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Ovo je tema posvećena psovkama, ne svakodnevnim običnim psovkama, već nekim koje ili niste čuli do sad ili se jako retko čuju. To bi se moglo opisati i kao kreativno psovanje :D

Ovu sam čuo sinoc od nekog pijanog matorca koji je urlao u telefon: Jebem li ti poreklo mrtvo!
Bila je još jedna zanimljiva ali sam je zaboravio.

Slobodno priložite vaše omiljene...
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Jedi pite.
Idi u persun.
Sunce li ti kalajisano.
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Ovo sam cuo u busu, prevrnuo sam se od smeha.

Penzioner : "Majstore, ja bih sish'o!"
Nadrndani vozac: " Pa sishi!"
Mind Uploader wrote:... Kazem ja da je Pera isti Darth Vader, samo bez te moralne dubine...
Hypodermic wrote:Da nije robotech-a ne bih bio ovakakv kakav jesam!
Giga wrote:Realno, sasvim je logicno da mogu bez problema da ih bace sa par stotina metara i da budu prilicno sigurni da tom land raideru nece biti nista
igor wrote:jako je tesko uzimati puno poena jer se igra po knjizi.
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Jebem li ti mrtvu majku u trulu sisu kroz rupu na kovcegu.

Ipak je malko vise vulgarna, povecavajte tekst na sopstven rizik ;) A poreklo psovke me mozete pitati na PM.
Pendargon wrote:...po toj logici, mogao bih da isecem lepih 10 kockastih komada stiropora, na devet zalepim bolter i bolt pistolj, i granate, i mali nozic, jednom zalepim powerfist da viri, a na jednog zakacim lasscannon, i imam savrsenu jedinicu chaos space marinaca....
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Jebem ti i seme i pleme.
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Dabogda ti apoteka menza bila.
Mind Uploader wrote:... Kazem ja da je Pera isti Darth Vader, samo bez te moralne dubine...
Hypodermic wrote:Da nije robotech-a ne bih bio ovakakv kakav jesam!
Giga wrote:Realno, sasvim je logicno da mogu bez problema da ih bace sa par stotina metara i da budu prilicno sigurni da tom land raideru nece biti nista
igor wrote:jako je tesko uzimati puno poena jer se igra po knjizi.
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Vanbracni pacenice!
(C) Teri Pracet
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Sine zutouhe kucke!
(mongolska psovka)
Mind Uploader wrote:... Kazem ja da je Pera isti Darth Vader, samo bez te moralne dubine...
Hypodermic wrote:Da nije robotech-a ne bih bio ovakakv kakav jesam!
Giga wrote:Realno, sasvim je logicno da mogu bez problema da ih bace sa par stotina metara i da budu prilicno sigurni da tom land raideru nece biti nista
igor wrote:jako je tesko uzimati puno poena jer se igra po knjizi.
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Dnu tetrapaka jako pokvarenog mleka!
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Lepinju ti jebem!
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Da li neko zna da mi objasni sta znaci "OPREM DOBRO"?
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Saethwyr wrote:Ovo sam cuo u busu, prevrnuo sam se od smeha.

Penzioner : "Majstore, ja bih sish'o!"
Nadrndani vozac: " Pa sishi!"
Taj vic je star jedno 10 godina...
There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.
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Shunka wrote:Jedi pite.
Idi u persun.
Sunce li ti kalajisano.
Ovo me podseti, gledah neku emisiju gde je uccesnica upravo saznala da je prosla u sledeci krug takmicenja i u tom trenutku odusevljenja samo joj spontano izlazi uzvik: "Shut the front door!" :D
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Jedem ti malter! :D
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Da bog da ti se sve osušilo sem veša.
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Sunce ti zarko! :mrgreen:
Dabogda imali pa nemali! (ovo je sa srbovanja :lol: )
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Dabogda te majka u cevapu prepoznala
Dabogda te majka kukom po Neretvi trazila
Dabogda ti sin doveo zeta u kucu
Dabogda ti svi zubi ispali osim jednog pa da te taj jebe ceo zivot
I jedina moja psovka kada me neko dovede do ludila (mada generalno nepsujem) Krv ti jebem
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Svi smo mi isti.
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Od ortaka iz srednje, cale je prolazio pored neke gradjevine, radnici zajebavali ciganku i dobili natrag:

"dabogda pao dole i razbio kurac, pojes mi krv iz picku"
That was a hazardous consultation of the Libre Mortis my Lord. An ordeal of high and low doom. The moment I approached the book, it bit me most ferociously.
I must appologize for the explosion that blew off the door of The Chamber Unbreachable, but the simultaneous emergence of seventeen demons from the book spine, caused the spiritual detonation in the soul stoned air of the room.
The whole enterprise was an experience most horrendeous. None but I could have endured it. I was almost damned twice. Even now my soul is twisted to a cork screw.
I suggest you keep the state of your soul to yourself, and inform us, instead, what you have gleamed from the Grimoire.

Hatred and prejudice will never be eradicated. And witch hunts will never be about witches. To have a scapegoat - that's the key. Humans always fear the alien, the odd. Once the mages had left Novigrad, folk turned their anger against the other races... and, as they have for ages, branded their neighbors their greatest foes.

And 'cause I was gazillionaire and I liked doing it so much, I cut that grass for free.

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iserem ti se u usta.
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odjebi srnecim skokom
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Jebem te u boun dzajanta.
Moja izmisljotina upucena Boci... :mrgreen:
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Da li neko zna da mi objasni sta znaci "OPREM DOBRO"?
to ti je pomoravski za "qrac dobro"

Inace jedna interesantna koju sam cuo od starijih ljudi je "Jebem ti necu boga"... onako religiozno korektna
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Vrag sa tobom gloginje mlatio.
Vrag ti babu osedlao. Delo ortakovog kolege dok vozi kroz grad.
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Jebo te rimski papa!
Mutna te voda odnela!
Mind Uploader wrote:... Kazem ja da je Pera isti Darth Vader, samo bez te moralne dubine...
Hypodermic wrote:Da nije robotech-a ne bih bio ovakakv kakav jesam!
Giga wrote:Realno, sasvim je logicno da mogu bez problema da ih bace sa par stotina metara i da budu prilicno sigurni da tom land raideru nece biti nista
igor wrote:jako je tesko uzimati puno poena jer se igra po knjizi.
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Sa nižerazredne fubleske utakmice. Upućeno linijskom sudiji, nakon signaliziranja offside-a:

**bem ti prvi red na sahrani...
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Dabogda ti jedini vlazan san bio moj stomak...
Pendargon wrote:...po toj logici, mogao bih da isecem lepih 10 kockastih komada stiropora, na devet zalepim bolter i bolt pistolj, i granate, i mali nozic, jednom zalepim powerfist da viri, a na jednog zakacim lasscannon, i imam savrsenu jedinicu chaos space marinaca....
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Hypodermic wrote:Dabogda ti jedini vlazan san bio moj stomak...
I evo pobednika.
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Boco, aj prekini sa tim tvojim stomakom, mislim da smo svi pelcovani i imunizovani od istog :D
Mind Uploader wrote:... Kazem ja da je Pera isti Darth Vader, samo bez te moralne dubine...
Hypodermic wrote:Da nije robotech-a ne bih bio ovakakv kakav jesam!
Giga wrote:Realno, sasvim je logicno da mogu bez problema da ih bace sa par stotina metara i da budu prilicno sigurni da tom land raideru nece biti nista
igor wrote:jako je tesko uzimati puno poena jer se igra po knjizi.
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Skobra wrote:
Da li neko zna da mi objasni sta znaci "OPREM DOBRO"?
to ti je pomoravski za "qrac dobro"

Inace jedna interesantna koju sam cuo od starijih ljudi je "Jebem ti necu boga"... onako religiozno korektna
Nije, nego "jebem te dobro!" ili "nabijem ti dobro", "rknem it ga dobro"...

Jedna stara, koju je koristio drug mog burazera, ali upozoravam da nije za one sa slabim stomakom:
"Jebem li ti dete umoceno!"
kuliraj dete, zivot je pred tobom.
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"Jebem li ti dete u detetu".

Cuo od Srbende,za vreme partije voramera. :D
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Nisam siguran dal' je izmisljotina mog ortaka ili legitimno kulturno nasledje - "Ma pusti ga, uzimao ga tata pred gostima."
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Jebem ti dete od kilo!
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Idi u dupe na vashar.
'Ebo te konj.
'Ebem ti dete pecheno.
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idi u mal nisam kazla... moja bakuta :wink:
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Jebo te ko Panta pitu (kreacija moje malo caknute tetke :D nikada, dok je koristila ovu psovku, nismo saznali ko je Panta...)
Pendargon wrote:...po toj logici, mogao bih da isecem lepih 10 kockastih komada stiropora, na devet zalepim bolter i bolt pistolj, i granate, i mali nozic, jednom zalepim powerfist da viri, a na jednog zakacim lasscannon, i imam savrsenu jedinicu chaos space marinaca....
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Hypodermic wrote:Jebo te ko Panta pitu (kreacija moje malo caknute tetke :D nikada, dok je koristila ovu psovku, nismo saznali ko je Panta...)
Jel si siguran da to ne treba da pise: "Jebo te ko Panta Pitu", i da se onda zapitas ko je "Pita", sa predpostavkom da je Panta random momak :P
That was a hazardous consultation of the Libre Mortis my Lord. An ordeal of high and low doom. The moment I approached the book, it bit me most ferociously.
I must appologize for the explosion that blew off the door of The Chamber Unbreachable, but the simultaneous emergence of seventeen demons from the book spine, caused the spiritual detonation in the soul stoned air of the room.
The whole enterprise was an experience most horrendeous. None but I could have endured it. I was almost damned twice. Even now my soul is twisted to a cork screw.
I suggest you keep the state of your soul to yourself, and inform us, instead, what you have gleamed from the Grimoire.

Hatred and prejudice will never be eradicated. And witch hunts will never be about witches. To have a scapegoat - that's the key. Humans always fear the alien, the odd. Once the mages had left Novigrad, folk turned their anger against the other races... and, as they have for ages, branded their neighbors their greatest foes.

And 'cause I was gazillionaire and I liked doing it so much, I cut that grass for free.

Glory to Arstotzka!
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Ne, sigurni smo da je bila pita as in prehrambreni proizvod :) To smo utvrdili :lol:
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Moj All Star je "Iserem ti se u carapu. Al mora da se kaze onako po Leskovacki.
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Razjeb'o k'o Panta Babu.
ili k'o svnja masan dzak.
kuliraj dete, zivot je pred tobom.
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