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Sigurno svi znate sta je FATAL. Ko ne zna, u pitanju je verovatno najgori RPG ikada napravljen. Gulan bi zeleo da je napravio takavu igru. Skoro hiljadu strana punih tabela, funkcija, tabelarnih funkcija, skill-ova, ultra-specificnih pravila, itd. Ali, za razliku od Gulana, ovaj lik zna matematiku pa cete tako da bi saznali vrednosti necega morati da resavate srazmerno kompleksne hiperbolicke funkcije i pamtite apsolutno jebeno bizarne atribute kao sto je Manhood Circumference i Anal Circumference Potential. Ne zajebavam se.

Sto je najbolje, igra nije o seksu. Odnosno, igra nije pravljena kao seks RPG, pravljena je kao "genericki" fantasy RPG koji zalazi toliko daleko u pravila da postoje skill-ovi za seks i pishanje (utice na roll kada zelite da pisate). Takodje roll-ovi za proveru da li je devici pukao himen tokom seksa, u zavisnosti od grubosti seksa i elasticnosti himena (stvaran atribut u igri). Tabele za critical hit-ove su pogotovo bizarne i, naravno, gender-specific. Ima nesto morbidno zanimljivo u prelstiavanju knjige.

Poenta svega ovoga je da imam knjigu u PDF-u, jel'te.


A kao teaser, evo screenshot-a dela jedne strane. Knjiga ima protekciju od kopiranja samog teksta a mrzelo me da se cimam to da crackujem.

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hit me!!!
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LOLZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz!!!! O.o Genijalno!
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Ovo je bolje od "Carnal: The unlaful guide to AD&D"... :lol:z
Pendargon wrote:...po toj logici, mogao bih da isecem lepih 10 kockastih komada stiropora, na devet zalepim bolter i bolt pistolj, i granate, i mali nozic, jednom zalepim powerfist da viri, a na jednog zakacim lasscannon, i imam savrsenu jedinicu chaos space marinaca....
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Wow. Zanemeo sam. Link?
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anal circumverence. epic :)
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Postoji Debauchery karakteristika... Ja sam odusevljen. :applause:
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i fellatio kao skill :)
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O.O

SRP izgleda kao neki amaterski projekat u poredjenju sa ovime...
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ej :) zadovoljstvo seksa se utvrdjuje pronalazhenjem korena hiperbolichke funkcije da se vidi kolko patka pashe :D
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U screenshot nije stala tabela koja pokazuje sta koji rezultat tacno znaci, ukljucujuci i roll (u glavnom xd100) koliko daleko se cuju nusproduktni zvukovi seksa.

Ono sta stvarno fascinira je sto je ovde po sredi knjiga od jebenih hiljadu strana. Neko je u to ulozio abnormalno bizarne kolicine vremena sa ocigledno velikim naporom ulozenim u pravopis i izgled (vrlo pismena knjiga sa dobrim prelomom). Cak je okacio i svoju sliku na kraju. Sto bi rekli, it's all fun and games dok prelistavas ali povremeno se osetim stvarno neprijatno kada skontam da je taj lik sa svojim ortacima verovatno proveo neku kolicinu vremena praveci damage sistem za guranje preobimnih predmeta u analni otvor premalog Circumference Potential-a...
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otjesh retji kad skontash da je on zapravo bio ozbiljan? :)
zaista, stigao sam do 50. strane i ne mogu da verujem shta sam sve prochitao ...
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heh lol malko je slobodnija knjiga ali je radjena profi, samo sam malkice prelistao i pa izgleda sasvim solidno tj bar ima podosta tabela sto znaci da ima nesto u tome :D, a ilustracije su haos krvavije/nasilnije/golisavije cak i od HackMaster-a
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Trazio sam review-e za FATAL, i video da ga neka dva lika porede sa ovime:

http://www.timecube.com/

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slazhem se sa time da ima dosta gluposti, al se u FATALu stvari ne ponavljaju ;)
ili su ciljali na ono da je autor moron? bilo kako bilo, josh uvek mi se ne chini da je autor FATALa tolko <insert word here> da za sebe tvrdi ono shto tvrdi autor timecube-a ;)
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Nacicu negde prepisku reviewer-a FATAL-a i pisca sa svojom kohortom. Zaista ne mozete verovati koliko taj covek misli da je napravio najbolju stvar ikada. Otprilike zamislite Gulana sa fakultetom.
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Dawngreeter wrote:Otprilike zamislite Gulana sa fakultetom.
Frack! :-#
Pendargon wrote:...po toj logici, mogao bih da isecem lepih 10 kockastih komada stiropora, na devet zalepim bolter i bolt pistolj, i granate, i mali nozic, jednom zalepim powerfist da viri, a na jednog zakacim lasscannon, i imam savrsenu jedinicu chaos space marinaca....
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Ali Gulan ima titulu Dr. :lol: ... Sto je vise od fakulteta.

Za one sa slabijom memorijom: pogledati moj photobucket profil

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heh, bolje pogledavsi malko razocarava, no ipak dosta je materijala da se cita ako nista
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Mislim da je telefonski imenik bolji za tako nesto. Ili hebrejsko-hebrejski recnik.
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Naravno, ako te to zanima 8)
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Slartibartfast wrote:Mislim da je telefonski imenik bolji za tako nesto. Ili hebrejsko-hebrejski recnik.
Naravno, napisan Brajevom azbukom...
...ili eventualno binarnim kodom.
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