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Hotju i ja ime u boji!
Kad si bas zapeo...

Nadam se da volis roze boju.
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:lol:

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Ionako ce je nositi samo dok ja imam visak slobodnog vremena da se bavim menjanjem boja.

A, da. Slobodnog vremena imam danas 8)
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ahhahahaaahaha, iskusinjo administratator :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Bag. Nije admin.

Moram priznati da grupe u phpBB-u 3 i ne rade bas kako treba...
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Imam osetjaj da ste mi namerno stavili crvena umesto rozih slova.Hotju roza!Hotju svoja prava! :lol: :wink:
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Najbolje je dati nekome sivu boju :lol:

Steta samo sto imaju 2 sive kada se pisu poruke ;)

edit: sad ce se sve (nepostojece) zene sa ovog foruma loziti na Iskusinja :mrgreen: ... Sledece zvanicno obavestenje o radu kluba Zmaj - Iskusinjo proglasen za seks ikonu :mrgreen:
That was a hazardous consultation of the Libre Mortis my Lord. An ordeal of high and low doom. The moment I approached the book, it bit me most ferociously.
I must appologize for the explosion that blew off the door of The Chamber Unbreachable, but the simultaneous emergence of seventeen demons from the book spine, caused the spiritual detonation in the soul stoned air of the room.
The whole enterprise was an experience most horrendeous. None but I could have endured it. I was almost damned twice. Even now my soul is twisted to a cork screw.
I suggest you keep the state of your soul to yourself, and inform us, instead, what you have gleamed from the Grimoire.

Hatred and prejudice will never be eradicated. And witch hunts will never be about witches. To have a scapegoat - that's the key. Humans always fear the alien, the odd. Once the mages had left Novigrad, folk turned their anger against the other races... and, as they have for ages, branded their neighbors their greatest foes.

And 'cause I was gazillionaire and I liked doing it so much, I cut that grass for free.

Glory to Arstotzka!
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Veci je od Brizit Bardo, tu negde u rangu Seke Aleksic, mmmm Seka.
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Dzon Vejn wrote:... sad ce se sve (nepostojece) zene sa ovog foruma loziti na Iskusinja :mrgreen: ... Sledece zvanicno obavestenje o radu kluba Zmaj - Iskusinjo proglasen za seks ikonu :mrgreen:
e do qrca... zasta sam ja ulagao ljubav, flert i muvanje sve ove godine... :cry:
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Aman wrote:
Dzon Vejn wrote:... sad ce se sve (nepostojece) zene sa ovog foruma loziti na Iskusinja :mrgreen: ... Sledece zvanicno obavestenje o radu kluba Zmaj - Iskusinjo proglasen za seks ikonu :mrgreen:
e do qrca... zasta sam ja ulagao ljubav, flert i muvanje sve ove godine... :cry:
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That was a hazardous consultation of the Libre Mortis my Lord. An ordeal of high and low doom. The moment I approached the book, it bit me most ferociously.
I must appologize for the explosion that blew off the door of The Chamber Unbreachable, but the simultaneous emergence of seventeen demons from the book spine, caused the spiritual detonation in the soul stoned air of the room.
The whole enterprise was an experience most horrendeous. None but I could have endured it. I was almost damned twice. Even now my soul is twisted to a cork screw.
I suggest you keep the state of your soul to yourself, and inform us, instead, what you have gleamed from the Grimoire.

Hatred and prejudice will never be eradicated. And witch hunts will never be about witches. To have a scapegoat - that's the key. Humans always fear the alien, the odd. Once the mages had left Novigrad, folk turned their anger against the other races... and, as they have for ages, branded their neighbors their greatest foes.

And 'cause I was gazillionaire and I liked doing it so much, I cut that grass for free.

Glory to Arstotzka!
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Stoje Haso i njegov drugar pandur na raskrsnici.Nailazi neki auto i na znak STOP samo uspori.Zaustavi ga pandur i pita ga-
Znate li zasto sam vas zaustavio?
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Na znak STOP ste samo usporili,a trebalo je da stanete.
Ma daj,to ti je isto,da stanem ili usporim.
Na to Haso vadi cekic koji je nosio za pojasom,prilazi vozacu,udari ga jedno 5-6 puta po celu i upita ga-Hoces da stanem ili da usporim? :D
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zasto ljudozderi najvise vole da jedu device?
jer nisu prskane!
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Za sve homofobe:
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A papagaj će:
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Genijalno. :applause:
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hahahahahahaha :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:applause: :applause: :applause:
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....ali meni ovo nije smesno..... :D :D
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znamo,znamo,znamo,sta ces........
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Mozda ja nisam poslovni genij, ali nikako ne mogu da shvatim zasto bih zeleo da mi prgavi, ljigavi penzioneri budu "ciljna grupa".

To je cudo... danas su penzije, ja radim pored glavne poste, dolazim na posao, red je VAN glavne poste (a glavna posta je velika unutra), udjem unutra, odem do bankomata, i sacekam red od 1 coveka :lol:... ali ne, njima je draze da stoje u redu i svadjaju se :lol:.

A i te nove masine... ja sam cuo da to ume da pojede karticu, pare, a bogami ponekad i celog penzionera.... a i zraci, lose je za zdravlje :roll:
That was a hazardous consultation of the Libre Mortis my Lord. An ordeal of high and low doom. The moment I approached the book, it bit me most ferociously.
I must appologize for the explosion that blew off the door of The Chamber Unbreachable, but the simultaneous emergence of seventeen demons from the book spine, caused the spiritual detonation in the soul stoned air of the room.
The whole enterprise was an experience most horrendeous. None but I could have endured it. I was almost damned twice. Even now my soul is twisted to a cork screw.
I suggest you keep the state of your soul to yourself, and inform us, instead, what you have gleamed from the Grimoire.

Hatred and prejudice will never be eradicated. And witch hunts will never be about witches. To have a scapegoat - that's the key. Humans always fear the alien, the odd. Once the mages had left Novigrad, folk turned their anger against the other races... and, as they have for ages, branded their neighbors their greatest foes.

And 'cause I was gazillionaire and I liked doing it so much, I cut that grass for free.

Glory to Arstotzka!
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Dzon Vejn wrote:A i te nove masine... ja sam cuo da to ume da pojede karticu, pare, a bogami ponekad i celog penzionera.... a i zraci, lose je za zdravlje :roll:
A nekad ti i daju 1000 din kad ti trazis da podignes 5000, "jer nema dovoljno novca u bankomatu", dok ostale 4000 ti uredno skine sa racuna "jer imas previse novca na racunu" ili stagod, pa kad ti udjes u banku da se objasnis, salterski sluzbenik ti trazi karticu i PIN, pa se oseca uvredjeno kad ga oteras u PM...
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Nisam siguran da li si ozbiljan ili ne, ali ako se ne varam - trebao bi da zna da je prazan (kada je prazan). Ja sam barem par puta naleteo na poruku u stilu: "trenutno nema novca u bankomatu".

Sa druge strane, znam da je PS imala bug u automatu u jednom trenutku, kada si dobijao 1000 din manje nego uneto (a naravno skida regularno).

Meni licno se jos nije desilo da sam imao problem sa istima, a skoro uvek dizem na bankomatu.
That was a hazardous consultation of the Libre Mortis my Lord. An ordeal of high and low doom. The moment I approached the book, it bit me most ferociously.
I must appologize for the explosion that blew off the door of The Chamber Unbreachable, but the simultaneous emergence of seventeen demons from the book spine, caused the spiritual detonation in the soul stoned air of the room.
The whole enterprise was an experience most horrendeous. None but I could have endured it. I was almost damned twice. Even now my soul is twisted to a cork screw.
I suggest you keep the state of your soul to yourself, and inform us, instead, what you have gleamed from the Grimoire.

Hatred and prejudice will never be eradicated. And witch hunts will never be about witches. To have a scapegoat - that's the key. Humans always fear the alien, the odd. Once the mages had left Novigrad, folk turned their anger against the other races... and, as they have for ages, branded their neighbors their greatest foes.

And 'cause I was gazillionaire and I liked doing it so much, I cut that grass for free.

Glory to Arstotzka!
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That was a hazardous consultation of the Libre Mortis my Lord. An ordeal of high and low doom. The moment I approached the book, it bit me most ferociously.
I must appologize for the explosion that blew off the door of The Chamber Unbreachable, but the simultaneous emergence of seventeen demons from the book spine, caused the spiritual detonation in the soul stoned air of the room.
The whole enterprise was an experience most horrendeous. None but I could have endured it. I was almost damned twice. Even now my soul is twisted to a cork screw.
I suggest you keep the state of your soul to yourself, and inform us, instead, what you have gleamed from the Grimoire.

Hatred and prejudice will never be eradicated. And witch hunts will never be about witches. To have a scapegoat - that's the key. Humans always fear the alien, the odd. Once the mages had left Novigrad, folk turned their anger against the other races... and, as they have for ages, branded their neighbors their greatest foes.

And 'cause I was gazillionaire and I liked doing it so much, I cut that grass for free.

Glory to Arstotzka!
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Uh, ako ovako nastavim, i Boca i Dawngreeter ce me prestici! Uraaa!!!
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Shunka wrote:ako ovako nastavim
Mislis kao deo inventara Sigila?
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Boco,nije lepo da na ovom forumu kacis ovakve slike,moze nekom cuka da otkaze! :mrgreen:
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BAjo pazi ima dva Jabbe the Huta i muski i zenski....!!!!
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A kako je to smesno?
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Sta da ti kazem ivane, svako ima svoj (cudan) smisao za humor... meni je vec dovoljno komicno to sto su se na nekom SW con-u okupilo toliko njih obuceno u leu... pa jos zenski jabba, sto rece zuluf :)

Nego, zulufe, qul ti je novi potpis, ali... da nije malo velik?
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Pendargon wrote:...po toj logici, mogao bih da isecem lepih 10 kockastih komada stiropora, na devet zalepim bolter i bolt pistolj, i granate, i mali nozic, jednom zalepim powerfist da viri, a na jednog zakacim lasscannon, i imam savrsenu jedinicu chaos space marinaca....
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Wow, otkrio si to mesto posle samo 7 godina u toj zgradi...
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