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Kako se zove ciga - motorciklista?


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Kako se zove ciga - novonar?


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Kako se zove ciga koji cita knjige?


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Tolko o ciganima...
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I sve si to mogao da stavis u jedan post :wink:
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Ko, jel' ja? wrote:I sve si to mogao da stavis u jedan post :wink:
Ovako ima impresivno dejstvo 8) ...
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I tendenciju da ti stave ban... mnogoo tema pokreces za jedan dan ;)
That was a hazardous consultation of the Libre Mortis my Lord. An ordeal of high and low doom. The moment I approached the book, it bit me most ferociously.
I must appologize for the explosion that blew off the door of The Chamber Unbreachable, but the simultaneous emergence of seventeen demons from the book spine, caused the spiritual detonation in the soul stoned air of the room.
The whole enterprise was an experience most horrendeous. None but I could have endured it. I was almost damned twice. Even now my soul is twisted to a cork screw.
I suggest you keep the state of your soul to yourself, and inform us, instead, what you have gleamed from the Grimoire.

Hatred and prejudice will never be eradicated. And witch hunts will never be about witches. To have a scapegoat - that's the key. Humans always fear the alien, the odd. Once the mages had left Novigrad, folk turned their anger against the other races... and, as they have for ages, branded their neighbors their greatest foes.

And 'cause I was gazillionaire and I liked doing it so much, I cut that grass for free.

Glory to Arstotzka!
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teclis wrote:
Ko, jel' ja? wrote:I sve si to mogao da stavis u jedan post :wink:
Ovako ima impresivno dejstvo 8) ...
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teclis wrote:
Ko, jel' ja? wrote:I sve si to mogao da stavis u jedan post :wink:
Ovako ima impresivno dejstvo 8) ...
impresivno dobijes ban...smaras ljude...zuti karton
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ok, sorry guyz, prestajem (barem za danas)...
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teclis wrote:ok, sorry guyz, prestajem (barem za danas)...
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e to si sad izmislio!!1
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Semjuel L. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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teclis wrote:Kako se zove ciga u odelu?


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teclis wrote:Kako se zove ciga u odelu?


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Kako se zove ciga koji prodaje kokice?


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teclis wrote:Kako se zove ciga u odelu?

Optuzeni.
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Taj cak nema ni smisla.
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Slartibartfast wrote:Taj cak nema ni smisla.
U indirektnom govoru taj fazon je hteo da naglasi da ciga jedino kad nosi odelo je kad je u sudnici kao optuzeni jer tamo nije prikladno da dodjes u tresi.
"Auto bez zvuka je kao devojka bez glasa."
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Ko drugom jamu kopa sam u nju Orleans.

Šta je brže ili duže???

Svaki čovjek kada se vrati iz grma ostavi nešto iza sebe.

Što je to malo žuto i piči po magistrali?
Maližutomagistralopičaš!

Zada učiteljica zadatak za domaći da se napise rečenica u kojoj ce da se pojavi reč "ananas". Perica je napisao:
"Moj tata je primio platu. Otišao je da pije. Puno je pio, platu je popio, a na nas nije ni mislio."

Vuk vozi motor kroz šumu i naiđe mala Maja i vikne vuku:
"VUČE!"
Kaže Vuk:
"Kurac vuče, jedva ide!"

Idu dvije dlake ulicom, jednu zgazi kamion,a druga reče:
"Ovo je bilo za dlaku!"

Kaže obična voda mineralnoj:
"Kad god te vidim, ti si pod gasom."

Pita Crvenkapa vuka:
- "Vuce, vuce zasto su ti tolike oci."
A on kaze:
- "Pa mislis da je lako srati babu."

Novi zatvorenik po celiji hoda! Susjed iz druge celije:
- "Mozes da hodas, lezis ili trcis ali svejedno sjedis!"

Sta je to pcela jeste, bumbar nije?

Uhvati Haso zlatnog kuvara i ovaj mu kaze:
- "Ako me pustis ispunicu ti tri paprike..."


Sastali se Rus, Amerikanac i Bosanac. I Bosanac je pobijedio.

de frajer ulicom i naleti na odsječenu glavu od neke starije žene, iznenadi se, ali se ne zbuni. Nabi je nogom i reče:
- "Ma bježi ženska glavo..."

- U čemu je razlika između cigle i pegle?
- Koja prva poleti ta je golub.

Došli plavuša, Mujo i Perica u restoran.
Konobar pita:
- "Šta je ovo? Neki vic?"

Sedi zeka u stanu, kad neko zvoni. Otvara vrata, kad ono Ceca donela paket vutre. Uzme zeka vutru, zatvori vrata, smota joint i napusi se i sa uzivanjem rece:
- "Ma nek ceka Brena!!!"

Sjede ti dva nebodera na grani. I jedan od njih vidi kucu. Tek ce ti on drugom:
- "Je li ono tvoje jaje?"

Dosla baba na pijacu pa pita zenu:
- "Posto ti ova marama ?"
Ova nece odmah da kaze nego gleda da izvuce najbolju cenu...
- "Pa...ne znam...pa kolko bi ti dala ?"
A ni baba se ne da:
- "Ne znam, kolko kosta ?"
- "Pa...evo 15 eurosa?"
- "...15 ?!? Nema sanse ! Moze 10 !"
- "10 !?!? Pa ja je placam 11 ! Minimum za 12 !"
I tu babi pukne film i kaze ona zeni:
- "Ej mala, slusaj, puko mi je film...jel ima ovde neka foto radnja gde to moze da se sredi ?"
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Ne znam ko je vec gledao ko nije, u svakom slucaju, esktra su posao uradili momci sa fakulteta dramskih umetnosti... radi se o pilot seriji "Mladici"... evo linka:

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea ... D=18132179
That was a hazardous consultation of the Libre Mortis my Lord. An ordeal of high and low doom. The moment I approached the book, it bit me most ferociously.
I must appologize for the explosion that blew off the door of The Chamber Unbreachable, but the simultaneous emergence of seventeen demons from the book spine, caused the spiritual detonation in the soul stoned air of the room.
The whole enterprise was an experience most horrendeous. None but I could have endured it. I was almost damned twice. Even now my soul is twisted to a cork screw.
I suggest you keep the state of your soul to yourself, and inform us, instead, what you have gleamed from the Grimoire.

Hatred and prejudice will never be eradicated. And witch hunts will never be about witches. To have a scapegoat - that's the key. Humans always fear the alien, the odd. Once the mages had left Novigrad, folk turned their anger against the other races... and, as they have for ages, branded their neighbors their greatest foes.

And 'cause I was gazillionaire and I liked doing it so much, I cut that grass for free.

Glory to Arstotzka!
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Ja se izvinjavam, ali ovo je operisano od bilo kakvog humora- plitko, prazno i ama bash ni malo smeshno.
Samo ono što činimo iz ljubavi, činimo slobodno, pa ma koliko patnje iz toga proizašlo.

Istina rađa mržnju. Ko govori istinu, često se zamera drugima.
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Onda se bojim da si promasio poentu... no to je vec tvoj problem ;)
That was a hazardous consultation of the Libre Mortis my Lord. An ordeal of high and low doom. The moment I approached the book, it bit me most ferociously.
I must appologize for the explosion that blew off the door of The Chamber Unbreachable, but the simultaneous emergence of seventeen demons from the book spine, caused the spiritual detonation in the soul stoned air of the room.
The whole enterprise was an experience most horrendeous. None but I could have endured it. I was almost damned twice. Even now my soul is twisted to a cork screw.
I suggest you keep the state of your soul to yourself, and inform us, instead, what you have gleamed from the Grimoire.

Hatred and prejudice will never be eradicated. And witch hunts will never be about witches. To have a scapegoat - that's the key. Humans always fear the alien, the odd. Once the mages had left Novigrad, folk turned their anger against the other races... and, as they have for ages, branded their neighbors their greatest foes.

And 'cause I was gazillionaire and I liked doing it so much, I cut that grass for free.

Glory to Arstotzka!
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Prosvetli me, mocni mbwana. Shta god da si hteo da kazes, ja se nisam ni na shta nadovezivao, vec komentarisao jadnu splachinu koju tesko da mozemo da nazovemo humorom. Pogledao, rekao svoje mishljenje i to je to. Nishta vishe.
I da, nema poente, tako da nije bilo mogucnosti da se ista promashi :wink:
Samo ono što činimo iz ljubavi, činimo slobodno, pa ma koliko patnje iz toga proizašlo.

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Aman wrote:
Slartibartfast wrote:Taj cak nema ni smisla.
U indirektnom govoru taj fazon je hteo da naglasi da ciga jedino kad nosi odelo je kad je u sudnici kao optuzeni jer tamo nije prikladno da dodjes u tresi.
Naravno da sam shvatio vic, no moja izjava se odnosila na smislenost odgovora 'Optuzeni' na pitanje 'Kako se zove ciga u odelu?' Eventualno bi prosao kao odgovor na 'Kako zovu cigu u odelu?': onda bi vic postao savrseno logican, dosadan i glup. Ma, koga briga.
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Ljudi ako ste pod stresom.... zna se, dva piva i bensedini, a ne ovde po temi o humoru da se raspravljate.
Pamti, pa vrati...

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Megabaja wrote:Ljudi ako ste pod stresom.... zna se, dva piva i bensedini, a ne ovde po temi o humoru da se raspravljate.
Tako je! Podrzavam te potpuno... Kome se svidja super, kome ne, opet super...
That was a hazardous consultation of the Libre Mortis my Lord. An ordeal of high and low doom. The moment I approached the book, it bit me most ferociously.
I must appologize for the explosion that blew off the door of The Chamber Unbreachable, but the simultaneous emergence of seventeen demons from the book spine, caused the spiritual detonation in the soul stoned air of the room.
The whole enterprise was an experience most horrendeous. None but I could have endured it. I was almost damned twice. Even now my soul is twisted to a cork screw.
I suggest you keep the state of your soul to yourself, and inform us, instead, what you have gleamed from the Grimoire.

Hatred and prejudice will never be eradicated. And witch hunts will never be about witches. To have a scapegoat - that's the key. Humans always fear the alien, the odd. Once the mages had left Novigrad, folk turned their anger against the other races... and, as they have for ages, branded their neighbors their greatest foes.

And 'cause I was gazillionaire and I liked doing it so much, I cut that grass for free.

Glory to Arstotzka!
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Ali fora je stvarno suplja. Mislim, nevezano za to sto ne bi bila smesna ni da je 'ispravno' postavljena. Otkad smo postali forum na kojem se drzimo za ruke, pevamo Kumbaya i mrstimo se na ljude koji imaju nesto kriticno da kazu?
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Pa jel si ti procitao kirganove viceve? pola nisu smesnisni... pa kad bi ih ljudi komentarisali ne bi bilo mesta na forumu.

On-topic:
Sede dva mrava na banderi i umacu keks u struju...
Pamti, pa vrati...

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Megabaja wrote:Pa jel si ti procitao kirganove viceve? pola nisu smesnisni... pa kad bi ih ljudi komentarisali ne bi bilo mesta na forumu.

On-topic:
Sede dva mrava na banderi i umacu keks u struju...
jedan dobar, nema sta...
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Duc d' Elchingen wrote:
Imas PM od mene.


teclis wrote:
a to mu dodje sta...
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teclis wrote:Duc d' Elchingen wrote:
Imas PM od mene.


teclis wrote:
a to mu dodje sta...
A? :-s
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teclis wrote:Duc d' Elchingen wrote:
Imas PM od mene.


teclis wrote:
a to mu dodje sta...
ovaj sam vec negde cuo :lol: :lol:
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Sede tata cigan i sin cigan za stolom - rucaju, pa ce sin cigan tati:
-Tato, tato, mi stalno jedemo ovaj bajati hleb. Kad cemo mi da jedemo hleb od danas?
-Sutra, sine, sutra...
Pamti, pa vrati...

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Ako ovo nije sala, ne znam sta je... da je danas 1. april zapitao bih se da nije aprililili u pitanju... pogledajte "umetnicki" logo izabran za pesmu evrovizije :lol: :

http://www.blic.co.yu/zabava.php?id=14891
That was a hazardous consultation of the Libre Mortis my Lord. An ordeal of high and low doom. The moment I approached the book, it bit me most ferociously.
I must appologize for the explosion that blew off the door of The Chamber Unbreachable, but the simultaneous emergence of seventeen demons from the book spine, caused the spiritual detonation in the soul stoned air of the room.
The whole enterprise was an experience most horrendeous. None but I could have endured it. I was almost damned twice. Even now my soul is twisted to a cork screw.
I suggest you keep the state of your soul to yourself, and inform us, instead, what you have gleamed from the Grimoire.

Hatred and prejudice will never be eradicated. And witch hunts will never be about witches. To have a scapegoat - that's the key. Humans always fear the alien, the odd. Once the mages had left Novigrad, folk turned their anger against the other races... and, as they have for ages, branded their neighbors their greatest foes.

And 'cause I was gazillionaire and I liked doing it so much, I cut that grass for free.

Glory to Arstotzka!
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Dzon Vejn wrote:Ako ovo nije sala, ne znam sta je... da je danas 1. april zapitao bih se da nije aprililili u pitanju... pogledajte "umetnicki" logo izabran za pesmu evrovizije :lol: :

http://www.blic.co.yu/zabava.php?id=14891
hahaha... kakvi retardi :roll:
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Ja evo jos uvek gledam logo i pokusavam da bilo sta odande povezem sa nasom zemljom i/ili evrovizijom... nesto mi ne ide...

Sljiva me podseca na Kostunicu (ko se seca tog plakata...), truba na Velju (posto Guca vise nije ono sto je bila), a one usne na (nazalost) nase plasticne pevaljke... recimo da je Karleusa odlican primer (treba li da linkujem njen klip sa kobaja grande sajta :lol: ?)... a sve to zajedno me podseca ko je postavio Tijanica tu gde je sada... iskreno se nadam da ce mu svi skandali koje je napravio doci glave...

Ziri koji je ovo izabrao treba uhapsiti... ja verujem da na ovom forumu ima barem 10 ljudi koji se dovoljno razumeju u graficki dizajn da mogu da urade ekstra logo... a verujem i da ima barem 100 ljudi koji bi uradili logo boljih od ovog...
That was a hazardous consultation of the Libre Mortis my Lord. An ordeal of high and low doom. The moment I approached the book, it bit me most ferociously.
I must appologize for the explosion that blew off the door of The Chamber Unbreachable, but the simultaneous emergence of seventeen demons from the book spine, caused the spiritual detonation in the soul stoned air of the room.
The whole enterprise was an experience most horrendeous. None but I could have endured it. I was almost damned twice. Even now my soul is twisted to a cork screw.
I suggest you keep the state of your soul to yourself, and inform us, instead, what you have gleamed from the Grimoire.

Hatred and prejudice will never be eradicated. And witch hunts will never be about witches. To have a scapegoat - that's the key. Humans always fear the alien, the odd. Once the mages had left Novigrad, folk turned their anger against the other races... and, as they have for ages, branded their neighbors their greatest foes.

And 'cause I was gazillionaire and I liked doing it so much, I cut that grass for free.

Glory to Arstotzka!
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Logo je epitom odvratnosti, ali sigurno ce vec neko da prokomentarise: "Kakva manifestacija, takav i logo..."
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