lol:

Gassalasca Jape · Post by **Gassalasca Jape** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 10:32 am

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
-George Bernard Shaw

Life is too important to be taken seriously.
-Oscar Wilde

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over.
- Ambrose Bierce

Never forget that only dead fish swim with the stream.
-Malcolm Muggeridge

The lyf so short, the craft so longe to lerne.
-Geoffrey Chaucer

joggy · Post by **joggy** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 10:05 pm

ovo je prevedeno, posto ne znam originalno :oops: . i najkrvolocnija zivotinja moze da pokaze u nekom trenutku trunku milosti. Covek to ne moze, te stoga sigurno nije zivotinja.
- sekspir (cnini mi se)

Valnjes 666 · Post by **Valnjes 666** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 2:50 pm

"It cant rain all the time" - Brandon Lee :The Crow (R.I.P.)

"From all the things i lost,i miss my mind the most..." - Ozzy Osborne

Gorbash · Post by **Gorbash** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 4:38 pm

Common sense is not so common. -Voltaire

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. -Mark Twain

Light a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Light a man afire and he's warm for the rest of his life.

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him. -Mark Twain

srebrni vitez · Post by **srebrni vitez** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 4:38 pm

Изјебаше га у ладну собу.

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Post by **lord warrior** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 3:01 pm

"If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent Him."
-Voltaire

Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven."
-John Milton, Paradise Lost

Yesterday we obeyed kings and bent our necks before emperors. But today we kneel only to truth…
-Kahlil Gibran

srebrni vitez · Post by **srebrni vitez** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 5:15 pm

Не иде се голог дупета међу Турке.

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mladjano bugarce · Post by **mladjano bugarce** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 10:29 pm

LJUDI VRELE KRVI I LJUDI HLADNOG SRCA NE MERE SE NA ISTIM TERAZIJAMA!

STARI PIJANAC, VIJETNAMSKI VETERAN - A OD KOGA JE ON CUO NEMAM POJMA

Valnjes 666 · Post by **Valnjes 666** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 12:42 am

jel može netko napisai na latinskom pismu ovo od srebrnog viteza? ja to ne znam pročitati

Gassalasca Jape · Post by **Gassalasca Jape** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 6:48 am

lord warrior wrote:"If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent Him."
-Voltaire

Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven."
-John Milton, Paradise Lost

Yesterday we obeyed kings and bent our necks before emperors. But today we kneel only to truth…
-Kahlil Gibran

Neko je opet igrao Deus Ex. :lol:

Thael · Post by **Thael** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:02 am

Ne ide se golog dupeta medju Turke

to pise.

Post by **Awakened** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 9:53 am

"Irony is the gaiety of reflection and the joy of wisdom."
- Anatole France

"Fools admire, but men of sense approve."
- Alexander Pope, Essay on Criticism

I naravno:

"Claret is the liquor for boys; port, for men; but he who aspires to be a hero must drink brandy. In the first place, brandy is most grateful to the palate; and then brandy will do soonest for a man what drinking can do for him. There are, indeed, few who are able to drink brandy. That is a power rather to be wished for than attained."
- Samuel Johnson

Post by **Dzon Vejn** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 9:58 am

Za dobru svinju nema losih pomija....

Bathory · Post by **Bathory** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 10:42 am

Cilj opravdava sredstva

Ko, jel' ja? · Post by **Ko, jel' ja?** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 10:56 am

The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her, if she is pretty, and to someone else, if she is plain.
Oscar Wilde (Earnest)

He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.
Dr. Johnson

He who hurries through life, hurries to his grave.
George R.R. Martin

Post by **Dzon Vejn** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 11:15 am

Misljenje je kao dupe... svako ima svoje...

ifke · Post by **ifke** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 12:01 pm

Ko drugome jamu kopa, dve srece grabi.
Ko rano rani, sam u nju upada.

Post by **Hypodermic** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 1:47 pm

Ko pre djevojci sam u nju upada.
Ko drugome jamu kopa, fizicki je radnik :P

Post by **lord warrior** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:31 pm

Gassalasca Jape wrote:Neko je opet igrao Deus Ex. :lol:

Aha 8)

If at great things thou would'st arrive,
Get riches first, get wealth, and treasure heap,
Not difficult, if thou hearken to me;
Riches are mine, fortune is in my hand,
They whom I favor thrive in wealth amain,
While virtue, valor, wisdom, sit in want.
- John Milton, Paradise Regained (bk. II, l. 426)

novot · Post by **novot** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:31 pm

Sank je covekov najveci prijatelj- na njega uvek mozes da se oslonis.

Post by **Dzon Vejn** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 4:21 pm

novot wrote:Sank je covekov najveci prijatelj- na njega uvek mozes da se oslonis.

Ovo mora da su ili Musa ili Nemanja smislili, priznaj :P ....

Alfa wrote: Gassalasca Jape wrote:
Neko je opet igrao Deus Ex.

Aha

A ti vidim opet igras tamo neke igre, a na EVE-u te nema

....

srebrni vitez · Post by **srebrni vitez** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 1:07 am

Лако је туђим курцем по копривама ударати.

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novot · Post by **novot** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 10:39 am

srebrni vitez wrote:Лако је туђим курцем по копривама ударати.

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O, Turcine, crven bane :lol: :lol: :lol:

kgkid · Post by **kgkid** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 5:09 pm

srebrni vitez wrote:Лако је туђим курцем по копривама ударати.

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ZApravo kraj je "... gloginje mlatiti!"

Snake · Post by **Snake** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 2:10 pm

Pen,is: Tool to convert virgins and lesbians into useful community products :D
- Urban Dictionary

If you always worry about the past it's your loss because you won't be able to enjoy the present. - Eikichi Onizuka

Post by **lord warrior** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 6:24 pm

Dzon Vejn wrote: A ti vidim opet igras tamo neke igre, a na EVE-u te nema :evil: ....

Fakultet i putovanja...

Zulufic · Post by **Zulufic** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 3:03 pm

Nemoj samo da ja krenem sa narodnim umotvorinama pozelecete da promenite narod.....

Aman · Post by **Aman** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 9:59 pm

nece grom u koprive ! 8O ! <--- odakle je ovo? jel grom udara u koprive ili ne nikad nisam shvatio...

rad je stvorio coveka a AK47 mu je omogucio da zivi...

Post by **Ota** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:48 am

"Suck my dick. "
-Ron Jeremy

ifke · Post by **ifke** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 11:12 am

Lako je iz punog dupeta prdeti.

IG · Post by IG » Sat Apr 21, 2007 9:47 am

Aman wrote:Neko je jednom kazao:

"Radi kao da ti novac nije potreban.
Voli kao da ti niko nikad nije naneo bol.
Plesi kao da te niko ne gleda.
Pevaj kao da te niko ne cuje.
Zivi kao da je Raj na Zemlji."

Simpaticno je... malo nadahnjujuce : ), ako i vi imate neke umotvorine, dajte da se malo produhovimo...

Mnogo mi se ova dopada, citao sam to na engleskom i mislim da je cool.

Radili smo usput ja i jedan radnik i malo pricamo ο исхрани и он ми рече за количину хране пословицу, каже:

Доручак поједи сам,
ручак подјели са пријатељем,
а вечеру дај непријатељима.

Тако да ето пошто сам ја набацио стомак

малко изгледа да ћуморати да прескачем оброке али ми се чини да је ово баш логично мало умјереније или чак потпуна апстиненција.

Klub Zmaj

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