DA SE MALO NASMEJETE A MOZETE I VI DA DODATE NESTO

prokleti zabagovani forum · Fri May 16, 2008 10:56 pm

Ovo treba da se urami!

A odakle je?

Iskusinjo · Post by **Iskusinjo** » Sat May 17, 2008 1:08 am

'teli Ciga i Giganka da proshvercuju tvora preko granice i sad razmishljaju kako ce i shta tje.
Kaze Ciga Ciganki: Stavi ga u gatje
A ova ce: Ne mogu,smrdi
Ciga:Pa ko mu jebe mater,nek crkne.

Stavrogin · Post by **Stavrogin** » Sat May 17, 2008 10:10 am

Ko, jel' ja? wrote:
Stavrogin wrote:Ako nisi-ne znas sta si propustio... :D
Nekako i ne zelim da znam :D

Ima smisla... :D

Ovo treba da se urami! A odakle je?

librarium-online.com
Ne mogu da se setim koji podforum...

Post by **teclis** » Sat May 17, 2008 4:44 pm

http://static.ak.fbcdn.net/safe_image.p ... 143421a4f2
zabole me vilica od smejanja 8) :lol:

Aman · Post by **Aman** » Mon May 19, 2008 11:19 am

tdi radio pre neki dan, emisija u kojoj se neko javi i isprica vic:
slusalac: blablabla vic
muk... jedno desetak sekundi
voditelj: jel tebi to stvarno smesno

smejao sam se ceo put kuci

Post by **Hypodermic** » Mon May 19, 2008 11:51 pm

The way engineers think

A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.

Engineer: What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!

Doctor: I don't know but I've never seen such ineptitude!

Priest: Hey, here comes the greenskeeper. Let's have a word with him.

Priest: Hi George. Say George, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow aren't they?

George: Oh yes. That's a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their sight while saving our club house last year. So we let them play here anytime free of charge!

(silence)

Priest: That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight.

Doctor: Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them.

Engineer: Why can't these guys play at night?

ifke · Post by **ifke** » Fri May 23, 2008 12:34 pm

valhalla · Post by **valhalla** » Fri May 23, 2008 12:41 pm

Kako Saša Matić crta smajlija?

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Gorbash · Post by **Gorbash** » Tue May 27, 2008 12:06 am

Mislim, sta reci...

Iskusinjo · Post by **Iskusinjo** » Tue May 27, 2008 12:15 am

Nije ono shto mislite.To je zbog horoskopa! :oops:

Post by **Hypodermic** » Tue May 27, 2008 2:00 am

Golf is a rare sport where a white man can dress up as a black pimp and not look bad - Robin Williams

yrch · Post by **yrch** » Tue May 27, 2008 1:20 pm

http://www.nikkor2d2.com/

Aman · Post by **Aman** » Tue May 27, 2008 2:23 pm

yrch wrote:http://www.nikkor2d2.com/

ovo je must!!1

shukaku · Post by **shukaku** » Tue May 27, 2008 10:03 pm

Ovo je stvarno must!Ali dok bi za kameru mozda i imao pare,2800 jevreja za projektor.....

ifke · Post by **ifke** » Wed May 28, 2008 9:05 pm

Post by **Shunka** » Sat May 31, 2008 11:31 am

Fursuit Cthulhu

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Post by **Hypodermic** » Sat May 31, 2008 7:12 pm

Shunka wrote:Fursuit Cthulhu

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Pa ona ima celu galeriju "happy cthulhu" ilustracija, crteza i cega sve ne :D :lol:

Post by **Shunka** » Sat May 31, 2008 7:44 pm

Ona je moj veliki idol jos od 2004.

PeraNekron · Post by **PeraNekron** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 12:24 am

Extra strip. Dva geek/nerd drugara (jedan je totalno neopevani, drugi je kudikamo normalan

). Od playstation 1, preko 40k i warmachine, do world of warcrafta.

http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/archives.php

Post by **Dzon Vejn** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 7:51 am

linky

ifke · Post by **ifke** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 11:39 am

'tits' by urbandictionary.com:
Women's secret source of power over men. Having the right tits often results in social and economic gain.

istina.

'rusty trombone' by urbandictionary.com:
The act of performing anal cunnilingus while reaching up above the testicles to manually administer quick up and down motions to the penile shaft; resulting in a violent yet pleasant explosion. It is then customary for the female to then give a quick blow into the anus for good luck, the lips blowing into the anus sounds very similar to a trombones sweet melody. This was introduced to the Americas in the late 50's.

Dawngreeter · Post by **Dawngreeter** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 1:58 pm

Chuck Norris je i Olji Beckovic spustio slusalicu.

Chuck Norris moze da pobedi Deltu na tenderu.

Post by **Dzon Vejn** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 2:05 pm

Dawngreeter wrote:Chuck Norris moze da pobedi Deltu na tenderu.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Resurrection · Post by **Resurrection** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 2:53 pm

Čak Noris je izuo Cipleića.

Xardas · Post by **Xardas** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:59 pm

Chuck Norris ne pije antibiotike...bakterije piju antichucknorrisike! :D

X

Post by **teclis** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:40 pm

Sajam piva.
Predstavnici pivara pošli na pauzu da malo odmore.
Predstavnik becksa naruči beks.
Predstavnik henekena naruči heineken...
tako svi redom.
Dodje predstavnik NIKŠIĆKOG i naruči vodu.
Ostali predstavnici kad ga viđeše pitaše ga zašto nije naručio piće čije je on predstavnik,a on im odgovori:
kad nećete vi pivo da pijete neću ni ja!!

Post by **Shunka** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 10:02 pm

Taj vic je dobar, samo treba izmeniti marke piva u pitanju. Pitam se od kog si ga bogohulnika cuo u ovakvoj verziji...

slayer king · Post by **slayer king** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 10:04 pm

Ne diraj mi Niksicko, to je jedino domace pivo posle Jelena koje cenim.

Post by **Shunka** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 10:09 pm

Nemam ja nista protiv Niksickog. To mi je bilo primarno pivo kroz celu srednju skolu. Samo ono, inace dobar vic u ovoj varijanti zvuci pateticno.

Post by **Hypodermic** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 10:18 pm

U originalu je predstavnik Ginisa... i ne bi trebalo menjati original. Iako je niksicko dobro, vic je malo... bezveze u ovoj verziji, bas kao sto sunka i kaze.

slayer king · Post by **slayer king** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 8:28 am

Ah, to je verovatno neka crnogorska verzija (mozda Gulanova)....inace veliki propust moje mladosti je sto do sad ne probah Ginis

ZergLord · Post by **ZergLord** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 8:37 am

Sta treba Chuck Norrisu da ubije 200 ljudi?
200 ljudi.

Monsterman · Post by **Monsterman** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 12:07 pm

Chuck Norris moze da dovede Ronaldinja u Cukaricki

Aman · Post by **Aman** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 12:24 pm

kakav je ono jeftini vic o niksicu? oce jos da ispadne da je i smesan? pih...

sede dve babe u mraku i dodje treca i ugasi sony :lol:

Post by **teclis** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 12:43 pm

slayer king wrote:Ah, to je verovatno neka crnogorska verzija (mozda Gulanova)....inace veliki propust moje mladosti je sto do sad ne probah Ginis

Post by **teclis** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 12:52 pm

opsidiannight · Post by **opsidiannight** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 12:54 pm

Dobra je montaza, ako nije motaza onda nesto nije uredu.

Post by **teclis** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 12:56 pm

lol.... nije montaza

***
ja sam to zdrao kao klinac u crnoj gori :D

Post by **Hypodermic** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 1:00 pm

Koliki procenat djetica ima u svakom keksu? Interesuje me zbog linije.... :lol: :lol: :lol:

Dawngreeter · Post by **Dawngreeter** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 1:05 pm

Svaki put kad se nadjem u Crnoj Gori (sto je, srecom, veoma retko) udjem u prvi supermarket da proverim jel' jos uvek prodaju mljeveni djetic. I umrem od smeha.